Petition to recognize esports as legitimate sports in the U.S. to solve denial of entry

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All my claps, Hax, all my claps.

And Epidemic’s too, if you really want it.

Sounds suspiciously like a Sonic when he had a batman bad bitch white one with wings? Alternate spelling. Lets not Ask Shadowace! Dudes posting Shadow was a Capcom robot in them archie comix.

Oh right another community wasn’t handled.

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katy furry. furry.
furry aint sports nukka
furry aint do shit but pretend to be a dog all day

and make someone else pay the bills fuckingg degenerate leeches

cant get one, oh fursecuted? is that fur executed? #mike vick #sportsball

Consider the following: an olive branch was extended to them years back for one Evo. They didnt come back for whatever reason until the titty money fund raiser for evo to show that we fgc weren’t all scumbags.

What hasnt been answered is why this desperate need for validation from a community that has nothing to do with yours?

Smash got recognition from a lot of places way before the fg scenes did. Mtv was all over that and so was mlg (for better or worse). So why force yourselves on Evo and by extension us?

because they’ve earned the spot and ahve become the biggest event.

Are you not reading what these people are saying?

This is what happens when you shit on the liberal arts:

The question is about why make it a point to get validation from our scene in the first place.

separate and divided.

thats ok.

both can live on.

esports marketing pushes are trying to pit people against eachother, who do not play the same game and it doesn’t work like that. 1 vs 1 me bro, in a game you don’t play. Then they’ll blame you for not getting along. Not calling EVO Esports enough! (too many scary minorities) "Unfortunately all these million dollar pots we give away won’t go to YOU PEOPLE. - NO DANGLING CARROT METAPHORS BECAUSE OF SOME OTHER YOU “PEOPLE” that want to be animals, BRAIN PROBLEMS.

what # of FGC have gone on to play smash

what # of smash have gone on to play anything else except other smash.

what smasher is also really successful in other games? Who even plays any?

“If the game is so easy” you could win without showering, but that is not the case and they should withhold the trophy ceremony if anyone did and made it thru the field and Finals. And drug test you if thats the reason behind the no shower, maybe even alcoholism living unkempt puke persistence of your own BO. Only play the games in marathon paces, “no time” for personal hygiene. Mountain bikers relieving themselves stories while still moving on the bike, maybe Lance Armstrong had an advantage with only 1 ball!

On scary minorities here, scaring you with their swearing and life experiences beyond mom’s basement:

Noel brown wasn’t arrested for MATCH FIXING

but girl drama, personal shit. didn’t stop kotaku from TMzing him, front page arrested mugshot, bad black man. Bad at the games, wasn’t even the angle. Ever posting about him playing the games before that? Pointing out he was a competitor to follow him. Tournament results, never. (They may also have missed ye olde noel brown, youtube filter)

esports player transgressions, in underage relationships no less, go without press.

fuck esports.

Grinding games a lot for execution is accrues 0 benefit to your life. No one wants to waste 6 months of their life perfecting a combo because they will suffer a pay cut because of it.

I like grinding games I enjoy and I don’t mind the more difficult aspects of the game if it is fun. To this day I still do MvC2 and Vampire Savior training mode because it is a fun hobby to me. SSBM learning how to l cancel all day then learning perfect movement to play a neutral game that is honestly not very rewarding fun wise. The game literally put me to sleep last year and I woke up in the middle of marvel. I don’t get why smash players always brag about the skill needed in the game. People that play other games REALLY don’t care at all. Honestly more concerned with grinding to get into med school than grinding endlessly on some game.

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Plus none of you niggas can do fastfly combos/bulleta infinites/frc consistently and I can. AND I can play do waveshines and shit in melee. Broaden your horizons smash nerds.

I know there was falcomist in MvC3. Locally there’s a dude who plays all the melees and Guilty Gear. Not a knowned player by any means but those are in an extreme minority. There is more overlap between the scenes as far as players playing multiple games casually but that may also be attributed to the fact that sessions in smash involve smash, sessions in the FGC sometimes involve multiple games but rarely do FGC sessions have smash set ups and I doubt that smash sessions have set ups for other games (although this is an inference I don’t know if they do set up consoles for other games).

For more on those too young to even understand their trolling has gone haywire and doesn’t even make sense to anyone, even themselves, if it ever did…

Should write a govt dude’s thoughts, in the smashey overboard grasp at anything straws way.

YOU THINK WERE GOING TO OPEN UP DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS AND OVERSEE AND OVERHAUL AN ENTIRE TARIFF EXPORTING PEOPLE SYSTEM IN PLACE HUMAN CAPITAL MOVEMENT WORLDWIDE THAT WOULD TAKE 18 MONTHS TO EVEN INTRODUCE TO THE HOUSE, JUST SO 1 KID FROM SWEDEN CAN GO PLAY HIS COMPUTER GAME ON A NINTENDO AND MAKE 12 PACK OF MOUNTAIN DEW MONEY?! HAHAHA

STAY BOTTOM BARREL WHEN THIS CUBA THING IS A POTENTIAL 2 BILLION A YEAR INDUSTRY WHEN WE GET THE BEISBOL THING MATRICULATED INTO BASEBALL FIGURED OUT, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT BEAST THE DODGERS HAVE, PUIG?! HE’S A CUBAN, NOT “DOMINICAN REPUBLIC”

NOT TO MENTION THE DISRUPTION BY REFUGEES THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE EASTERN EURO REGION
WHICH MUST BE WATCHED WITH A VERY CAREFUL EYE TO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES AGAIN

requisite: "Come on, man"
equivalent: ‘spooby, pls’

who said games, “better” first

  • without any metric to judge that dumb argument with a 3rd party who is only a judge, of course. We gotta get a 1 of those, want to be one of the only girls there to judge the smells, since you do not police yourself for the knockout smells, yeah KO POLICE STINKY kuso no wife u

smasher

they aren’t similar games.

there’s no smash arcade stick

there’s no smash arcade game.

Smash TV, yes. It had guns, top down spawning the twin stick shooters of today. Okay lets look up Smash Tv’s

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CRT is actually cool for their intended purpose that still does one thing way better than LCDs that never plan for this and don’t care about anyone’s community. The technical hurdle has not been 100% cleared. But not a 13 inch + DVD combo pizza boy salary 2001 with no cable hookup! Using that coat hanger antennae. Some CRT can go bad and drop frames/lag!

Yo nintendo 64 had the most Arcade Perfect fighting games in fat NES cartridges. Yessir.
The most awesome Arcade Fighting game releases were on the ITSA ME pull marios mustache flagship

that console had the dopest “fighters”

the most fighting games you saw exactly in arcades

NFL BLITZ
WE GO TO BLOWS OVER THAT SHANNON SHARPE CANNOT BE STOPPED
THE 30 THE 10 THE 5!!!

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Console only fighting games can be so without ever being Arcade/Arcade culture? Which ones. Why aren’t there more examples than 1 game series. Interesting how if this was true no facts, no list ever. Ask me about “the dark ages” and I can procure a list Hecatom probably made of every game released. Shit ignores the entire Tekken timeline to say that “Dark ages”

kinnukuman gamecube go hard though

YJDK

NFL blitz

3 buttons?

joystick

that shit was virtua fighter. virtua feezy ft. Hologram 2pac 1999

http://gamesdbase.com/Media/SYSTEM/Arcade/CP/big/NFL_Blitz_-1997-_Midway_Games.jpg

1 on 1 was the name of the game.

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Because look at how they placed player 4 and fucked up the Virtua Fighter layouts - and where is your PERFECT 360 center point frame of reference?!

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parent’s basement gameplay, you may feel right at home!

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That one kinda fixes it, by giving more room and removing labels so it can run on more than one game cabinet. 3 buttons, you’ll figure it out fast.

If this was smash, no repairing/modding/tech talk forums at all.

Just have to rely on Nintendo to make more of the same equipment. Broken, buy another, Nintendo on that Grade F for Better Business Bureau’s Recycling rating so maybe they get the esports Govt cops on them and shut down the Gamecube controller division!

“Hey, it could happen!”

This thread is still here? Thought someone would delete this thread by now. Someone please delete this thread!!!

We did it SRK, it made it to 100,000 signatures!

We still Da Best!

About hygene, let’s be honest those evo rooms are hot and fill it with obese dirty people it has never been a pleasant experience. That’s why poongko plays shirtless

There is already stank, then you have those dirty mongoloids from smash boards who never shower or wipe their ass. It creates a vortex of stink

I remember a couple giving a low yelp rating to a hotel thanks to a smash tourney

Niggas asking why furries want to ruin shit?

They don’t need no reason to fuck shit up. That’s why they drink Hennessy.  That’s why they smoke menthols. Furries like to ruin shit.

WTF-AKUMA-HAX…

This whole post just shows a gross misunderstanding of Smash Bros.

Besides the obvious: Why was USF4 allowed to disregard Edition Select? USF4 was boring without v.Sagat!

Let’s take a little lesson on Smash itself, first of all there is no wrong way or right way to play Smash Bros. No one can claim there is an official set of rules. Smash has about a million options and the game gives no guidelines. But it undeniably needs a standard.

So why are items off? Unlike everything you mentioned (except MK, that has a scene?) items drop in random spots at random times and it could be anything. You could be charging a move for a punish and an exploding capsule falls right in front of you before the animation ends and there you go. You lose the match. There’s adapting and then there’s “fuck you, be clairvoyant”.

By comparison, moves in SF are things players are in control of. Things you could reasonably guess, you think if SF had a random explosion option it would be set on? The community bitched and moaned about gems in SFxT and those were largely shut. Why? They’re in the game.

Oh rocket launchers can hurt you? But who fired that? You or the sky gods? That’s right, you! You made a choice, it backfired. It didn’t fall from the fucking sky at random. You fell down or hit lava? That shit was easily visible in advance, that is your fault.

Again, imagine you were playing an FPS and there was a pretty fair chance something would fall right in front of your gun mid shoot animation and blow away half your health, you’d probably toggle that shit off wouldn’t you?

Seriously, don’t bitch about things you don’t understand.

Smashbros, save your…fingers?

It’s not worth it

This dude HAX is da real MVP.

Yeah I’m leaving it. No one ever changes their mind on a forum. Maybe if it comes up in person people would be more receptive, usually are.