Orlando - I Got Served? You Got LISTONED!

[CEO_Jebailey]

I’ll take a shit in your toilet, and I won’t flush it. You will be the first bitch to get slapped to death. Do you know how long that will take? DAYS motherfucker. I’ll kick your dog. I’ll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once. I’m NOT afraid to kick someone as hard as I can in the nuts, FROM BEHIND. I hope you realize that your blood type will be “Jizz-negative” when I’m done with you.

I take bigger dumps with prettier turds then your face.

I don’t own a Dog.

I don’t use cable anymore since I can stream everything I need on PC or PS3.

As for the nut kicking, Yeah I’ll have to pass on that one.

It’ll be hard to kick me in the nuts from behind since I usually don’t have to stand up cause I won’t lose to you in SF4.

Tyrant, Yeah that’s the adapter I have as well, never really used it lol.

[Enkindu]

How about you save up some coupons and go buy yourself some originality. You make every excuse in the book as to why you cant do this or that…it’s simple really…you aint got it son. I fuck tons of hoes. I’ll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan. When I come hunting for your ass, begging and pleading isn’t going to save you. Bitch I don’t give a fuck about you. I just wanted to know if we were going to lower the level of this discussion to a tenth grade level? Maybe you’ll learn something from me when I hand your bitch back over for the next better slut that comes along.

[CEO_Jebailey]

So what’s your excuse for not having a cell phone for the last 5 years. Simple Really, You just can’t afford it.

Is “hoes” your code word for little boys?

[System_1]

wow. sounds like you guys are gonna have fun tonight, with all the nut kicking and shit taking.:wtf:
too bad i have to work.

[0_El_Flako_0]

dwayne stfu lol

you… hoes…

TD Out

[Eminent]

So when are the Tampa vs Orlando matches gonna happen?

[Official]

Was that trying to come back, you motherfucking piece of ass turd? It’s easy to talk smack online isn’t it? I’m going to cut your Mother Fucking Knees OFF. From the Neck down! I almost want you to test me just so I can unleash the beast on your sorry ass and be done with you forever. Then you will experience pain for the first real time in your life. You’re not making momma proud so just shut the hell up.

LOL:rofl:

Prelude to hilarity in 5…4…3…2…1…

LOL:rofl:

Oh yeah because you going to another grown man’s house late at night to “get beat” would make anyone’s Momma Proud?

Oh my god son that shit was just outlandish one of the illest iv’e heard in a while.

I’ll take a shit in your toilet, and I won’t flush it. You will be the first bitch to get slapped to death. Do you know how long that will take? DAYS motherfucker. I’ll kick your dog. I’ll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once. I’m NOT afraid to kick someone as hard as I can in the nuts, FROM BEHIND. I hope you realize that your blood type will be “Jizz-negative” when I’m done with you.

LOL:rofl:

How about you save up some coupons and go buy yourself some originality. You make every excuse in the book as to why you cant do this or that…it’s simple really…you aint got it son. I fuck tons of hoes. I’ll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan. When I come hunting for your ass, begging and pleading isn’t going to save you. Bitch I don’t give a fuck about you. I just wanted to know if we were going to lower the level of this discussion to a tenth grade level? Maybe you’ll learn something from me when I hand your bitch back over for the next better slut that comes along.

LOLOL:rofl:

So what’s your excuse for not having a cell phone for the last 5 years. Simple Really, You just can’t afford it.
LMAO:rofl:
Is “hoes” your code word for little boys?

dwayne stfu lol

you… hoes…

TD Out

Oh My god i am dying right now Dwayne jesus christ why’d you get so defensive LMAO you went into beast mode two points for you my good sir. ANd jebailey you had some god comebacks too but man the length in Dwayne are priceless. Oh boy SRK serious business the avatar explains it all. And also where is anthony at???

[Enkindu]

So what’s your excuse for not having a cell phone for the last 5 years. Simple Really, You just can’t afford it.

Is “hoes” your code word for little boys?

You whore yourself out for attention, and spend hours and hours a day on the internet CRAVING for acceptance. I’ll scrub your toilet with your toothbrush. Listen asshole… I’ll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. You cockgobbling featherweight. I’ll open your fridge door and not close it. I just went QED on your arse, punk.

[Shusty]

Calm down, just calm down!

[Divine_Tenken]

Dwayne in true beast mode you get a free 6 pack for this and orlando that’s how things roll in O-Town son lol. When are you moving here?

R.D.T.U.

[SeiSHiN]

Just let Jebailey and Dwayne get it out of thier systems. It will be funny then we can all concentrate on how much we hate Leland!!

hahaha

[CEO_Jebailey]

Here are the results from Alex Jebailey’s Game Night Single Elimination

Street Fighter 4
4/3/2009
32-man bracket

1 Alex Jebailey
2 Jose Rullan
3 david
3 chris
5 jonathan
5 nester
5 john
5 Todd Greene
9 Bret
9 Ivin
9 junior
9 mike
9 Carlos
9 JT
9 Ria
9 frank

25 people old and new showed up and we’re still all here. Orlando is stronger than ever.

[System_1]

Had a blast! Met a lot of cool people. Probably going to be practicing with Trent from now on since he’s so close to where I live. Thanks to everyone that gave me tips on my gameplay and was willing to play a scrub like me.

I’m looking forward to the next Orlando gathering. Hopefully I’ll be a bit stronger when that time rolls around.

[TacticalPanda]

Hey, Jebaliey, Torrin, Leland, etc: I don’t have my phone, I probably left it one of the nine places I slept in the past 8 hours. If you can help me get my phone back I’d greatly appreciate it.

[CEO_Jebailey]

Hey Buddy, I checked all over my house while cleaning up, And in the seat cushions, etc. I couldn’t find anything. Prolly dropped somewhere in Leland’s Car.

I wanted to say thank you to EVERYONE that came out last night.

We had about 25 people hanging out and having fun playing SF4.

To the guys that Brought a Bottle of Jack/ SeaGrams, and Rum, Etc. Thanks for the gifts lol. Thanks for forgetting your bottles Mr. Torrin, Aka 17th place.

And to everyone that respected my house and didn’t make a mess(Except you JT I’ll hold on to the picture for now), I appreciate that a lot.

Hope everyone had a blast and I’m looking forward to May 30th, So I hope you help spread the word because it’s gonna be a kickass event/tournament.

www.imwiifit.com

[0_El_Flako_0]

it was nice, i’ve never thought alot of ppl would come but it was good even tho i didnt play sf4, i met some of the guys, just don’t remember some of the names but it was cool, sorry if i didnt talk that much im just a quiet person when i barely know ppl but its all good, thanks for everything alex, next time i’ll try to play some sf4 even tho i dunno how to play it yet

TD Out

[Shusty]

Yeah, I suck at this game. Not really, but my execution is not at Alex, Trent level yet.

[Gouki7]

Thanks, Alex for hosting. Had a lot of fun and was cool playing sf4 with some good competition.

Oh yeah, Fuck BALROG! :mad:

[TacticalPanda]

Hey Buddy, I checked all over my house while cleaning up, And in the seat cushions, etc. I couldn’t find anything. Prolly dropped somewhere in Leland’s Car.

Thanks for looking. In case the battery is not dead, you can try giving the phone a call, too. It’s number is 407 485-5552.

[Casanova]

Great games last night, everybody. I feel like I’m actually improving. Now I just need to beat Jebailey’s random BS.

Gen is the new hotness.