Finished the game. Story is beyond stupid, Diablo looks like a bitch, and the way he speaks is just embarrassing.
MY REALM OF TEAR-OR, NO ONE HAS EVER LEFT MY REALM AND YOU CAN’T LEAVE UNLESS YOU DEFEAT ME IN MY REALM OF TEAR-OR. NO ONE HAS EVER LEFT MY REALM OF TEAR-OR.
Jesus Christ, Blizzard. There is no real reason this game should have taken THIS long to make unless it kept getting put on hold so you guys would work on WoW shit. God.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute: Some of you niggas were playing a Blizzard game for the story? Do you bitches also take the endings in fighting game seriously?
Nobody plays Diablo for the story; people play Diablo to smash things in obscene ways. All the story you need is a boss character dropping a set piece. There’s your fucking story.
^Before this “devil gene” bullshit, Devil was purely a supernatural entity that possessed Kazuya’s soul in exchange for the power to defeat Heihachi. Yet post-tekken 3 we get the devil gene which allows a person to fuse with a spirit called a devil, then we got all the other devils d.jin/jinpachi/kamiya in blood rebellion. It just got stupid.
Also Angel pretty much fell through the cracks :X
edit: To be on topic, yes I actually did enjoy the story of Diablo 1, though it was repulsive how the three main heroes get completely screwed at the end with nothing to show for it in D2. Then Blizz fucks them yet again in D3 with the book of Cain saying Aidan fought Diablo alone, not mentiong the Sorcerer or the Rogue who fought with him and were driven to madness.
Yea the story wasn’t great, but I did enjoy speaking to the Templar and his upbringing. Nothing game changing but just interesting.
Also, just finished normal using a porcupine build with my Monk. Pretty effective in normal, but I’m not sure if it’ll work in the harder levels though.
Ayo man, don’t be throwing my nigga Heinlein’s book around like that; movie and the book are hella different. Book is more about Rico the movie is about bugs.
Just beat hell with my monk. Monk needs a lot of changes between nightmare / hell. Same shit that works in the previous difficulties doesn’t work for melee.
But Fist of Thunder + Quickening + Sweeping Wind = nearly infinite meter
So you can MASH Mantra of Healing which will let you beat all of hell while sleeping as long as you don’t stand in the death puddles. Just make sure you have at least 19 - 20k health starting hell.
Something not very good it seems. I have magic find at high 60% though. My current build is based around hits, I am getting like 40% critical strike with lifesteals and stuff. Still crusing along Act 2 nightmare with little difficulty.