Not Fast, But Furious: Turkey Neck Atheist Indicted for Shooting Three Muslims

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/religion/man-indicted-on-3-counts-of-murder-in-nc-deaths-of-muslims/2015/02/16/0008bd86-b60d-11e4-bc30-a4e75503948a_story.html

This guy doesn’t like it when you park in “his” space. If only the towing company didn’t stop responding to his numerous calls to clear vehicles from his space…

Turkey Neck’s FB page.

https://www.facebook.com/craig.hicks.967

He and I both like Chubby Girls it seems.

There will many things parking in the wrong place in his future.

Serious lack of a chin going on with this maniac.

Not Florida? Color me surprised.

-Starhammer-

As one of my friends pointed out, had this been the reverse news media would probably be calling this an act of terrorism and not mention the confrontations over parking spaces.

muslims involved. not crazy enough to be florida

should have just not parked in the mans spot

QED

Parking spots cause all kinds of drama in apartment complexes, I thought this was common knowledge?

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

I’m suffering this RIGHT NOW. Fucking 10:30PM I leave to go pick up some drinks to stay up all night, come back 15 minutes
later—some jackass (actually it’s the same jackass(es) has appeared in our space. AGAIN.

Can’t call apartment manager because no one will appear til 10AM tomorrow. Can’t call any towing service for help because
they’re all saying that we need to speak with the manager first.

Yeah, I’m gonna break something over the top of his/her head come morning. This isn’t the first time, and we’re not the only
ones who’ve suffered this. Other people complained about the same clown. The maddening thing about it is that we are fucking
***paying ***to park there. These spaces are numbered on the frikking pavement and the metal covering right above
has the same number bolted to the front of the space in gold numbering—which is the number of the apartment.

Here’s what’s possibly funny for anyone looking in on this even though I could flipping explode right now. I get energy
drinks to stay up all night because we’re packing boxes and moving into a new apartment in the morning. It’s overdue,
we been at this shithole for a decade now. LOLOL holy crap I need a brick wall to smash my head up against. >_<

~K.

Just park behind his vehicle and block him in

I would love to do that. Unfortunately, this section of parking that I’m in is right opposite of the apartment office,
that has cars parked out there during the night that are actually open-parking, and usually taken by whoever gets there
first. It would put my my vehicle bumber to bumper with this jackass and the vehicles right behind. Actually barely
enough space to even drive into park in my own damned space.

Yeah, it’s 1AM now and I’m still annoyed. I’m sure I’ll cool off later, but this shit is infuriating when it’s happened more
than, not just once, but like several times now.

~K.

One of the reasons I moved from old place was horrible parking and the roads sucked. I would find someway to fuck with this asshole. Maybe place tacs behind his tires or egg his car. Then again I am an elite level Asshole so I live for fucking with people

The musselmen are still alive

It’s funny how some people just look stupid… like you can take 1 glance at them and instantly know that’s the case. This guy is one of those people…looks like he probably failed at least 1 time back in grade school, and barely made it out of high school…and is, generally speaking, a loser at most things and situations in life, and most people probably never liked being around him for any extensive periods of time. I’d bet money that most of these assumptions are correct.

Hopefully he will be sentenced to life with no parole…and then killed by another inmate later. That way we get the execution “taken care of” without it being official and thus tied up in several centuries of goddamn appeals and delays.

Million, you are the best atheist ever.

His Facebook page is too strong.