Alright guys the new cards are out so lets play. I doubt anyone can stand up to my Cherub/Serpent deck.
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First I play Ourbouros Baby Shield, which grants scrying immunity for the next 5 half turns.
I am out of Peasantry Nodes so I have no other cards to play this turn.
Wait. What is this? I only see Occult and Rabbit2k7. I’m already sold.
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Since you didn’t play a card your turn is forfeit.
http://i.imgur.com/dNcy6A2.jpg
I play Ephemeral Snake Thigh, and remove two dozen Skull Coins from your side of the battlefield.
My Skull Coin collection grows to 48, and my Theoretical Presence increases by 5% as a result.
Wat? I am already losing?
I didn’t even know I was playing! 
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I counterspell your Epheremal Snake Thigh with Mudras. Your Theoretical Presence is decreased by 20% and my Mind’s Eye is now open.
http://i.imgur.com/zfKUTwI.jpg
Cherubic Skull Sitter jabs a finger in your Mind’s Eye for 18.7 damage.
MAKE THIS A CARD GAME ALREADY
Grimore of Honorius HALTS! all cards in play and immediately returns play to the first player in rotation to play a card.
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put down some cards or get out
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Skeletal Note Walker trundles over all Parchment cards, which means your Grimoire is banished to the Burnt Library until the end of the game.
Robotikus Rockitus smashes and disables all summoned and constructed creatures
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Disheveled Wanderer knocks on your door and talks to you for like, a long time, until you give him 12% of your gold.
I play Charon. The battleground has now been flooded by the Souls of the Damned, lowering the defenses of all opposing players by 50% while boistering mine by 25%. Because the battlefield has changed while my Mind Eye was closed it is back open.
I place down Angles of the Damned.
Reversing all positive effects you guys played.