New to the forums; Quick intro

Apparently not long enough to know how much of an asshole you look like by assuming we give a fuck about who you are in the first place, nor long enough to see there is a whole forum dedicated to you dweebs introducing yourselves to each other.

Cause you posting in this thread shows how much you don’t give a fuck. Well done sir.

This introduction thread IS hella corny though. Introduce yourself by like actually posting instead of clogging up GD with introduction threads. Hopefully this doesn’t incentivize others to do the same.

Also nobody in this part of the forum plays fighting games like that.

Whoooooo is this mysterious person

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fq3abPnEEGE/hqdefault.jpg

Pay them no heed. It’s a long standing tradition of SRK GD to give new comers a hard time. You can, however, get on people’s good side by posting pictures of beautiful asian women. SRK has long suffered from yellow fever.

thick asian women specifically

I’d love to contribute but at work our strict web filter prohibits even my own visual consumption of Asian women.

Well at least your intro post thread went better than mine, when Viscant was trying to get me to admit I was gay for him.

Such lust for information

whoooooooooo

This thread reminds me its time to bump the weather thread

Your sig needs more mains from various games you play.

Church of Neesa could always use new members

Awwww sweet, you seem like a chill dude to me mello, just as long as you aren’t being a narc and sending people pm’s like this…

That would be way uncool my mulato, anyways do me a solid and let me know if you want to butt chug some jenkem later on brotendo.

Hey guys, if you could turn into one animal like in animorphs, which one would it be?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519E9NYS23L.SY344_BO1,204,203,200.jpg

Spoiler

I end up in a low country boil.

Urethral Tunneling variant Yeerk. All day.
I’d be called Flame Blaze the Burrower and even the most brave and powerful Andalite warriors would sheath their mighty horse penises at the mere thought of my name.

Anyone used to just ask parents to buy Goosebumps books just to get the holographic keychains?
I know I did. I got like like 25 GB books in my parents basement and I think I read like 5.

Hey, Goosebumps were the shit as a kid. Each one read like an M. Night Shyamalan fever dream

Hello Rocket-Puncher-Upperbutt, no its cool - we make nicknames for everyone all the time, see: “Cryrone” or “White Ru Paul” Would you rather be a dude who has no nickname? A NOBODY FROM NOWHERE WHO ONLY PLAYS ONLINE

Maybe you need some advice they haven’t heard of before in quite racist Eurolands, from this player named Sanford Kelly

PICK A TOP TIER

From what you said you enjoy above, low-tier characters nobody likes or picks, it looks like a lifetime of hardship and wishing your character is better is in your future.

And more evidence why a bumped up number of blocks is still not enough to stop all the weirdo PM’s. I suggest blocking anyone close to your name, because the site sure as shit won’t ban these cuckballs. I will be making a post soon about cuckballs - somewhere else. Lets convene there at a later time.