Official 2011 MLB Thread

Buckley and ckrazy.

Twice the team-ruining power + half the intelligence of a normal owner.

This should be a fun season.

Hugh Mad.

Do whatever you want. I’m not touching the team page. I’m just here to sing in the choir.

Lothar just mad no one wants to hype up his team.
He gets no love/
he one fake thug/
dude got ugly ass mug/
when he tries to fuck bitches his dick ends up being a dud/

imo.

As I see it.

As your mother sees it.

P.S Do you want me to leave the league so you can be the 1st owner then re-invite me? Or do you want just to leave it this way.

It’s fine the way it is dude. I have all of the decision making power and that’s what matters to me.

Buckley Anthem

[Verse 1]

Osama Bin Laden been running/
Ever since he heard Bryan Buckley was comming/
America finest here to save the day/
Nothing can get in his way/
From east to west/
The Buckster is the best/
Marching in from the land of the midwest/
When they see him coimg his enemies mother faces all turn into frowns/
But later that night he turned those fornws upside down/
Here’s a word to the wise/
When you see him don’t be telling any lies/
Because like Piggy in lord of the flies/
You’ll end with a rock on your face, and well that’s when you die/

[Chorus]

To be continued

[Verse 2]

To be continued

[Chorus]

To be continued

[Verse 3]

To be continued

[Chorus]

To be continued

Vslash is still in.

Maybe we can get them Isiah Thomas as a consultant.

Pirates gonna finish in last again

I fixed my team name. Also a new great picture.

I didn’t get an E Mail, it doesn’t matter. LETS GO BEISBOL.

Oh I see, well done.

GET HYPE for the Pirates! Andrew McCutchen! Pedro Alvarez! Neil Walker! Ryan Doumit! …Jose Tabata? Uh, Kevin Correia?

…good God, Kevin Correia cannot be the ace of a major league staff, can he? Wow. There is really no one with real legitimate upside in this entire system outside of McCutchen, that is kind of sad. How can a team be this bad for this long and still have a farm system that is so terrible? There is zero hope here.

I don’t get a lot of these one year respectibility signings, like $5 million to Lyle Overbay or $8 million to Vlad, or etc. Why not just use all that money to go over slot for draft picks? Wouldn’t that be a better use of money?

Anyway, whatever Toronto over Pittsburgh in 6 for the World Series, calling it now.

This is the difference between a solid small market team like the Rays over the last few years, and bad ones like the Pirates. Sad thing is that the Pirates could probably pull way more attendance if they were as good as the Rays, whereas the Rays could win 3 straight titles and people still wouldn’t care. They need to move that stadium closer to the city.

im in. what is this five keepers? i ve got Han ran and uh that’s it. Clint has Crawford, votto, braun already? seriously?

That is all

Look at my pitching staff bro, WELCOME TO THE FUN LEAGUE.

I see why the current manager wants no part of his team anymore.

We have a Pirates short season single a team in this town, you cannot believe the amount of quality basesball I get to watch

CKA’s team is basically the Orioles or Blue Jays

LOL…I inherited a much better team than I thought I would. I’ve got Cliff Lee, Felix Hernandez, Robinson Cano, Tommy Hanson and Joakim Soria. Hell yeah motherfucker.

This is funny because you don’t know.

You inherited matrix90210’s team before he rage quit from the league. I have full confidence that you will make up for it in your superb drafting skills Morph, no need to worry.

Maybe you should trade Hanley to me for two non-Braun, non-Crawford, keeper level dudes.

Or trade him to Lothar for Adam Wainwright, who will be an awesome (and most importantly, very healthy) starter this year.

OH WAIT

LOL

yeah i guess hanram is on the block. keeper level shit though. lol trade teams with me buck!

i’ve got 1 spot left in my league. post up your email or pm me for the invite.

MLB network doing 30 teams in 30 days.

Today is SEATTLE DAY!

Watching these guys try to sell me this team is pathetic! The only optimism I see is Felix having a great year… :sad: