Official NBA 2012-2013 Thread - Bored Until October

Yeah, I just looked back at it and Steve Smith mentioned Tim Hardaway and the UTEP 2-step. But then Kenny Smith hateds and said “if you say Tim Hardaway you gotta mention Sherman Williams.” and then it ended.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Shout-outs to Steve Smith. I’ve had the Smitty in my basketball repoitre forever and it still works.
I can do AI’s killer crossover/carry. (I gotta set it up though. Otherwise it wouldn’t work)
Couldn’t do the UTEP 2-step (Well… I couldn’t make it work put it that way)

Terry_NB is more of a Dallas fan than TF could ever hope to be.

Ok ok… pardon me cuz I’m a newb but…

So there was a draft and I got who I got… but there’s gonna be another draft on the 28th?
Is there a draft to add/cut other players every couple of weeks?

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Holy crap! There’s 16 teams in our league! Isn’t that a lot?

Yep and we have a waiting list…

I pushed for a 30 team league, but I don’t think ESPN or gay VS would allow that.

No No we only have **ONE DRAFT. **The players on your roster are players from last year’s team. You have also free agent money where you can bid on FA throughout the week/year (not sure how VS is doing it). That’s a new thing that we are introducing this year. Next year we are introducing… oh wait I can’t let the secret out yet.

I have to veto Satomi picking up Anthony Davis.

Why is he even in the damn player pool?

First VSterning of the season might have to go down.

DON’T PICK UP ROOKIES. Everyone else in the free agent is free game. But guys who haven’t played a game in the NBA yet can’t be picked up for a dollar.
Divinus I might have to veto this trade if Satomi thought his cleverness was legal.

So now I have to e mail some dudes, fucking ESPN.

I saw that and I was like damn Satomi so SMART.

But I guess he isn’t that smart after all since dude got VETOED!

COMMISH VS already on that ish.

Well the trade had nothing to do with unibrow man, he could’ve picked him up either way.

But when I saw that shit I was like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

The trade will still go down. DIVINUS YOU GOT THE FIRST TROPHY. It begggggggggggiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnssssssss.

I will trade you Westbrook or Pau for Cousins.

That’s the only trophy he will get…

I can’t believe Kim is so far ahead in stars (trophy) points.

Kim is at 285
VS is at 132
Rump at 130
Myself 127
Jae 122

Then everyone else is fucking under 70.

P.S Geo is second to last at - 32. LOL GEO! How are you 32 points INTO THE NEGATIVE!

He had that one season he never lost so he balled out on Tigers and Triple Tigers. When you are getting no Kamans those stars can add up.

TOO BAD HE LOST TO YOU AMIRITE. ROADHOUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSEEEEE

YEP! NEVER FORGET!

So who’s TIS? Guangdong Southern Tigers?


Yes. He basically only has Dwight Howard. lol Buckley.

Whoa, Barbosa to Celtics and Kevin Love out 6-8 weeks.

Kevin Love for a dollar.

Git on it VS.

One dolla make you holla! Why would he be one dolla though?

Yep any player Geo endorse fucking dies. I’m scared for LeBron now, but then again Geo wasn’t on the LeBron bandwagon from day one so Bron Bron might be safe.

Random question in the edit auction draft list if you edit the value of the players does that mean if you were to let auto draft happen the CPU only bet up to the limit you set? Or does it just go forever like last year so we can get $132 players again?

Yes, that is how if you aren’t going to be there you can set the limits for the computer to bid to.

Question #2

Why the fuck does Melo cost me $58?

What the FUCK is the tax?

http://g.espncdn.com/s/fbadraftkit/12/FBADK2K13_CHEATSHEET.PDF?addata=2013=fbadft_cs_xxx

Says Melo is $41.
The edit list says Melo is $47.

Why am I paying $58?

Am I paying 20%?

You drafted him for 58 dollars. So he is stuck at the price you took him at last year.

The Tax is you are dumb.

Dammit that means I have to go back and look at every player I drafted to find value?

WHY DO YOU MAKE US DO SO MUCH WORK YOU STUPID DICK SUCKING MONKEY!

THEN THE NEXT YEAR I HAVE TO DO IT ALL AGAIN BECAUSE THE TAX ON CURRENT PLAYER ONLY GROW!

GREAT SYSTEM! ARSEHOLE!