Northeast Championship(NEC9)in Philly-December 6-7 2008-Perfect sin present-SF4 major

Okay, Lobelia’s definitely getting drunk at NEC.

Uwaa~
I hope I don’t wake up the morning of the Marvel tournament next to a woman I’ve never met. Unless she’s hot. Then I’d ask her if I did well.

Fuck that.

Ask her for money + tip.

Sounds kind of rude…I mean, if I’m going to get down with the quickness, I’d want my first time to be somewhat intimate. You know?

Dude, that’s the first thing a woman DOESN’T want to hear. Say something like, “Enjoy yourself last night?”, with a smirk or something. Putting anyone on the spot with “Was I good?” will just get you 0 call backs.

What if I say it with an innocent, unassuming smile on my face? Still no?

chances are she won’t even give you a look afterwards while silently getting dressed before running out the door. :looney:

Ah. Okay. Need arrogance. Got it.

Confidence is better, because fake arrogance is just bad, period.

Will I even remember any of this when I’m drunk?

Well, if you can remember piledriving a cat through a bed, I’m sure you’ll remember plowing. Or being plowed.

Oh, I’m sure the sex will be remembered. What I don’t know is if I’ll remember everything you’re telling me. Besides, who’s to say that I score at all? I’m not exactly sexy.

Hey, just workin’ from what you mentioned earlier. We don’t even know if it’ll be a woman at all.

If I wake up next to a guy, I’ll pretty much hang myself. I can deal with waking up next to a hermaphrodite or even a fat chick, but not a guy.

Hah, I didn’t know the hotel got this crazy at NEC.

It kinda makes me wish I wasn’t a local who was driving over every morning…it’d be a lot more fun to meet all you jerks and play hungover ST and 3S all weekend (and Melee, but nobody wants to do that but me)

But I’m worried that if I stay over, somebody will snatch my stick while I’m sleeping. That would be terrible, since that thing is the epitome of manliness. It wouldn’t be so bad if it was grabbed by some smokin chick while I was sleeping…but then again, that shit’s custom, and nobody touches it but me…

LOL at purposely digging myself a hole

ill be there and be drunk the whole time like every other nec ive been to

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

PLEASE make this year as entertaining as last year

Psssssh knowing your luck, you will wakeup net to Helgen HAHAHAHA :rofl:

You know, you could just make sure that the people you are rooming with are not shady and will look out for your stuff perhaps? I mean my room didn’t get anything stolen minus a ps2 controller which was grabbed and someone else left theirs. I dunno bout your homies, but when I room with people i look out for their stuff. Plus I say out loud that I always carry a knife…makes people fear the shank.
:rolleyes:

Oh don’t worry Hal, I plan on it.
I will be dressing up people who were born male as females and making them strut their stuff all over the blvd. There will be booze, 3s, and shite talking like last year too. Haha, I also plan on getting drunk dressed as chun li so I can back fierce some fools…if you know what I mean har har har.:woot:
I’m also coming equipped with metallic sharpies so Tinshi will know whats up.
:wgrin:

wutttts alll this then… girls… what girls?? wait… just stay off jamie and i’ll let u live :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

hal

fuck all these guys

this time we need combination of alcohol, jojos and burgers

and lipstick