I have heard that Parker is no longer available due to GF related anger. Can someone please let me know if this is true? His tourney attendance has declined steadily.
This post was requested by LB.
Parker the Rog player right? I saw him a couple weeks ago.
Dear Leo,
I’m terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, but this might save our asses and make me look better, especially since I’m now sleeping with a female. This note will be the last memory you’ll ever have of me, I really don’t care for you anymore, that’s just the way it is. Just remember it was completely your fault. It is because of your history of scrub tactics that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.
You’d be much better off finding a person that can deal with the annoying way you whiff headbutt -> ultra. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you flirted with my father at our family Christmas dinner.
I’m glad this is done and we’re going separate directions for good. The next time I see you I know you’ll still be attempting jab ultra.
XOXO,
Parker
That was the funniest thing I’ve read this year.
Parker, you still taking pictures for the daily bugle?
Man, wtf
Parker, seriously, you need to attend these tournaments.
Also, i’m sorry about the Christmas party with your father. Nevermind, he looked good in that suit.
that’s what she said.
Sorry Leo but Parker has been playing against my Dan
I hope you understand