Braves will beat up on some Chicago Cubs tonight at 7:10 eastern.
You pitchers are Jurrjens and Dumpster.
Can’t stop the chop.
“We have a MLS team as well, but who cares?” I don’t, but people here do. 
“Also, congratulations on having a shit-tier team in the shit-tier NFC West.” We owned the 2000’s bitch. We taking over this decade too.
“Maple Bacon Donuts > the talent level of the Mariners and Seachickens combined.” Alright Maple Bacon is nice, I mean rel nice, but NO.
“Search your heart, you know this to be true.” I’m heartless son.
“I am on the Oden bandwagon for another year and if he fails I will wait for him to star in porn.” Good you can join him. :tup: You two can do a scene together. You can put on a wig and be the bitch.
Lothar, you suck ass at trolling. At least throw in a sentence about how your Pirates are currently undefeated.
Why waste effort when the Mariners/Seahawks do all the work for me?
Breakdown of what it requires to troll Seattle fans:
- Point to Seahawks/Mariners box scores.
- Repeat Step 1.
imo.
You just mad cause you no longer live here. Blinded by your anger, you troll this city because you miss it so much. It’s one of those hate love things. The more you hate the more you secretly love it.
I should point to the boxscore every time the M’s win. If you think it’s that easy to cause trolling you might soak up salt water like a sponge.
I say you PM him the box score of all wins by the M’s, Seahawk’s, and Sounder’s. Don’t forget all losses by the Blazer, and Greg Oden’s penis. I think he probably has that as his screen saver though.
Actually ya’ll have a higher tolerance for failure. It would probably take more effort than that.
imo.
Like trading for Cliff Lee and finding out that he’s basically Bedard all over again. SPs really a gamble after Felix and Lee (if healthy).
Given the severe lack of homeruns this team is going to hit, (but a good defense.) This team is overhyped again just like last year.
Angels gonna win the division again.
Looking forward to Texas when Feliz gets turned into a starter.
This is good, i like what you did here. in other words, fuck the Cubs.
Goddamn, that is an ugly chain of horribleness.
I think since Nathan, Liriano, and Boof Bonser are all dead now, the Bedard trade for the M’s is going to be like the new AJ Pierzynski trade for the Giants as the new golden standard of “Man, I wish we could have done that trade over again.”
I’d wish that on the Phillies too in two years, but I love Halladay too much to wish misfortune upon him.
Halladay is too beast. Lee is already hurt and all of those Mariner prospects will become allstars. YESSSSSSS.
Also, Tyson noted how angry he was when the ball didn’t come off the bat perfectly. I predict by the end of the year he will be a .290 30 homer guy based on rage alone.
ANGER.
Motherfucking CURTIS GRANDERSON homer in extra innings hell yeah we bought him. Be JEALOUS!
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p44/ajitdusanjh/ballin.gif
EDIT: Brett Gardner is the fastest white man alive. We did NOT buy him, be jealous anyway. Papelbon just got pulled after walking Jeter lmao he mad.
Damn you CLINT.
Audrina>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Avril.
Milton Bradley did that.
all I gotta say is…GO RAYS!!!
that is all
Why does our bullpen suck ass?
Oh man, a baseball thread on SRK! (I’ve been lurking for like…ever, and never checked out GD in-depth until tonight.)
and ckrazy, it’s probably a matter of being unproven. It remains to be seen whether or not Aardsma was a one-hit wonder. Lowe is pretty good though.
Aardsma is okay I’m talking about our bullpen in general not just the closer.
We lost again in the bottom of the 9th.
So that bottom of 10th, and bottom of the 9th. Tie game both time so Aardsma didn’t even get a chance. :shake:
Terrible!
Terrible!
Almost as terrible as Clint thinking Avril is hot, and hating on Audrina!
Their bullpen has a bunch of new, young blood, correct?
The only comfort I can offer is that Kanekoa Texiera was pretty good in the Yanks farm last year, though that’s minor league.
I’d still be far more worried about the offense as a whole. Jack Z did a lovely job this offseason, but meh. And with the trade for Lee, I can’t see them revisiting the A-Gon market.