Pizza Toppings

You get three toppings on your pizza…cheese and sauce obviously on the pizza already. Extra cheese counts as a topping.

GO GO GO GO GO:

Pineapple
Anchovies
M&Ms

I did pepperoni, extra cheese, and pineapple, and added mini chips ahoy cookies…it turned out gdlk.

I am also fairly certain I invented dipping pizza into new inventive sauces (originally via sour cream and onion chip dip, back in the day).

Doritos
Endangerd Saskatchewan deer labia
Bath salts

Extra pepperoni
Extra cheese
Jalapeño

#waterwithlemon

shrooms
shrimp
tuna

Before fall of 2014:
[list]
[] pepperoni
[
] bacon
[] turkey bacon
[
] sorpresseta
[] sausage
[
] olives
[] peppers
[
] fish
[] ham
[
] a Quarter Pounder with cheese
[] french fries
[
] a Baconator
[] slice of cheese pizza
[
] mozzarella sticks
[] some spinach
[
] everything
[/list]

Now:
[list]
[] Kelp
[
] Tofu
[] vegan marinara with soy butter
[
] low fat goat cheese
[*] diet Coke
[/list]

Bacon, Lamb Meat, and Steak

[list=1]
[] Pepperoni
[
] Spinach
[*] Steak
[/list]

chicken, green peppers, and onions

  1. A slightly smaller pizza
  2. An even slightly smaller pizza
  3. The smallest pizza than the rest

Why must you tease me?

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Hmm…

  1. Sausage (chunks not shaved)
  2. Green Peppers
  3. Mushrooms

Simple toppings for a simple man.

Dessert Pizza:

Oreos
Graham Cracker crust
Marshmallow

#almondmilk

What’s the “Cheese” and “Sauce” on this pizza?

Chocolate sauce is both.
Sugar cookie crust

Almost instant diabetes.

i cheated and got 4 toppings each, on my two pizzas
and 2 lbs of wings
and garlic bread with cheese
and dipping sauces
and a shawarma (no onions or tomatoes, slightly toasted)

alfredo and chicken pizza dabess

I’ve actually put chicken fettuccine alfredo on pizza, it’s pretty baller.

Seriously, you guys need to try pepperoni, extra cheese, and a random topping of your choice, then mini chips ahoy cookies if they still make them, and sour cream and onion chip dip. It’s the Ivan Ooze tier of pizza toppings.

If you say that you’ve clearly never tasted BBQ, bacon and chicken pizza. You’re talking like a plebeian right now.