OFFICIAL 24 Season 7 Thread: Dead Or Alive?

Actually, there were more agents in 24’s white house than the actual white house when I visited lol. I might join the FBI if every chick in the Bureau was like Agent Red Hot Tamale. But I thought Bill or Aaron might of received the silent clock… I’m glad I was wrong! And you know Jack cooked something up inside that safe room, he would rather knock the President out cold than open that door.

When President Skirt asked Jack if he had a daughter it looked like Jack wanted to say he had a useless daughter… lol

edit: I would of been tired as fuck if I was Phoenix!

BEST FUCKING SEASON EVAR

-After Renee sarcastically told Larry that it was either Juma or “his identical twin”, I lol’d. Possibly an inside joke by the writers. :lol:

-PREZ BITCH SLAP PARDON? Even Limpdick Logan didn’t get pimpsmacked by either Jack or a terrorist (Martha was his terrorist in the sack…)

-Holy shit…a month after Barack gets into the White House IRL, several MAD AFRICANS FOR HIRE force their way into it here! AND THEY SWAM. WTF!!! :looney:

-Jack has killed many people, but only in S7 where he can kill a phone…WITH A TAZER.

Probably was thinking “TELL ME WHERE THE CTU RINGTONE IS!” zap

-I’m also pissed Dubaku Jr. is going to eat his ORDINARY LASAGNA from his ORDINARY MISTRESS IN LAW in ORDINARY HEAVEN.

Although, it was almost predictable after Pimp Juice Source? crashed an ep earlier. Oh, and he chased a white woman… :wonder:

-My heart stopped many times when Bill (the music!) and Aaron faced certain doom, especially the latter. It fucking worked though.

However, I think either Tony or Chloe is going to bite it this season. Chloe seems too safe, and Tony is literally a wild card.

Then again, 98% of colleagues Jack is forced to put in a chokehold - in this case, Bill - eventually dies. The 2% is THE MANNING :mad: and THE PHOENIX

-Is it wrong to say YELLOW RANGER DIES?

-Add “Oh Chineeeese!” and “Let’s play darts!” for lines of the year

-Redneck Democrat Veep? EDIT: Wait…Taylor beat incumbent Prez Daniels in the election, who despite Republican tendancies was Democratic with RODIMUS PALMER. It’s confusing since the writers never disclose parties with the upper echelons of goverment yet I think they explicitly stated that PPP was a Demo back in S1, when he “only” a senator.

Greatest Show Evar

Wow, what great episodes!

24 stuff

Spoiler

Start of the 2nd episode, black dude that backstabs white guy. TOTAL TF2 MOMENT IMO. “Oh dear, I’ve made quite a mess…”. I might gif that.

Black people swimming.

Writer’s possible inside joke about Jooma’s twin.

Aaron/Buchanan close to dying.

Redd not behaving Redd-like is pretty strange to see. I’m used to seeing him being a hard nosed guy that yells at people.

Of course, Jooma’s slapping the president, hahaha. it was unexpected.

Best two eps this season. Starting to feel like original 24 a little.:clapdos::clapdos::clapdos:

You suck at checking, then.

Funny thing about watching this on Hulu is the 1 Laptop Per (African) Child ads. :lol:

On another note, I don’t know if it’s blatant or awesome when the writers keep stealing from [media=youtube]_dnjlg6fhA0&#t=5m06s[/media]

Haha. It wouldn’t surprise me if the writers are fans of the series.

Pierce is way tougher than you guys are giving him credit for.

In S5 the limo he was riding in with Charles and Martha got demolished by machine guns, a rocket and a flamethrower and he still came out with a pistol killing two or three of those guys.

Dude got tortured and still was able to assist Martha in that same episode IIRC.

President Logan is the Director of the CBI on The Mentalist now.

oh my god i just watched it… so amazing.

now… let’s play some darts!

I was honestly hoping Goddess maker Voight was going to be the vice president. :frowning: It would have been cliche, but I think Rich White Guy villain needs some kind of edge to make him stand out. Wouldnt be surprised to find out that President skirts daughter is working for Goddess makers company.

I never thought I could enjoy a season of 24 after experiencing season 6 but I am happilly mistaken. Best show on tv AGAIN!

Did anyone notice that they brought back that agent that apprended Jack Bauer (and held him in the boiler room after Bauer was forced to fake Senator Palmers assassination) in Season !? That’s awesome. Not quite as awesome as bringing back that detective that apprended Wayne Palmer’s girlfriend, but awesome none the less.

Now about poltics.

David Palmer=Democrat
Opponent in season 3 =Republican
Opponents replacement =Logan=Republican
Logan’s repacement=Democrat(probably)= Wayne Palmer
Wayne Palmer’s replacement =Democrat=Jeremiah Daniels (even though he acted nothing like one)
Daniels replacement=Republican=Allison Taylor

Is that right? Is the current President a Republican?

Aaron Pierce has served them all!

LOL Daniels’ first name is NOAH. :rofl:

Like I said, MAYBE Taylor is a Republican…the redneckery was strong with her running mate, and she seems to get into S GROOVE pretty easily this season.

Is is possible for two Dems to go at it in a special election when there’s an incumbent via tragedy involved? I don’t believe so.

P.S. TAZER.

P.P.S. I’m tired as shit and probably worded what I meant justin wrong.

Fixed

fuck two episodes of 24 goodness done double post’d my ass. Sorry

:zzz:

Dude, I have been saying this from season 4. I loved Season 1 because it was the total opposite of the usual “world is going to end” bullshit. Season 1 was all about protecting one man, David Palmer, and that made it personal. And awesome. Then they just went bigger and bigger, and it got sillier and sillier. After the debacle that was Season 6, I was REALLY hoping they would go back to that formula. And I guess they kinda did. After the “CIP” bullshit, Jack has really been protecting single people.

:u: I hope you aren’t still watching Heroes. I heard it might not get picked up next season. :smile:

I quit on ep 3 of this season (or was it last season? I don’t even know what it’s on right now…)

This is all imaginary talk anyway, since Heroes never had a second season.

What in the world is this thread doing on page 4!! I’m really excited for next week, its going to be interesting seeing how jack gets out of this one. Wheres my Recap???

If the president dies or is incapable of her posistion, I’m gonna be severely dissappointed. I mean, if we have to deal with a female president, at least see it out to the end. AT LEAST do something significant first! All she has accomplished was watching two planes crash, her husband almost dying TWICE because she didn’t believe him, making ugly faces and crying.

Not to mention watching her daughter about to get tortured.

The way her Veep was talking to his chief of staff after signing off with the FBI I doubt he’ll be in charge for even a second, unless it involves the FIRST PENIS’s renewed ability to sustain his erection of life. However, the writers whore that 25th Amendment to no end since the epic use in S2 so who knows.

…I can’t even remember the Veep’s name. :confused: