…What is a man…
He was able to speak with Animals and shit.
Kind like Eliza Thornberry.
But he needed bling to invoke his powers.
-SH
No, no it’s not. I can see the beauty in both genders, but I’m only sexually attracted to and I guess turned on by guys. I’ll see some cute chick come into work and I’ll immediately think “Damn! She’s hot!” because they really are. I’m picky so when I think a chick is hot she’s usually really damn hot, but I’m just not interested in doing anything with them. I don’t like the idea of being involved with someone sexually who is feminine, submissive, or dainty, like many/most women are. That, however, doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the beauty they have. I can appreciate feminine beauty but I’m just not interested in it. My straight friends always make jokes about “Oh, but you wouldn’t know about that! ZING” when it’s something about a chick being hot or something and I just shake my head. It’s really not the case, even though nearly every straight person on the fucking planet assumes so.
Communicated to animals for help.
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
WTF? Heart sucks.
Who’s the GAYEST person in this thread? They can be heart.
I’m looking at you ‘Jimmy the Hand’.
Quice should get the honour of being heart. No one can outgay that avatar.
Lol…remember when Captin Planet went ghetto?
Lolol.
Quiche: Heart
Me: Water
iwts99: Wind
Azagtoth: Fire
Zulu: Earth
GTC: Captain Planet
DLJ: Gaia because he dressed in drag. So…yeah (better than heart right? 
)
Oh yeah
Honorary mention: beatsofdevil = Carmen SanDiego
Dreamkiller…uh…I’ll think of something.
-SH
Wait…I’m not even gay!
…seriously.
You are in our hearts… <3 <3 <3
Dreamkiller could pilot blue lion from voltron.
how awesome would that be if blue lion showed up to help the planeteers.
sob
that’s the same thing garret said.
but then he owned me in the ass like 4 times after that. Then he nutted in me while saying “the power is yours” Garrett always knows the right things to say.
:lovin::lovin:
Naw. They’d just bitch cause the Blue Lions Fuel Source wouldn’t be environmentally friendly.
-SH
Garret thinks otherwise. Do you want to break hiss heart?
Stick around this thread long enough and that’ll change. Everytime I read this thread I keep a pussy in a glass case in case of emergency.
hehe… an emergency fleshlight.
Speaking of which i just bought one. Greatest toy ever.
…
well…
that is if you like to top.
if not… I dont know… prostate massager for greatest toy ever
So speaking of gay do any of you guys know Rick Steves? That travel video guy with the lisp?
He came into my work and long story short I refuse to believe he’s straight. He set off the gaydar for sure before I even knew who he was. I thought he was just the dude’s freakishly similar twin, I didn’t know he lived here in Edmonds. He cut in front of everyone at the caf too. Haha. My mind was blown hearing he has a wife and kids, but I’m totally serious when I think he just pays her some of his money from the videos to keep it under wraps and to raise the kids. Once the kids grow up, you’ll see. He’ll come out. Or he’ll just hide it forever. I swear to god he’s gay though.
Phhh, way to state the obvious.
His Europe book is called “Europe through the back door”
Enough said.
Actually me and my roommate were having an extensive Rick Steves being gay discussion last week. It was fun.
Seriously?
Everyone else I mention this to is like “who?” 
Zulu is the gayest? hummm
A lot of women are pretty/beautiful. Just because I find nature beautiful doesn’t mean I want to fuck it…or does it? There’s just no sexuality involded anyway.
I have a “flashlight” it’s very fun! Second only to my purple vibrator lol.
I’m better suited for “whater!”
What?
“WHATUR!”
that’s how the asian chick says it. huh huh
“WEEEEND!”