OFFICIAL 24 Season 7 Thread: Dead Or Alive?

Las_Vegas_Pimp · January 28, 2009, 1:45am

lol great recap

Septimus_Prime · January 28, 2009, 1:51am

So who thinks he’ll be a bad guy again soon?

Las_Vegas_Pimp · January 28, 2009, 1:59am

i just want to see bloodbath by bauer’s hands.

jchensor · January 28, 2009, 2:26am

Goddamn Azrael. Your recaps are turning into one of those things that I need to read when I’m NOT at work. That shit made me crack up. Hahahaha! And these nicknames are killing me. STORM? lol! I just wanna see her fly around the screen now going “HAH! HAH! HAH! Lightning Attack!!!”

This season, so far, is definitely beating the pants off of Season 6. My faith has been mostly restored. Shit, SCARLETT alone restored my faith, I think. The looks she was giving to Bauer last episode… damn. You could tell she had so much hatred in her heart, and it was turning her on like nothing ever has.

By the way, was everyone else seeing commercials for the movie “Taken” during 24? I swear to God, that movie was supposed to be 24: The Movie. We got Liam Neeson being all bad-ass, stabbing people in the legs torturing them and killing, like, 90,000 people. And to top it all off? This is the kicker:

The daughter is named Kim. And all she is doing in the trailer is crying and screaming. And getting kidnapped.

James

box · January 28, 2009, 2:39am

Better then season 6 so far… although something really bothered me about yesterday’s ep.

yesterday’s ep

Spoiler

Why did that guy go through the trouble of hanging the first husband? He could have easily just slit his wrists and made it look like a suicide. I mean, it’s so much easier to just slit the wrists instead of carrying him all the way up to the loft, setting up the rope, then lifting him over and hanging him. It was ‘Heroes’-like stupidity. I don’t get it.

It was like in Season 1, when that guy chose to rape Teri instead of Kim Bauer. WTF.

Very poor decision making.

Las_Vegas_Pimp · January 28, 2009, 2:57am

Every season beats 6 lol. But I like the use of Phoenix Down!

Autocrat1 · January 28, 2009, 5:24am

Considering they (fucking awesomely) stoled from Vince McMahon, I think with all the bloodshed that happened in this ep the writers felt the need for a Chris Benoit. BAH GAWD

Predictably, the FIRST PENIS will be looked at as many to be the high level corrupted official with those deaths, even though he is merely President SKIRT’s husband…I don’t think they had explained any political background of him whatsoever.

I think…

Spoiler

…it’s Senator Blaine from the first ep. Yes, please make Kurtwood Smith evil like in…well ROBOCOP, to perfect the 3/4 tyranny of Robocop baddies on 24. Plus, they mentioned Henderson again so who knows? I’m just trying not to pick the obvious (i.e. Chief of Staff Ethan) in a show with non-obviousness.

P.S. What’s with the spoiler tags?

white_shadow · January 28, 2009, 6:21am

I think it’s retarded, I don’t know what’s so hard to avoid the thread until you’ve seen the show on Monday. Takes the fun out of discussing it with the actively watching fans.

Do you guys think that these conspirators are in the same group as the Bauers, like an offshoot or something completely different?

Septimus_Prime · January 28, 2009, 6:28am

All you have to do is type out the tags first. Then you can just type as you would normally.

Morphiend · January 28, 2009, 9:00am

azrael’s recaps are too good :lovin:

if the episode has aired and you haven’t seen it you should stay the eff out of this thread. the spolier tags are ridiculous if the show has aired on both coasts already. we should be able to talk about the show freely.

anyways great episode, i’m really back into the show after i stopped watching last season.

Taito · January 28, 2009, 10:29am

Yeah, the ‘spoiler tags only’ rule would lose in a vote count. Only thing I hate are avatars or sig quotes, or anything else on this board that would spoil me even if I avoided this thread.

Azrael · January 28, 2009, 10:53am

So, its way past Tuesday in America, right?

Yeah, I’ve been thinking for awhile that 24 needed to stop with the escalation and just get back to tense situations. Though it was weird, they showed us in-cabin shots of the plane that near-missed, but none of the one that eventually got taken down. I’m wondering if something like that would have been too sensitive though…

He never got a silent clock either.

…Hmm. Evil Curtis?

I do, there was just too much emphasis on Tony choosing this life and how much of a brother Emerson was to him. Plus I dunno, it doesn’t seem very 24 to introduce Eeeebil Tony but then have that undone within the first 3 episodes. I’m wondering if, near the end of the season, its revealed that he’s working for someone else even worse who simply wanted to put a stop to Dubaku in order to proceed with his own plans?

EDIT
If you check the Wiki for S7 and look at the cast list…there are a few interesting names that pop up.

white_shadow · January 28, 2009, 11:03am

I think he’ll do a Curtis and be unable to hold back on the people responsible, esp. if they tie in with his wife’s murder.

Septimus_Prime · January 28, 2009, 11:19am

Yes, it’s almost Wednesday on the west coast now.

Yeah, I think so. Imagine seeing all the women, children, elderly, and families on there and then know that they died. That would be way too much, since the scene was hard enough to watch as it is. Plus, they did that with the nuke, too.

EDIT: Regarding spoiler tags, the rule specifies that you only need to use them for one day.

voodazz · January 28, 2009, 12:15pm

Azrael:

So I gotta do this with spoiler tags now? :bluu:

recap

[details=Spoiler]When we last left the BAUER POWER HOUR, SCARLETT had transformed into CARNAGE, complete with going rogue and trying to handle shit on her own! And it might have worked, but she didn’t count on her own budding PSYCHO POWER getting flat-out negated when she came too close to the source! SCARLETT had plenty of choice words for THE PSYCHO ONE, but you know part of her frustration had to have been fueled by the burning in her loins!

Its looking like SCARLETT is going to get peaced out, CHAPPELLE STYLE, except SHARPSHOOTER BAUER pulls a S1 Nina Feint/S3 Tony by SHOOTING HER IN THE NECK! …Meanwhile, somewhere else in the world, CHLOE senses that she’s going to have to dust off her YOU GOT SHOT IN THE NECK collectors mugs.

SCARLETT is buried alive but rescued by CTU PRIME, who then give her a PHEONIX DOWN to revive her into PHEONIX. CHLOE cleans her wounds and gives her an authentic 24 YOU GOT SHOT IN THE NECK Collectors Mug, while BUCKY lets her in on the CTU PRIME Directive.

Meanwhile, BOSS MOSS is freaking out over the possibility that he’ll never get to snuzzle in between SCARLETT"s SWEATER PILLOWS. He looks at DARIA-CHLOE, and the sheer contrast causes him to throw a little temper tantrum!

Meanwhile, in another part of the story, FIRST PENIS has been rendered flaccid by EVIL ERRAND BOY’S STARBUCKS SLEEP SPELL. Now EVIL ERRAND BOY will lie in wait for DEAD SON’S HOT GIRLFRIEND. DSHG shows up…and in any other show, maybe there would have been some sort of last minute save, or a cut away as she walks into certain doom. …Not for the BAUER POWER HOUR! EVIL ERRAND BOY flips into GOD OF WAR MODE, and as DSHG is perplexed as to why FIRST PENIS is so flaccid (she certainly isn’t used to seeing flaccid penis, ever), EVIL ERRAND BOY jumps out and [Square] knifes her in the back! DSHG falls to the ground and tries to get away, but [Triangle] EVIL ERRAND BOY stomps her in the back, then [X] flips her over and starts to choke her out before [Circle] delivering the final stab to her nicely-toned stomach! …Wow, that was BRUTAL? Is it okay to show this on network TV? Fuck it, this is the BAUER POWER HOUR.

With DSHG now nothing more than a pile of red orbs (24 Hot Ass Count: -1), EVIL ERRAND BOY prepares to hang FIRST PENIS like Saddam! However, FIRST PENIS feels his blood stirring, and as EVIL ERRAND BOY tries to noose him up, FIRST PENIS rages back and goes UNDERTAKER on him! OH MAH GAWD! OH MAH GAWD! HE KILLED HIM! An impressive CHOKE SLAM through a table, them a CHOKE GRIP OF DEATH to finish him off! The Undertaker himself would be impressed. But now FIRST PENIS is left with two dead bodies and he’s still a bit groggy from the STARBUCKS SLEEP spell!

With the terrorist plot getting more dangerous, PRESIDENT SKIRT is getting flanked from all sides to call off the invasion. The stakes are raised as DUBAKU lives up to his word uses his GOD H4X to set off some AIRPLANE FIREWORKS! PRESIDENT SKIRT’s people begin to doubt her…but then SKIRT begins to channel the essence of TRIPLE P HIMSELF! She tells them that this is AMERICA, and we don’t punk out to no TERRORIST BITCHES! The Cabinet is silence, and aftewards SKIRT has to take a little breather from having such raw negro power curdle through her veins! And somewhere, on a far away network, in a covert military Unit, a large black man smiles to himself as his legacy lives on!

Back to THE PSYCHO ONE, EMERSON explains how Tony came back from the dead…it was none other than ROBOCOP! ROBOCOP never intended to kill Tony, instead he was prepping him to become DARTH TONY for the ULTIMATE PSYCHO SHOWDOWN! And it would have been an awesome plan too if ROBOCOP hadn’t died. EMERSON tells Tony that they’re BROS, and Tony tears up at the thought of being TOTALLY UNCOOL to his BEST BRO.

Turns out EMERSON could feel a disturbance in the DARK SIDE, and takes BAUER hostage to try and reason with DARTH TONY. …EMERSON should know by now that BAUER is like the worst hostage choice, ever. TONY tries to reason with him…and when that fails, he’s forced to go CURTIS S6 MANEUVER and shoot EMERSON in the neck! Don’t worry BRO, we’ve got a special Collectors Mug for you too!

EMERSON, of course, is not pleased about getting SHOT IN THE NECK.

EMERSON: DUDE! BRO! You fucking shot me in the neck!
TONY: Yeah…um…sorry about that. You weren’t being cool, BRO.
EMERSON: I’m totally going to die on you! Take that! dies
TONY: Well, shit.

As the passing of his fellow BRO, we can see signs of the SATSUI NO HADOU stirring within TONY. Will he again give in to the evils of the DARK SIDE of the PSYCHO POWER, or will he be able to reform himself into ANAKIN CUERVOGOLDDRINKER?! Only time will tell!

CTU PRIME arrives with their new recruit PHEONIX. She is of course glad to be in the presence of the PSYCHO ONE, although her own PSYCHO SYMBIOTE is considerably weakened in his presence. BAUER then tries to convince MOTOBO to deliver himself right into enemy hands…he’s against it, but his wife STORM agrees to do it to apologize for playing RUNAWAY earlier before.

DARTH TONY meets up with the USUAL EVIL WHITE GUYS, who try to double cross him but DARTH TONY is safe with SNIPER BAUER ASSIST! USUAL EVIL WHITE GUYS take MOTOBO and STORM away while CHLOE tracks them. Will CTU PRIME get to DUBAKU before GOD H4X totally fucks up the America map? Will anyone else get SHOT IN THE NECK? We can only wait until next week to find out…[/details]

Good god, Az. You have become one with the PSYCHO FORCE.

Wil · January 28, 2009, 12:32pm

Az’s recaps are gdlk indeed.:lovin:

white_shadow · January 28, 2009, 6:27pm

:sad: Too Good…

LMAO you called Motobo’s wife Storm!:clapdos:

Papa_Trunks · January 28, 2009, 7:56pm

Have you fools called Tim Woods, the Secretary of Homeland Security, Gonorrhoea yet?

YellowS4 · January 28, 2009, 8:26pm

Haha Band of Brothers reference.

And Ethan, I only remember him from Demolition Man.

angryliberal · January 28, 2009, 9:02pm

i’d just like to say, in reference to the unit, i actually know the girl who was just added to the cast. well, did know…my friend actually tried to hook me up with her, but she was like WAYYYYYYY out of my league…

oh and the recaps are too powerful…