Official Diablo 4 Thread : Hype train departing

Finished the game. Story is beyond stupid, Diablo looks like a bitch, and the way he speaks is just embarrassing.

MY REALM OF TEAR-OR, NO ONE HAS EVER LEFT MY REALM AND YOU CAN’T LEAVE UNLESS YOU DEFEAT ME IN MY REALM OF TEAR-OR. NO ONE HAS EVER LEFT MY REALM OF TEAR-OR.

Jesus Christ, Blizzard. There is no real reason this game should have taken THIS long to make unless it kept getting put on hold so you guys would work on WoW shit. God.

Day #1821

lvl 15 barbarian, add me, usually play really late at night

I only play for the loot and building up my character. I could care less about the story.

Been playing since noon. The addiction is too strong in this game.

Level 43, first Legendary item drops.

Monk fist weapon. FML.

I love having almost 12k life and still dishing out 1300+ DPS. Lazer beam shoop.

Watched the story cutscenes since I couldn’t wait till I got paid…

yeah, buttfucking ahoy -_____-

Story sucked. Also, most bosses feel insignificant. In D2, every real “Boss” was difficult and FELT like a boss.

Maybe they’re just banking on Hell/Inferno to make us cry. Dunno.

watched my friends play Normal and nightmare.
Bosses are a complete joke.
They turn into real bosses in hell though from the looks of it.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute: Some of you niggas were playing a Blizzard game for the story? Do you bitches also take the endings in fighting game seriously?

Nobody plays Diablo for the story; people play Diablo to smash things in obscene ways. All the story you need is a boss character dropping a set piece. There’s your fucking story.

Started a HC mode run on a wizard with a few friends, shit is intense even on normal difficulty.

Tekken was actually pretty cool till the devil gene bullshit retcon, and mk was pretty cool too.

I think Tekken went to throwing people into space too early. Wtf is the Devil gene retcon?

^Before this “devil gene” bullshit, Devil was purely a supernatural entity that possessed Kazuya’s soul in exchange for the power to defeat Heihachi. Yet post-tekken 3 we get the devil gene which allows a person to fuse with a spirit called a devil, then we got all the other devils d.jin/jinpachi/kamiya in blood rebellion. It just got stupid.

Also Angel pretty much fell through the cracks :X

edit: To be on topic, yes I actually did enjoy the story of Diablo 1, though it was repulsive how the three main heroes get completely screwed at the end with nothing to show for it in D2. Then Blizz fucks them yet again in D3 with the book of Cain saying Aidan fought Diablo alone, not mentiong the Sorcerer or the Rogue who fought with him and were driven to madness.

Yea the story wasn’t great, but I did enjoy speaking to the Templar and his upbringing. Nothing game changing but just interesting.

Also, just finished normal using a porcupine build with my Monk. Pretty effective in normal, but I’m not sure if it’ll work in the harder levels though.

I said the story sucked. I never said I played it FOR the story.

I just got into Act 1 Nightmare. My damage stat is over 800 with Battle Cry. WTH are you using?

Hey man, I liked the story in Starcraft…

When it was called Starship Troopers.

ducks

^_-;

Ayo man, don’t be throwing my nigga Heinlein’s book around like that; movie and the book are hella different. Book is more about Rico the movie is about bugs.

Just beat hell with my monk. Monk needs a lot of changes between nightmare / hell. Same shit that works in the previous difficulties doesn’t work for melee.

But Fist of Thunder + Quickening + Sweeping Wind = nearly infinite meter
So you can MASH Mantra of Healing which will let you beat all of hell while sleeping as long as you don’t stand in the death puddles. Just make sure you have at least 19 - 20k health starting hell.

Shift key is your friend as a melee also.

Something not very good it seems. I have magic find at high 60% though. My current build is based around hits, I am getting like 40% critical strike with lifesteals and stuff. Still crusing along Act 2 nightmare with little difficulty.

Book or movie?

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