(So you’re telling me that you abandoned Toki Christ for Jesus Christo Martinez? I see how it is. Never thought you’d go for Mexican guys over Japanese ones. Then again, you’re not really weeaboo, so…)
So, I’m now caught, thanks to King9999 linking to Mangatraders about 7 pages ago. I will now needlessly provide you with my reactions to chapters 657 (which was the last one I read) up to 667 (since I came up back to 668) as I read them.
Yes, I too get to live the exciting life of a Twitter whore. How Grand (Line):
657: Quite a bit of irony in this chapter between Luffy pretending to be a centaur right before they find some and Chopper wishing he had Franky’s lasers.
658: Lol at Brook(e) drinking tea while scouting the island. Chopper looks so goofy in Kung-fu Point.
659: Similarly, Brook(e) getting creeped out probably won’t ever stop being funny. I blame snickering over that being part of the reason why I didn’t realize Law was Shichibukai now for about a minute; that and being a dumb-ass. Law has a sweet-ass “villa”.
Hmmm…Is Ceaser the first Logia that’s been introduced in a non-humanoid form?
660: Haha at everything hitting the fan on page 12 due to their reaction to the weird iced-giants room. Also, damn Sanji’s senses are good if he “heard” that scream. And, whoa, Law’s power seems even more broken than it initially did.
661: The fuck? Magellan isn’t Chief Warden anymore?
Anyway, nice to see Brook(e) get a yet another “feat” under his belt. I figured he’d start getting more in the New World, especially after how much people bitched about him being “useless” pre-time-skip. Ha at the “Warm Clothes” faces with everyone channeling Marv from Sin City.
So Law’s broken-ass power is called “Ope Ope No Mi” and is based on…remodeling? Who knew interior decorating was so dangerous? Kinda reminds me of that one-shot mathematical monster the Fantastic Four had to fight with the way Smoker describes it…
662: Good Lord, Impel Down has a Were-chihuahua as a new guard? Those poor, horrible bastards…
“Weaklings can’t pick their way of death.” …Well, if I hadn’t already liked Law, that would have sealed the deal.
…And he can go Kali Ma on people? Even Logia?! God, it’s like this man was designed solely to make everyone moist without reaching Mary Sue levels.
663: Samurai guy has a Clothing Fruit? …Hunh. That’s mundanely useful. Actually, that might be pretty bitching depending on what counts as “clothing” or a “disguise”. Does armor? [/has of-course started thinking about how to weaponize the power]
chooses to “disguise” self as a Samus Aran, complete with weaponry
Sanji took longer to perv out in Nami’s body than I thought he would. Using the Royal We for Nami’s breasts never occurred to me…
664: Oh, so Magellan just got demoted to vice-warden? Hunh. Kinda thought he left entirely or something.
As far as body-switches go, Smoker leaving his shirt open as Tashigi is actually kinda worse, oddly. Heh at the face-masks to tell who is who.
Geez, a lot happens/gets explained this chapter. Brownbeard sure got his ass kicked. Ceasar sure is a bastard and has a weird laugh. Using cripples as an excuse to introduce pseudo-mythical creatures sure is interesting. I sure could have gone without samurai explaining that he was communicating by farting, even as useful as that is…
665: Well, Franky-Chopper’s expression on page 4 here is nightmare-inducing. I have to agree with Robin. “Never again” indeed. Even Chopper-Sanji’s pissed off expressions aren’t as terrifying.
…Fuck. Zoro’s Group got a Game Over while we weren’t looking? Quick! Someone load up the last save!
666: Oh, hey! Mr. 2 is alive! I’m kinda surprised…
…So the mid-bosses’ given names are Rock and Scotch…?
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…Damn it, Oda. You and your love of puns. Why you must rival me?
Geez, Brownbeard got a cannon-rifle point-blank? Twice? Cold-blooded…
667: Wow, did Brownbeard actually get killed off on-screen? Fuck. New World doesn’t play around indeed.
God damn it, Franky. You dumb ass. You’re lucky that only moderately backfired.
Nice to know that Rayleigh taught Luffy more than just Haki-based despite not having his powers.
“Counter-shock”? Ye gds, just how much shit can Law do? Also, why did Scotch’s eye “crack” from that?
And with that, we end Chapter 667 with Law making his “I’m sexy and I know it” face of course. Hunh. That only took about an hour and a half, even with distractions. So good. Tempted to do this all the time, but then I don’t get to destroy your guys’ eyes with walls of texts.
Decisions decisions…