Oh yeah, I’ve seen you around. I think I might have had a death ball game with you a little while back. It was me, you, some guy named thatboyyouknow or something like that, and some other guy. The opposite team had an annoying lvl~30 Bayonetta and this laggy-as-fuck 1-bar Garuda. He was teleporting all over the place and none of my hits would register. I’m pretty sure he was going 1-bar on purpose (he always had like 3 bars in the lobby). You were actually pretty damn good! I think you scored like 5-6 goals and manhandled the Garuda despite his trippy connection. He even rage quit halfway through.
I don’t really understand what’s up with the connections. Some players are laggy on my end, but fine on others, yet those others are perfectly fine on my end.
Though, to be honest, you’re not really someone memorable. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, though! In most cases, if I remember someone in this game, it’s because of how annoying they were, either because they were laggy as hell or because they abused ME.
Anyway, since you’re also on 360, tell me if you’ve ever faced these players and whether they gave you any trouble:
L4ast Exile: An annoying Baron player in every sense of the word. He has a 3-bar connection, but he behaves like a 1-bar player. He doesn’t have the OHKO, but his divepunch takes off like half your health, he can escape out of juggles midair, and he uses ME so he’s next to impossible to bring down. He’s probably also a fucked up individual irl. He spent a team deathmatch session literally hunting me and ONLY me, and I have no idea why. He did this for like four games before I quit. Hell, in the last one he focused only on me to the point where he ended with 1-1: that one kill was me, that one death was from me (no idea how I pulled it off). And I had a few death match session recently, but this time he was on my team. It was 4v4 and everyone was lvl50. The other team actually worked together, but this guy just ran off on his own and did whatever. He wouldn’t even bother helping another teammate while they were being juggled. Probably to busy stalking someone on the other team.
I don’t understand these people. Like wtf’s the point of buying a game with your hard earned cash, taking the time to learn it, and then pointlessly dicking around online? You gotta have a hell of a lot of time or have virtually no life (or lead a very sad life). It reminds me of that Izayoi Sakuya guy who was a nuisance when the game was first released. He was an intentional lag-Baron and he was annoying as fuck. What kind of pleasure could you possibly get from being a cheap ass motherfucker? If a player loses they eventually quit, that’s all. Plus I don’t understand how that would even qualify as a win. It’s not a show of legit skill so I don’t understand why you’d be proud of having 14-0 in BR just because you intentionally exploited a glitch that no one can really counter. Reminds me of when Brawl first came out, and you’d spend an hour waiting in the lobby. You finally get a match going and there’s this Wario who spends literally the entire match taunting. I mean, Jesus, don’t you have anything better to do? Go study and do something productive for civilization, for fuck’s sake.
Anyways, other “notable” (for being insufferable) players:
PapaBearPrime: Same as Last Exile. He’s a 3-bar player in the lobby, but glitches all over the map during actual gameplay.
thatboyyouknow: Never had any bad experiences against him, but I don’t understand wtf he was doing during that death ball match. Before you showed up, we lost, but he still came in first place despite having not a single goal. He wasn’t helping out, he was just somewhere all by himself juggling a random player. If you’re gonna play, than PLAY, don’t just dick around doing whatever. I mean, what kind of pleasure could you possible get from doing the… things that these players do? I’m legitimately interested in case anyone has an actual answer to that.
There are a handful of 1-bar Fei Rins that are always annoying to deal with. gikkus778, Teh Paradox and a couple others I’m forgetting. I’ll admit that in the case of gikkus, it’s not really his fault. He’s in Japan, so it’s understandable that he has a 1-bar connection.
Deadlock336 is another annoying player. He’s laggy and uses ME. He can’t kill you, but you can’t kill him either. If you face him, it just ends up being a huge waste of time. And he has Last Exile’s annoying habit of stalking you for entire matches.
That said, there are some really good players out there. Harlequeen XNZH (the hard charger Douglas I mentioned earlier), BlueShock, Dr Noah Body, and an Ai Rin user who’s name I can’t remember, and few others I’m forgetting. It’s just that guys like the ones above ruin any possible enjoyment when they show up. Any tips for facing those guys in particular, if you’ve faced them before?
On a side-note, someone should set up an AR fansite or fanforum where all members have to agree to not using ME. I don’t mind GM, but ME is some annoying bullshit. I don’t like using it, and I always get screwed by people who do.