Not another Gay thread... version 2.0.5

Welcome to my world.

I’m very metro-sexual and very flamboyant.
A lot of my friends give me shit about it…but whatev.

-SH

metrosexual: straight guy that showers.

…:bluu:

-SH

It’s true though!:rofl:

i’m way to critical of my own body to ever be turned on by it. BUT… if i saw a guy that had a very similar body type… i’d very likely be intrested.

I was told yesterday by a member of #srkgd who’s seen my picture that if I showed it to you, GTC, you’d be all over me.

I’m 5’3", a bit chubby 'round the middle, and very hairy.

BTW, I’m still not gay.

…seriously.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

pics please

Ok, here are some pics, just because I’m interested in what you guys’ reaction will be.

I Just Woke Up
Happiest Guy ON THE PLANET
Ready for Work
Vacant Stare
Deep in Thought - No Shirt
With My Dog, Poppy
Yeah, It Goes All the Way Down
Call Me! (Don’t really)

…seriously.

OMG Serial Killer! :smile:

Not my type, but there is a certain amount of cuteness going on here. :tup:

I’m dissapointed with how, un-jewish you look. Maybe if you were holding bags of money…

Violet Beauregarde??

You have a gruff, Mexican rock star look. Not bad at all. :wink:

Although I did picture you as a skinny white guy.

BADUM DISH!

:encore::party: Time to party like it’s 1999!

Aw yeah, I’m sold on Tekken 6 now. :bgrin:

:lovin::lovin::lovin:

[It’s feel SO HAWT!](<a href=“http://photobucket.com” target="_blank"><img src=“http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/Yasashiyama/cfhjch.jpg” border=“0” alt=“Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket”></a>)

And :rofl: X 10 at Quiche’s last pic.

Edit: Here’s more of a body shot of me. Best I can do with a cellphone. Yes, I’m a chub (with no love :frowning: ) http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/Yasashiyama/erdegb.jpg

I’m not Mexican :sad:

I’m Jewish, but my skin looks darkish because of the tan I got in the Arizona sun.

…seriously.

Soooo

Me: Water
Azagtoth: Fire
iwst99: Wind
Quiche: Heart
Zulu: Earth
GTC: Captain Planet
DLJ: Gaia
Beatsofdevil: Carmen Sandiego
Dreamkiller: Blue Voltron Pilot?
Yasashiyama: TBA
Mech: TBA

-SH

Fuck that

ME: Water ok, I got the ring! (I actually did get the ring when I was young from ToysRUs)

the most fun I had with the least fun toy evar!!!

:rofl:

But I have asian girl fever.

-SH

Nonetheless…I’d sex you. So would Garrett.

:lovin:

oh please, people think I’m straight with how much I love asian girls, don’t even try. if not water then at least I should be wind, so I can have lesbian sex with your hot asian girl ass

:rofl: x’s N.

Too good.

iwst99 is wind.

Sorry.

-SH