Photoshop mission: Photoshop wizards please take part!

IMM photoshop wolves… I have a little request, a mission if you will.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take the attached pic, and have as much fun with it as you can while delivering the most humiliating/humorous/ironic outcome. Seriously, photoshop the SHIT out of this.

The main focal point for ridicule is the guy recieving the beer bong. No photoshop can be too dirty… no holds barred, but if they happen to go beyond the site rules, PM me the final product. Pos rep will be delivered.

Please make this as hilarious/ridiculous as you can… fire away on that shit… I gotta see the ruthlessness. Have at 'im.

I wish I knew how to use Photoshop. I have a great idea involving bear semen no homo.