NW Twitters thread

A theoretical outlook on a typical day of my Twitter…

-Looked for a job, couldn’t find one.
-I’m broke.
-I’m hungry.
-I’m playing ZSNES in the year 2009, how sad is that? (ie my missing XBox/XBox features tweet)
-I want McDonalds.

Repeat, 365 days of the year, 52 weeks of the year. That’d be my Twitter existence. TIGHT! Twitter doesn’t accomodate the people that don’t have interesting lives. So you can count me out!

That’s a lie. I’m on there! :looney:

Twitter accomodates 100% for people that don’t have interesting lives. I’d say 99% of twitter is that.

Take Super Joe for example

I wish I could twit from my phone. Hella spam on that ass. Lots of hate to give out.

Twitter is tight for hating on shit and displaying that hate to people who don’t care

You got a texting plan on your phone? You can get on that hate train easily.

You know how many people said that they’d never have a facebook/myspace account, or a blog? You remember how many people said they’d never own a cell-phone, like, 10 years ago?

Never say never, man.

Blogging and shit at least has a point to it, to me. It has some sort of appeal or purpose, twitter is just… I can’t even describe how much I hate twitter and the concept of twitter. That collegehumor video of “real life twitter” sums it up relatively well. It’s like a concentrated version of the worst parts of all social networking sites with the status updates and shit. I just plain don’t give a fuck that you are doing this or don’t like that, and the fact that it’s mobile? Hell no, hell fucking no. Not interested. You have a point, but I am serious about not hopping on this bullshit. It doesn’t help that it’s called “twitter” and that you “tweet” things. I am just not gay enough to tweet, hon’.

@jsurek everybody

Yeah spam this guy with PPP, mash and go crazy!

Blogs and Facebook are no different.

NIgga YOU’RE NO DIFFERENT.

To me, it’s like a FB page with just your status. PLUS, there’s a FB app that lets changes your FB status to whatever you updated on Twitter.

Oh yea, I’m Imperator215 on Twitter, and 2000 and late on this thread.

I love the idea of putting my shit out in the open because as much as people like to front, they do pay attention.

I made one of this crap, don’t ask me how I made it, just add jalapNolol, some bitch stole jalapNo.

JurassicMike

That’s you who added me to Live last night.

I was like, “Who is Jurassic Mike?”

@mrmckay.
Gamertag is bmckay, so there’s no confusion.

My job wants me to get a twitter. So I can read our work’s twitter page because each day we have a twitter special that people only get if they read it on twitter. I’m like nope. Just write it on a fucking sticky note and stick it to the register, I’m not fucking making a twitter.

So…does this mean you hate twitter? Couldn’t tell from your last couple posts. :rofl: :rofl: