Ben Monkey has clearly been sippin’ on “Haterade” with this Bullsh-t post. So let me put the monkey back in his cage.
First, there is NOTHING going on at Gameware that is worth copying. You guys are a 3rd rate Gamestop at best with a few arcade machines thrown in to make you LOOK like gamers. I’ve played against you in fighting games before “monkey” (You will know who I am when you come to our store. Remember going over to Ben Kimble’s house when U worked at Babbages/Gamestop with the guys and getting WASHED on every fighting game you played? I pesonally folded U like a lawn chair in 3rd strike and every other fighting game we played that night.)
Our location is not in a “bad side” of town like U LIED and said. Broadmoor subdivision and Villa del ray subdivision practically surround it not to mention that it is like 3 blocks down from Sherwood Forest. What a weasly and pathetic effort on your part to TRY and stop people from coming. Get used to us. We are going to put you and your patty-cake fests that you try to pass off as fighting game tournaments out of commission.
“Can’t place your finger on it.?” You will be saying to yourself again as you watch the few strays you have left over at Lameware come over to our venue where they will have REAL competition to play against instead of these Abercrombie and Fitch mallrats that you pull out of department stores trying to pass of as gamers.
Now if I were you , I’d climb back into my cage and go back to playing with sh-t like all good little “monkeys” do. If you don’t, Versus is going to be to you and your little slap boxing gaming sessions what a .45 is to an old horse with a broken leg. WE WILL PUT YOU OUT TO PASTURE!Comprende? And for all you REAL gamers out there, check out www.vsgamer.com Peace.
lmao, the above post was flawless. that’s quality shittalkin if i’ve ever read it. lol @ lameware…sounds like somethin I would say…since “lame” is my catchphrase. a little competition never hurt anyone…
the funniest thing about this is that he posted two times thats priceless
way to keep it professional too XD what a funny day this has turned out to be
Straight up, your metaphors are fucking weak. You seem like a lame as cat saying shit like… “Oh, I used to work at Game Stop and I used to play you in 3s. I hate you cause I represent a fake ass version of lameware.” Son, ya fuckin weak and get off the man’s D-I-C-K BITCH!
Ok, ‘J-Dizzle’, you obviously just registered on SRK today to do some shit-talking, way to go. I won’t recognize you if I see you, because that night at Kimble’s house was four years ago and all I remember playing was DDR, Samba de Amigo, and Mortal Kombat 2. And I’m not going to waste time defending the store I work at, because people who go there know what we offer.
I didn’t say it was a “bad side” of town. VGX has been down the street there for years and they’re doing fine, as far as I know. I’m just saying it’s a little out of the way for some people. I’m not trying to stop anyone from going anywhere. Hell, I’ll be there on opening day to put some money into your pockets.
Like Greg said, your metaphors are fucking ridiculous. I’m not doing any shit-talking or starting any dork wars. I said I’d be there on day 1 to check it out. Jesus, were you this much of an assclown four years ago?
And no more double posts, man. This thread’s long enough anyway.
My metaphors are weak? This from some straw chewing redneck that is still saying “straight up”? “Son ya fuckin weak?” WAs this what you were saying to your “life partner” Ben Monkey after a heated session of man-love.
You sound like a meth-head version of Vanilla Ice with these weak rap lyrics.
Mind your own business and let your husband stick up for himself. If you keep it up I’ll let the authorities know that you and your hick ass friends are huffing paint behind your trailer
“Professional?” I didn’t know that posting on a forum In a manner you saw fit counted as professional. And if you don’t remember what I’m talking about because it was “four years ago” How in the hell do u remember playing a gaybot game like Samba de Amingo?!? You don’t remember because u dont WANT to remember.
You did say that it was a bad side of town. I thought that monkeys were intelligent primates. Re-read your own post after your man-slave “greg” pulls his tounge out of your a$$.
“Like Greg said”? Thats rich. Does Greg also bring you kleenex after you two booty buddies are done riding each others poles. Anybody who is weak enough to call in backup (Or their husbands in your case is a complete homo)
I can post my messages 3 times and they still wouldn’t be as long as your pathetic posts BEGGING people to come and support you and your husbands little “slaps” competitions at LAMEWARE.
We can do this as long as u want “monkey”. I suggest you stop letting your husaband entice you into starting things like this by playing “hide the bannana” with you. U started this and I will finish it. The choice is yours.
I certainly hope you’re not the owner of this establishment, because if this post in any way indicates the potential of the management, this place will close down faster than Game On on a Saturday night. I’ll assume not since I don’t think your loan officer would have taken kindly to discussion along the lines of: Look b-tch, I need “money” for like games and shit. If you are though, please calm down before someone misinterprets your cuddly playfulness and you get Knawled upside the head.
To whoever is actually running the place, congratulations on your new business. It’ll be nice having a new place in town, and I’ll certainly come by to check it out. Treat it well.
Did ANYBODY ask you to throw in your uninformed opinion “Whitey”? If you read the start of this little verbal dueling of Ben Monkey and myself, You would know how this thing got started instead of responding and sounding like a complete idiot.
Ben Monkey and I were talking about tornaments. Period. nobody said anything about needing money “games and shit” I don’t know if prancing in here on your high horse pretending to be civilized and educated is how you get boost your no doubt low self esteem, but you seem like a cardboard cut out to me.
BTW, Loan officers don’t give a damn about how you speak when you apply for a business loan. They will rate you by your credit score, assets, and debt to income ratio. No more, No less.
In closing, at least Ben Monkey has credentials to speak of as we have this little joust of ours. You shouldn’t even open your trap involving this matter as it is more than obvious that you know virtually NOTHING about business as the parameters of getting a business loan is the low level foundation of opening a business.
And as for your stupid little precog warning at the end of your post. I can assure you that YOU certainly couldn’t “Knawl” me upside the head.
Actually, you’re on the right track, but still rather wrong, so perhaps I can offer a little more information (although I certainly know nothing on the subject). While your credit score, assets and D/I are the foundation upon which your possibility of getting a loan is judged, there are quite a few more factors at play. For business loans, a high fico score can be enough to get you through if the requested amount is low enough, but generally the decision model will be a little more complicated than that. Small business loans are given a lot more consideration than simple consumer loans because the amounts disbursed are usually higher and the potential risk involved is upped similarly. However, since businesses usually keep their accounting a lot more involved than an individual would, they also have a lot more factors in place for risk assessment that can be obtained through the organizations prior records. IF your score(s) were high enough to make it through prescreening without the intervention of an underwriter, then you might be okay. However, your credit report contains a lot more information than a simple score and grade since it has your entire trade history (eg: rules such as how many trades you’ve opened in the past six months could work against you). Credit reports also now come in very nice formats these days which can help assess the risks presented and their reasoning for their decision (the credit bureau’s score reasoning, not the lender’s decision’s reasoning) such as the average number of days beyond terms you repaid a specific trade line. Underwriters will also use financial spreading to estimate potential profits and the probability of repayment. Complex decision models potentially involving hundreds of parameters (depending on the depth level a lending institution is implementing) are used to help screen applicants. If this was 15 years ago, perhaps I’d agree, but not today. In the end, should you not pass automated decisioning, the entire thing is up to an underwriter’s discretion, and while acts such as HOEPA (subprime lending discrimination) help protect against personal discretion, that factor still exists if you’re dealing with a human that has to make a decision and doesn’t respect you.
I don’t care to “duel” with you so I’ll be happy to stay out of whatever you have going on. Ben posted his opinions based on his initial impressions with the information he had in front of him, which didn’t include you yet. Since the first time I saw the thread included your response already, I found that much more interesting than what Dakota had already said. In fact, it left a much more lasting impression about the place than he did, and it was a rather negative one. Considering that kind of thing could adversely affect business before the place has even opened, I’m merely suggesting to you that positive publicity would perhaps be more appropriate.
I don’t post here often (and this will probably be my last for another year or so) so I wouldn’t say it’s exactly an outlet to boost my self-esteem. I simply heard there was mention of a new place in town, saw you as the representative of it acting negatively, and thought I’d welcome you in our own special way as well.
No “Whitey”, actually I’m quite right. When you gave your rather offbase and unifromed situational example of how ones behavior or linguistics can effect aquiring a business loan, your scenario was based on obtaining a loan for a videogame business. You were very specific. (“I need money for games and sh-t”) So it is safe to say that a videogame business is what we were talking about getting a loan for.
It is also safe to say that a videogame business is exactly what I own. Now having said that that makes me much more knowledgable than you on the matter. (To be honest, I am much more knowledgeable on the matter either way as I am also a former loan officer for a real estate company) Now as far as obtaining these loans your parameter estimations on aquiring these things are WAY OFF.
A personal loan would be easier to obtain as some banks will pay more attention to your fico score to give a better estimation on wether or not you would be able to repay your debt. Your thoughts on getting a business loan however is completely off base. Standard small business loans will usually have a minimum of 50,000. That obviously takes you out of the small amount designation an straight into “How will we get our money back if he defaults on the loan”?
That where the 3 parameters I spoke of earlier come into play. Credit, assets, debt to income ratio. NOTHING matters more to banks and it is solely on at leat two out of three of these things will you be judged for loan worthiness. Debt to income and assets. Sure you look great for always having paid on time and quickly with the 3 major credit agencies, (fico score) but what the bank is concerned about more than your good will is getting their money in the most adverse situations. Wage ganishments and seizures. Something tangible. That is why it is so much easier to buy a house nowadays. The banks figure if worse comes to worse, take the house. It’s that simple.
Now i’ll give U some credit, you are more educated on the matter than i thought. But you are also very WRONG. The methods and requirem of obtaining a business loan that you are preaching is about as passe as the N64. Very archaic and very OVER.
And as to your “negative” vibe from my posts, I couldn’t care less. There is always going to be trash talking involved in business and videogames. My impression of you certainly wasn’t positive either. I’ve got some good feedback as well as bad so i’m fine with that. I’ve been making along with my business just fine so far WITHOUT your methods or advice. So think of that as my retort toyour welcome. No more, no less.
Well to be honest I look at this in the same if not worst. You attacked or shoulda i say tried to plant negative thoughts in your 1st post concerning us. I knew you’d be one of the 1st to reply also, becuz the only time you post is when its something concerning gameware or something you find threating to gameware. Now say what you might but everyone on this board can see the blatant hatin going in this post and ones b4 it. Same thing happens when i mention sp…random hate/advertising appears in the next few post. I can understand tellin people to come here and not some other place youre tryin to make cash after all, but don’t act like you concerned or not hating cuz the only one ya fooling is yourself.
So you can’t possibly be shocked or upset that you nipped at us and got bit back. Yea it was harsh but at the same time its much less harmless than your obvious ploys to make us seem 2nd rate.
Now i get down with yall but whats with the random hate outta no where? I mean When gameware announced the where redoing the arcade. No one was like are you sure? Thats a bad area of the mall, Come to spaceport becuz there getting or having so and so. We backed gameware even tho there was no marvel! And more than half of the “hardcore” gaming crew stays on the or past the “badside” of town. Every Friday i was callin peep tryin to get peep to go to gameware. When sp satisfied most of us…
In short your not fooling anyone…Maybe your frontin and don’t even know it. But don’t hate on something you don’t even really know about yet at least wait till we get open.
Prime exp “By the way, $300 1st prize GGXX #Reload arcade tournament at GameWare coming soon!”
If i recall the last tourney at gameware had 1st place get a 50$ gift card and 2nd a doll… Now your pots are up too 300!!! Coincidence? Maybe, but prob not… Well I’ll let you in on a lil secret its not just the pot that bring the people… :wgrin:
see you at the turny. I owe hugo big time! :nunchuck: