NieR: Automata - Platinum's Take on all the Weirdness of NieR and Drakengard

For your viewing pleasure:

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https://i.imgur.com/CovpBcG.jpg

Meh.

Okay, maybe this one will please you more:

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http://i.imgur.com/bXT5tFc.jpg

Is that A2 a man?

They could very well both be. My penis is unsure.

Yeah I don’t trust that those are actually women.

Real lack of Opai.

Yeah, these days one can never be 100% sure, but they’re both brazilian women:

RizzyOkuni

RachAsakawa

I’m from Brazil, so I gotta go to more anime conventions around here… =)

Well, it’s not like 2B and A2 have big boobs to begin with…

A2 maybe, since her bust size is 73cm, 2B however is listed as 84cm.

Judging from her in-game character model, 84cm (33") seems like too much:

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http://cdn4.dualshockers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/0011.jpg

Or maybe not, but 84cm is definitely not a big bust without using some push up bra or something

Just for reference, here’s a brazilian actress (Mariana Rios) with bust size listed as 84cm

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http://i.imgur.com/OcbUFrq.jpg

That’s not 2B.

Yeah, I posted the wrong picture, but I corrected it now

That A2’s chin is just way too big for me lol

Yeah, I’m still suspicious that that A2 is either packing a trouser snake or used to.

Ok so I’m really enjoying the game, but there’s some shit that is annoying and dumb so far.

[details=Spoiler]The lunar tear quest with Emil, I found it pretty dumb that the last lunar tear was right by where the quest advances. So apparently I can’t go down the elevator anymore since I already beat Grun. I guess I can do that next playthrough.

And although it was easy, some of the camera angles in the flight battles are dumb asf. Thought it was my controller fucking up at one point.

And lastly, when you’re in 2d side scroller mode, some items fall too far off the plane and you can’t grab it.[/details]

Woo beat the A route. Damn, I want 2B to sit on me and choke me like that.

Just sayin.

-Starhammer-

But it be worth it.

Completed the game like a week ago. A2 was pretty cool too. She kind of has that Kaine attitude. Game was great. I know it’s a yoko taro game, but I still feel like A and B route could have been merged together letting you swap between A2 or 9S. Just feels kind of redundant playing essentially the same route with a few different scenes only.

After I get done with Witcher 3 I may return to this game and play on a harder difficulty setting.

On a side note, FF Brave Exvius is getting Nier collab in a couple weeks so I’ll be pulling for 2B/A2.

I know this is OG Nier related news, but for any collectors out there.