Owned. Car bomb training blows up in their faces

Starhammer · February 12, 2014, 1:28pm

http://news.msn.com/world/car-bomb-teacher-accidentally-kills-21-students

The events underscored the determination of the insurgents to rebuild and regain the strength they enjoyed in Iraq at the height of the war until U.S.-backed Sunni tribesmen turned against them.

BAGHDAD — An instructor teaching his militant recruits how to make car bombs accidentally set off explosives in his demonstration Monday, killing 21 of them in a huge blast that alerted authorities to the existence of the rural training camp in an orchard north of Baghdad. Nearly two dozen people were arrested, including wounded insurgents trying to hobble away from the scene.

The fatal goof by the al-Qaida breakaway group that dominates the Sunni insurgency in Iraq happened on the same day that the speaker of the Iraqi parliament, a prominent Sunni whom the militants consider a traitor, escaped unhurt from a roadside bomb attack on his motorcade in the northern city of Mosul.

Nevertheless, the events underscored the determination of the insurgents to rebuild and regain the strength they enjoyed in Iraq at the height of the war until U.S.-backed Sunni tribesmen turned against them. The militants are currently battling for control of mainly Sunni areas of western Iraq in a key test of the Shiite-led government’s ability to maintain security more than two years after the withdrawal of U.S. troops.

While the Iraqi army has been attacking insurgent training camps in the vast desert of western Anbar province near the Syrian border, it is unusual to find such a camp in the center of the country, just 95 kilometers (60 miles) north of the capital.

The discovery shows that “the terrorist groups have made a strong comeback in Iraq and that the security problems are far from over, and things are heading from bad to worse,” said Hamid al-Mutlaq, a member of the parliament’s security and defense committee.

The militants belonged to a network now known as the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, an extremist group that recently broke with al-Qaida. The ISIL, emboldened by fellow fighters’ gains in the Syrian civil war, has tried to position itself as the champion of Iraqi Sunnis angry at the government over what they see as efforts to marginalize them.

Car bombs are one of the deadliest weapons used by this group, with coordinated waves of explosions regularly leaving scores dead in Baghdad and elsewhere across the country. The bombs are sometimes assembled in farm compounds where militants can gather without being spotted, or in car workshops in industrial areas.

The explosion Monday took place at a camp tucked away in an orchard in the village of al-Jalam, a farming area that has been a stronghold of al-Qaida close to the Sunni city of Samarra. According to a police officer, an army official and a hospital official, all of whom spoke on condition of anonymity for security reasons, the events unfolded as follows.

The militants were attending a lesson on making car bombs and explosive belts when a glitch set off one of the devices during the car bomb part of the demonstration. Security forces rushed to the area after hearing the thunderous blast and arrested 12 wounded militants along with another 10 trying to flee.

Authorities searched two houses and a garage in the orchard, finding seven car bombs as well as several explosive belts and roadside bombs. The cars did not have license plates. Bomb experts then started the work of defusing the devices.

Later Monday, a bomb exploded near a cafe in western Baghdad shortly after nightfall, killing three people and wounding 11 others, according to police and medical officials who all spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak to media.

The U.S. strongly condemned the assassination attempt on parliament speaker Osama al-Nujaifi, a roadside bombing that wounded one of his bodyguards.

“Speaker Nujaifi has been a strong partner of the United States’ efforts in Iraq and we are grateful that he was unharmed in the attack,” State Department deputy spokeswoman Marie Harf said in a statement. “Today’s attack exemplifies the danger terrorist groups pose to all Iraqis, and the importance of Iraqi leaders from all communities working together to isolate militant groups from the broader population.”

Violence has spiked in Iraq since last April, when security forces cracked down on a Sunni protest camp north of Baghdad in clashes that left 45 dead.

The situation deteriorated significantly in late December, when security forces dismantled a protest camp near the Anbar provincial capital of Ramadi. To defuse the tension, the security forces withdrew from Ramadi and the nearby city of Fallujah. ISIL militants promptly took over parts of Ramadi and the center of Fallujah.

The Iraqi government and allied tribes launched an offensive on Jan. 26 to wrest control of the cities back from the militants. Sporadic clashes are still continuing around Fallujah and in some parts of Ramadi, with only limited success by security forces.

The moral of the story?

Be careful when you’re doing dirt, because you might get done in while you’re doing it.

-Starhammer-

owattjacob · February 12, 2014, 1:58pm

and somewhere in the wind you can hear

“YOU PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN”

maxx · February 12, 2014, 2:09pm

he still killed 21 people.

Manx · February 12, 2014, 3:02pm

The news reporter I heard giving this story related it as if it was still a tragedy, giving me hope that perhaps the entire world isn’t encrusted over with scum that rejoices at the death of another human being. :tup:

Forum_Viewer · February 12, 2014, 3:09pm

don’t mind starhammer, he’s too busy fapping to shit animu.

dn3000 · February 12, 2014, 5:10pm

or

http://fcdn.mtbr.com/attachments/29er-bikes/592165d1359601749-chromag-29er-nelson%20muntz.jpg

although a sad waste of human life due to brainwashing and stupidity.

VolcanicAkuma55 · February 13, 2014, 1:11am

if ur gunna go out, go out with a bang

Matriarch · February 13, 2014, 1:20am

It’s not about rejoicing over their deaths. It’s about rejoicing that people who had real intent to take the lives of others by taking their own will not be able to carry that out.

Starhammer · February 13, 2014, 3:02am

his teachings were sound, but he should’nt have used the real thing on practice runs.

FOOL! I fap to lame flames, and right now you’re giving me a hard on.

pretty much this. I’m laughing at the epic fail of someone who had the intention of causing deadly harm to a lot of innocent people, and wanted to teach others how to do it. The powerful irony of exactly how this person(s) died and/or harmed themselves is too much for me to resist.

-Starhammer-

XthAtGAm3RGuYX · February 13, 2014, 3:46am

Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-MONSTER KILL!

Raij1n · February 13, 2014, 4:00am

Sunni student: Teach! You da bomb!

SaikyoStyle · February 13, 2014, 5:42am

To be fair the class was pass/fail and they definitely did one of them.

Shin_Jr · February 13, 2014, 5:51am

Spoiler

had to use that gif again

Manx · February 13, 2014, 7:28am

Oh, I just wanted to clarify, that I did not intend to say that StarHammer is scum.

Unless he’s a Muslim.

:tup:

AcidicEnema · February 13, 2014, 7:57am

It is a tragedy that these people found themselves in a situation where they thought that there was nothing better they could with their lives than learn how to take other lives by making cowardly incendiary devices.

It is profoundly hilarious and deeply gratifying that they blew their own fuck faces off before getting a chance to do unto others.

Starhammer · February 13, 2014, 10:00am

:tup: muslims are okay, but terrorists suck. A bunch of Ultimate haters that group. :tdown:

EDIT: I ain’t trying to start nothin’ with debo.

Until I get a brick.

-Starhammer-

ElderGOD · February 13, 2014, 10:18am

For once something we can agree on.

I only wish there were American “Freedom Fighters” nearby so they could give the survivors a proper burial.

Either way, they had a blast.

Kashiyukasthighs · February 13, 2014, 10:36am

To give the survivors a burial?

ElderGOD · February 13, 2014, 11:00am

I believe the more appropriate word might have been terrorists or future murderers.

SoVi3t · February 13, 2014, 12:51pm

so does that mean no homework?