Thousands of years ago in a different universe a city full of skyscrapers suddenly appeard in the world of Eporue. In it were hiding an android school girl and Iron man. With that happening, magic and shit entered the world of Eporue. In the process of that a former child sexslave was cursed with a flower in her eye that made her immortal and started the countdown to armageddon. She tried to kill herself to prevent that from happening, so said curseflower spawned a bunch of little sisters that were all ultra hellbent on having sexual intercourses cos that gave them the power to summon angels.
So then said cursed girl walked around and killed her sisters one after another with the help of a dragon. The last one tho hid behind a shield, so Android Schoolgirl jumped at her and called into the future, so other androids from the future hacked back in time to destroy her shield so she could be killed by cursed flower lady.
Cursed flower lady then started setting of the apocalypse by transforming into a giant, singing and dancing monster. Her dragon then beats her in an epic dance off and beamed her into the void.
300 years later the world of Eporue is rid with war. Everything’s in war. A soldier called caim who’s totally-not-a sociopath is in search for his damsel in distress which is his sister. Said sister is also hella lusty for his dick btw.
So he teams up with totally-not-a-pedophile, totally-not-a-cannibal and totally-not-hitler trying to save her, while having some fun murdering kids along way. At some point they find the damsel in distress who was captured by a little 8 year old with the voice of an 80 year old who’s favorite toys are LEGO’s and weapons of mass destruction. Then some things happen like suicide, murder and a genocide on pigpeople or “subhumans” as totally-not-hitler called them and BAM suddenly giant cursed flower lady appears again, but this time she is pregnant with a bunch of giant, flying, cannibalistic space babies that eat half your party. Totally-not-a sociopath and his totally-not-a-racist dragon go yokosuka ohka on it and suddenly they and giant cursed flower lady suddenly happen to be in modern world tokyo. Our tokyo.
They then too, have an epic dance off but before we can decide who’s the winner they both get shot by jetplanes and impaled on skyscrapers.
This sets free a zombie virus.
After half of japan has been infested america does what you’d expect and nukes the shit out of it, but as usual they totally screw up and suddenly all the world is zombies.
Then scientists make plans of sucking the souls out of humans, kill off the bodies and make new, fake clonebodies that are immune to the virus. Said clonebodies are like lifeless robots and were supposed to be used as new bodies for the people’s souls once they cleared the world of the zombie virus. But scientists fuck up and the clones go full pinochio. Also a boy named emil was made into a weapon, cos that’s what scientists do afterall.
1300 years later. said clones then live a prosper live until the souls reappear wanting their bodies back, slowly going insane because they’re impatient fucks. Battle ensues. Meanwhile an old guy called Nier bents himself over for other people (literally) to get money for his sick daughter. Sick daughter then gets captured by the leader of the human souls, which is actually him, but the real him, cos he’s just a faker. The fakenier then goes apeshit and kills everything and it’s kids along the way, until he’s getting stopped by the local cities bar musician and mayor, called Devola and Popola. Turns out they’re androids made to make sure souls go back into clonebodies. But who cares, so nier cuts them down like animals. Before the last one died she used all her might to drop a fatality on little emil who supposedly dies.
Nier then continues onwards and kills the leader of the souls, which is him but not really. Then he finds out one of his party members, who’s a futanari, is possessed by a human soul, so in order to help her he delete’s himself off of the world and all memories people have about him as well as the last 40 hours you just spent with his videogame.
But in actuality, because Nier killed the realnier’s magic cookbook and sacrificed his own, he just doomed all of humanity both real and fake, to die.
So the world is kind of a dead place and emil who actually survived as nothing more than a head builds himself a robobody and wanders around bored. Suddenly aliens appear and start invading earth, he goes full shadow-clone-jutsu and fights them of.
Then for a reason nobody knows yet, humans apparently live on the world again.
Aliens come back, kill alot and force them to flee to the moon, yes the moon. There they build android armies called Yorha’s that they send out to fight back on earth.
One of them is Yorha 2. Yorha 2 is on a mission to destroy an alien robot production plant. But the mission kinda fails, so she ends herself and the production plant by blowing herself up. Also, some kids in red suits say mysterious things.
New model Yorha 2-B appears and BAM
Nier: Automata
