so apparently, al qaeda is targeting obama’s grandmother in kenya. :wtf:
Associated Press is using freedom of information act to request the Osama pics…Fox News is also doing it
This might not be a bad idea after all. Assuming their is an relation between to how sexist a country is, and how cute their cartoons are, the middle east could produce shows so moe that you would have to wear some kind of special brace to keep your face from imploding.
Of course, the downside is that their porn would be even WORSE than Japanese porn…It would be pretty much all burkas and pubic hair with the occasional glimmer of highly pixelated, middle aged tit flesh set to a constant, nasal droning/weeping and sitar accompaniment.
(Yeah, yeah. America and Americans are assholes. We know.)
Sigh. Did someone honestly suggest that nuking the entire region would be a good thing in something other than jest?
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…You say that like tentacle porn is a good thing.
Also, it existed well before Hiroshima and Nagasaki got X-Ray Moved.
Such failure. Don’t they know that she’ll just outrun them?
Alternately, wouldn’t it be better to kill someone who isn’t basically already Dirty Dancing with Death anyway?
Okay, I’m suddenly glad that the thread stayed open (beyond Cisco’s dumb ass getting banned) just for this.
Sitars are awesome, though.
Hahah two bans handed out by this topic (One perm ban). I vote thread of the year.
yeah without going too much into theology, yeah that’s a pretty accurate statement. i know, i know, “who is the clay to talk back to the potter”. but that’s really just a “might makes right” argument.
to clarify though, i don’t actually believe that any of the stuff happened as depicted in the bible. again, i think it was written the way it was because back then, genocide and slavery were considered fine and common place. back then, “us” vs “them”, clan vs clan, tribe vs tribe, was absolutely necessary especially considering they are living in essentially a barren desert. you see this kind of tribe mentality in places where resources are scarce (such as the mongolian steppes), whereas in places where resources are plentiful, you generally have more cooperation and trade.
judaism came into existence as a way to unify the tribes and make them stronger. monotheism was a powerful uniting force. so obviously, the creators of those stories would craft them in such a way to hammer home certain points such as “those guys are evil lets kill them”. if you take a look at the hippy new age religions today, they’re way more lovey dovey, everyone is beautiful, wonderful, and interconnected, blah blah blah. the israelites simply couldn’t afford that kind of softness, given all the enemies that surrounded them.
Isn’t a God who creates life in a vain attempt for worship and love despite displaying zero compassion or appreciation toward his work absolutely pathetic?
Yes.
yo chill trolls, i’m not discussing religion, i’m just trying to have a history discussion
says who? Religion? God created everything out of boredom, period
This will be interesting.
Now Osama Bin Laden’s son demands to see the body of his father. Lost the link for this story.
i hope he has access to a submarine
(refuses to engage in the religious discussion as much as he wants to)
This sounds like a job for Aquaman!
Alternately, we could just offer to lead him to roughly same spot in the ocean…and shoot him in the back of the head. That kills two birds with one stone by re-uniting him with his father & getting rid of one of the most likely people to replace him and, hey, if some people think we’re going around assassinating people as it is (which is certainly arguable), it validates those claims too. So everyone wins!
…Except the Bin Ladens. But who cares about them, right?
Pfft. You act like news organizations read shit nowadays. You know better than this, Rocky.
Earlier this week on the Howard Stern show they played a bit where a guy goes to a low class neighborhood and asks them about fake news stories.
He asked what do they think about the reports of Al Qaeda fishing up Osama’s body and resurrecting him. Then he asked do they think that the resurrected Osama is two times more evil than the original.
Here it is. [media=youtube]ztISuxSIZTQ[/media]
Is it wrong that I laughed at this?
-Starhammer-
Meh, too much info has been released, and re-released, and edited and re-re-released, and edi…you get the picture. The chopper everybody knows got shot down or used or whatever was classified. The Seal Team Six that didn’t exist now exists…I guess. Fuck right off with the stupidity of this. The initial White House claim was it’s too gory to show. Now it’s national security, or will cause people to riot? Yeah, like the riot that happened when he FUCKING DIED???
fuck off, we’re grown ups, stop treating us like the government is daddy and we’re all still 6. I love how the live feed the president and CIA watched apparantly doesn’t exist and was deleted/missing/hobgoblins/whatever-the-fuck-happened/WHATEVER. Cuz that shit doesn’t get saved from multiple angles from fucking satellites in space and fucked up camera’s mounted on everythings. Good to see Obama’s “More transparency than my predecessor” bullshit during his campaign was so…truthful?
It’s like the White House is trying to be as stupid and evasive as fuck to sell this shit to Hollywood or something for the next umpteen years
(I’m tempted to look at the link that mIRC just posted, but I don’t really need the headache right now.)
Pfft. I still find it hilarious that Obama campaigned on “Change” and people bought it hook, link and sinker. I mean, I understand that almost anything (outside of Sarah Palin) was better than Bush’s dumb ass in office, but the fact that a politician essentially won because of something as generic as “change” when every one of them basically already does that is still a riot. Fucking two-party system.
We’ll be lucky if the P.A.T.R.O.I.T.–:rolleyes:–Act doesn’t get renewed.
…Not that I’m agreeing with you overall, SoVi3t.
No. It’s wrong that you laughed at something SoVi3t said rather than something I said. :sad:
is hurt because he spends so much time crafting his jokes
PATRIOT ACT is going nowhere, at least we aren’t the EU with their “build the giant firewall of doom” crud going on now.
of course not
how would you get this imprssion?