Please use spoiler tags. It’s two rules now (
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No disrespect but I thought that there’s an unwritten rule that you don’t visit a thread like this until it’s aired in all timezones.
Goddamn that was squishy.
I spoiled something?
It’s a pre-emptive strike.
ohhh that was awesome that he still managed that…I guess it counts as a Choke-Slam??
Once again…Carly Pope needs to receive this Bone? all night and all day…that girl is serious business.
This thread is weird now that it isn’t real time anymore. Well at least EST real time.
That speech President Taylor said to her staff was poignant and inspirational.
Moar Stuf
[details=Spoiler] Man that secret security guy was a complete sociopath, I’m glad Mr.Taylor chokeslammed his ass.
Dubaku needs to get his shit rocked too, all in due time.[/details]
New Ways to Die in just one hour
[details=Spoiler] Another way to kill an immortal…Bauer shot to the neck. Seriously the show is pretty bloody this season.
On that note, poor fiance gets shanked. But the First Gentlemen comes back with a psycho one story drop and strangulation to the traitor SS Agent Gedge. Seriously nice moment that.
And Joe the punk Presidential advisor appears gone for now, but apparently while Madam President is wearing a pair of pants, it looks like her cabinet is full of skirts. But she gave a damn fine speech though and had that touching moment of vulnerability.[/details]
Motombo: Are you FBI?
Chloe: No, I’m a stay at home mom.
Why does Mrs Motobo look like Michelle Dessler?
The tits !!
The First Gentleman is owed big respect, that was some serious Hell in a Cell shit right there, he even put the guy through a table if I’m not mistaken. That other dirty agent guy wants to keep his ass in the car, else I see him getting a chair to the face and going head first straight into the spanish announcers.
In fact can’t we send him in to deal with this African bullshit? The President clearly hasn’t got a clue. Sit the fuck down Cherry Jones, your husband has GOT THIS. Also GGPO Carly Pope, you met an unfortunate, messy end. I probably still would, though.
tonite’s ep
[details=Spoiler]Finally a confirmed kill from Jack, for a second I thought he was gonna complete this season with a ‘NO KILL NO ALERT’ run.
That was a crazy move from the First Gentleman, somebody at 24’s a backyard wrestling fan. This is one of the less annoying 24 subplots so far-- now 1st Gent has to explain two dead bodies, pretty nice twist.[/details]
Tony’s stares and “yeah …”'s were on full force this ep!
Maroon 5 guy
[details=Spoiler] AND HE WIIIILLLL BE GOOOOONE!!! HE WILL BE GOONE ON ON ON!
If I never see your face again I won’t mind!
I guess I never really gave a fuck about you!
Peace out Maroon 5 guy, it was really funny to compare you to the actual Maroon 5 guy, while it lasted [/details]
That was a pretty good speech, especially since her cabinet member walked out on her for not liking her decision to pull out the U. S. forces in Sangala. Fuck’d up how Dubaku got two planes to fly into each other very close to the White House.
So I gotta do this with spoiler tags now? :bluu:
recap
[details=Spoiler]When we last left the BAUER POWER HOUR, SCARLETT had transformed into CARNAGE, complete with going rogue and trying to handle shit on her own! And it might have worked, but she didn’t count on her own budding PSYCHO POWER getting flat-out negated when she came too close to the source! SCARLETT had plenty of choice words for THE PSYCHO ONE, but you know part of her frustration had to have been fueled by the burning in her loins!
Its looking like SCARLETT is going to get peaced out, CHAPPELLE STYLE, except SHARPSHOOTER BAUER pulls a S1 Nina Feint/S3 Tony by SHOOTING HER IN THE NECK! …Meanwhile, somewhere else in the world, CHLOE senses that she’s going to have to dust off her YOU GOT SHOT IN THE NECK collectors mugs.
SCARLETT is buried alive but rescued by CTU PRIME, who then give her a PHEONIX DOWN to revive her into PHEONIX. CHLOE cleans her wounds and gives her an authentic 24 YOU GOT SHOT IN THE NECK Collectors Mug?, while BUCKY lets her in on the CTU PRIME Directive.
Meanwhile, BOSS MOSS is freaking out over the possibility that he’ll never get to snuzzle in between SCARLETT"s SWEATER PILLOWS. He looks at DARIA-CHLOE, and the sheer contrast causes him to throw a little temper tantrum!
Meanwhile, in another part of the story, FIRST PENIS has been rendered flaccid by EVIL ERRAND BOY’S STARBUCKS SLEEP SPELL. Now EVIL ERRAND BOY will lie in wait for DEAD SON’S HOT GIRLFRIEND. DSHG shows up…and in any other show, maybe there would have been some sort of last minute save, or a cut away as she walks into certain doom. …Not for the BAUER POWER HOUR! EVIL ERRAND BOY flips into GOD OF WAR MODE, and as DSHG is perplexed as to why FIRST PENIS is so flaccid (she certainly isn’t used to seeing flaccid penis, ever), EVIL ERRAND BOY jumps out and [Square] knifes her in the back! DSHG falls to the ground and tries to get away, but [Triangle] EVIL ERRAND BOY stomps her in the back, then [X] flips her over and starts to choke her out before [Circle] delivering the final stab to her nicely-toned stomach! …Wow, that was BRUTAL? Is it okay to show this on network TV? Fuck it, this is the BAUER POWER HOUR.
With DSHG now nothing more than a pile of red orbs (24 Hot Ass Count: -1), EVIL ERRAND BOY prepares to hang FIRST PENIS like Saddam! However, FIRST PENIS feels his blood stirring, and as EVIL ERRAND BOY tries to noose him up, FIRST PENIS rages back and goes UNDERTAKER on him! OH MAH GAWD! OH MAH GAWD! HE KILLED HIM! An impressive CHOKE SLAM through a table, them a CHOKE GRIP OF DEATH to finish him off! The Undertaker himself would be impressed. But now FIRST PENIS is left with two dead bodies and he’s still a bit groggy from the STARBUCKS SLEEP spell!
With the terrorist plot getting more dangerous, PRESIDENT SKIRT is getting flanked from all sides to call off the invasion. The stakes are raised as DUBAKU lives up to his word uses his GOD H4X to set off some AIRPLANE FIREWORKS! PRESIDENT SKIRT’s people begin to doubt her…but then SKIRT begins to channel the essence of TRIPLE P HIMSELF! She tells them that this is AMERICA, and we don’t punk out to no TERRORIST BITCHES! The Cabinet is silence, and aftewards SKIRT has to take a little breather from having such raw negro power curdle through her veins! And somewhere, on a far away network, in a covert military Unit, a large black man smiles to himself as his legacy lives on!
Back to THE PSYCHO ONE, EMERSON explains how Tony came back from the dead…it was none other than ROBOCOP! ROBOCOP never intended to kill Tony, instead he was prepping him to become DARTH TONY for the ULTIMATE PSYCHO SHOWDOWN! And it would have been an awesome plan too if ROBOCOP hadn’t died. EMERSON tells Tony that they’re BROS, and Tony tears up at the thought of being TOTALLY UNCOOL to his BEST BRO.
Turns out EMERSON could feel a disturbance in the DARK SIDE, and takes BAUER hostage to try and reason with DARTH TONY. …EMERSON should know by now that BAUER is like the worst hostage choice, ever. TONY tries to reason with him…and when that fails, he’s forced to go CURTIS S6 MANEUVER and shoot EMERSON in the neck! Don’t worry BRO, we’ve got a special Collectors Mug for you too!
EMERSON, of course, is not pleased about getting SHOT IN THE NECK.
EMERSON: DUDE! BRO! You fucking shot me in the neck!
TONY: Yeah…um…sorry about that. You weren’t being cool, BRO.
EMERSON: I’m totally going to die on you! Take that! dies
TONY: Well, shit.
As the passing of his fellow BRO, we can see signs of the SATSUI NO HADOU stirring within TONY. Will he again give in to the evils of the DARK SIDE of the PSYCHO POWER, or will he be able to reform himself into ANAKIN CUERVOGOLDDRINKER?! Only time will tell!
CTU PRIME arrives with their new recruit PHEONIX. She is of course glad to be in the presence of the PSYCHO ONE, although her own PSYCHO SYMBIOTE is considerably weakened in his presence. BAUER then tries to convince MOTOBO to deliver himself right into enemy hands…he’s against it, but his wife STORM agrees to do it to apologize for playing RUNAWAY earlier before.
DARTH TONY meets up with the USUAL EVIL WHITE GUYS, who try to double cross him but DARTH TONY is safe with SNIPER BAUER ASSIST! USUAL EVIL WHITE GUYS take MOTOBO and STORM away while CHLOE tracks them. Will CTU PRIME get to DUBAKU before GOD H4X totally fucks up the America map? Will anyone else get SHOT IN THE NECK? We can only wait until next week to find out…[/details]
OMG…I had to leave the library after reading this.
Too much GOLD, jerry…GOLD!
So yeah.
For the stragglers
[details=Spoiler]Man, that plane collision was way more emotionally traumatizing than the S5 nuke. The nuke kind of killed TOO many people and felt untargeted, but this plane thing makes you go damn, I could have been on that.
And I’ll miss Carly Pope. She was hot.[/details]
Lol Azrael, fuck!
That doesn’t make any sense…it’s Tuesday, and you can watch this online (as I just did). Who watches TV anymore? Oh right, old people with rabbit ears. Duh.
lol @ FIRST PENIS. Now I gotta utter “no homo” whenever he clenches his fists.
One of these days, a form of these recaps might appear on an episode. Probably the movie.
BAH GAWD
P.S. Curtis never got a mug :mad: