New to the forums; Quick intro

[DANZAN]

shoutouts to @RocketUppercut who for some reason hasn’t seen any funny posts on SRK yet

[angelpalm]

Hey guys, if you could turn into one animal like in animorphs, which one would it be?

Urethral Tunneling variant Yeerk. All day.
I’d be called Flame Blaze the Burrower and even the most brave and powerful Andalite warriors would sheath their mighty horse penises at the mere thought of my name.

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[Pterodactyl]

Hi SRK people,

First off, sorry if this post isn’t in the right spot. If anyone knows of a specific “introduce yourself here” thread that I haven’t seen and want to redirect me to feel free to let me know.

Anyway, I’ve been lurking this forum for a long time [mainly while I’ve got down time at work] so I finally got around to not being a lazy shitter and made an account. So with this post I mainly just wanted to say hello to everyone. I hope to enjoy engaging in some fun/interesting discussions on these forums and learn how to git gud.

Wanted to give a quick shoutout to @SoVi3t and @Alexisdabomb for making me laugh constantly. I see a lot of quality comedic posts made from you two, as well as from a lot of other cool people on here that I didn’t mention.

Feel free to add me or say hi if you happen to see me on any fighting games based off of the gamer tags I’ve posted below in my signature. I’m really looking forward to meeting more fighting friends and be a part of the SRK community outside of just lurking.

-Rocket

Four paragraphs isn’t a quick intro at all, you fucking liar.

[RocketUppercut]

Four paragraphs isn’t a quick intro at all, you fucking liar.

It’s the current year and you still can’t read at 100 paragraphs per minute?