Official NBA 2012-2013 Thread - Bored Until October

Shaq when motivated manhandled everyone not named Hakeem, man he hated Hakeem.

How do you hate ON THE DREAM! We will probably never ever seen anyone like Dream again.

Hell if I know I still think Hakeem was a better Center then Shaq. Shaq hates his guts though, probably because he made Shaq look like a bitch.

Those were the days man. Glad I got to see some of it.

Sent from Hueco Mundo using Garganta Talk.

Seems pretty friendly here.

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Dream Probably would have gotten more rings than Shaq if he was born later. Poor Dream… landed right in the middle of the 90’s. AKA you ain’t winning shit unless MJ was playing Baseball.

http://www.slamonline.com/online/nba/2012/10/civil-rights-activists-question-minnesota-timberwolves-white-roster/

lol wut

Holy shit, TIS really wanted Austin Rivers.

1/5 of his budget GONE.

I guess for FA auction dudes if you are going to keep them we go by what you bought them for right? That seems pretty fair.

TIS still in auction draft thuggery mode. But $20 for scrubmixtape is lolz.

Thugs be staying thugs yo.

Take thugs out the hood but can’t take the hood out of thugs.

Poor guy, Shaq and Kobe used make big old Sabonis cry on live TV.

http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2012/10/29/eddy-curry-is-the-mavericks-starting-center/

I thought this was funny.

i have confirmed, this indeed is somewhat funny.

A very Spurs Halloween

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Tim looks like a rapist. With glowing eyes.

Jae the Mavs picked up and are starting Eddy Curry we need him

Austin Rivers is gonna be a beast! Just wait and see. Thug in, Thug Out. 25/8

He’s gonna be the ROY after Unibrow. Sure, he’ll turn the ball over constantly but he’ll be fine eventually. He’s one of those guys I needed to have. I was fully prepared to break kneecaps and buss out my new slang words to make sure nobody else outbid me.

This has been THE INVINCIUBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Shaq didn’t hate The Dream. He hated playing him. Jealous of his skills.

I guess he could have gotten those 2000’s rings, but he wasn’t going to beat the MJ train. Rockets win zero titles if Jordan doesn’t retire. Bulls Eight-peat. Laker titles in the 2000’s are a joke. Those Shaq and Kobe rings were so lame. They beat tomato cans. Only legit titles in the past 12 years have been Lakers vs Celtics twice, Mavs vs Heat, and Spurs vs Pistons. Hopefully we get to see Lakers vs Heat in this season’s finals.

Remember when Shaq and Kobe beat CWebb, Peja, Bibby, Vlade, and those boys? Tomato cans
Remember when Shaq and Kobe beat Young Sheed, Steve Smith, Pippen, Bonzi, Uncle Cliffy, Rod Strickland and those boys? Tomato cans
Remember when the pistons defeated Shaq and Kobe when they had the Mailman and the Glove? Tomato cans.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

I guess you fall under the boxing way of thinking about things huh?
“Oh he beat everybody he fought, so he must’ve not had any competition!”

what is this “tomato cans” expression

It’s an old Cus D’amato/Mike Tyson expression.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

They used to talk about busting people open like tomato cans when they were looking at Tyson’s opponents on film pre-fight.