A friend of mine introduced me to “fucktwat” not too long ago. It’s become an instant hit in my mind.
I say “shitdick” a lot.
Im still stuck on dipshit.
I find “shitbag” as an insult rather giggle-inducing.
Asshat. :lol:
I don’t know why the word cunt makes women cringe. before I started using Twat I tried Cunthole. but that grossed out my gay friends and totally made woman cringe. very odd.
I like fucktwat.
My mind just exploded after watching that GTC vid. Especially since I just started squats again.
Cockgoblin!
(oh… right… insults…)
Twat works best if you answer a question with it. Example:
Bitch: Ewww, you’re dating him??
You: Twat?
Bitch: Huh??
You: Exactly.
I’m still stuck on slore at the moment.
When I get really riled up (stuck in traffic/angry at roommates) I end up just cursing in Mexican gibberish.
Isn’t there a lesbian western bar called The Cuntry Bar?
If there isn’t, there needs to be.
Twat’s new pussycat, woah woah woah woah…
BTW Happy Birfday to LightningStorm. :3
that would be amazing.
and then one of there theme nights could be “scissor me timbers”
My doctor’s visit:
“Good morning, Hannah!.. is it officially Hannah yet?”
“I’m thinking March… after taxes are done and such to avoid complication.”
“Oh, so this year then? That’s great. How are you feeling?”
“… what? like you mean in general or just today?”
“Ha, I guess that was a pretty broad question. How’s your breast growth coming along?”
“I’m not sure. I mean, I guess I’m not really satisfied, but then again, who is?”
“Yeah, that’s a problem all of us share no matter who you are. So do you feel like you’re plateauing?”
“I suppose.”
“You’re not experiencing any soreness in your calves or shortness of breath or anything?”
“Not that I can think of.”
“Ok, well, your last blood tests came back for your liver. I’m not liquifying your inner organs, so that’s good for me. I’d like to try adding progesterone.”
0_o
“…uh ok.”
So now I have booby-growing pills.
Heh, sounds like you have an interesting doctor.
thanks.
As for strange insults… I like “fuckstick” and “asshat”. Though while playing Halo a few years ago I invented (or at least i’m the first I knew of that said it) “Mother Bitch”. Obviously a twisting of Mother fucker and bitch – was accidental at the time but it stuck and gets said on occasion.
She’s an old pepper-haired lesbian. So basically, yeah, she’s awesome.
That doctor would freak me out. I like them to tell me whats wrong without any build up.
Oh, there’s nothing wrong. Actually, I seem to be receiving the HRT without any complications so far so she feels comfortable adding another prescription in hopes of better results.
How is there nothing wrong if your adding a prescription on top of prescriptions?