Richard you suck at video games. Go play krustys fun house on the nes lol!!
Welp is about right. Don’t die twice in a row. It fucking hurts.
lol this coming from the guy that secretly works on them “Color A Dinosaur” skills on the weekends
Yeah, all I could say is Welp. It’s happened to me twice already lol. This game is seriously “The Shit” 50% of the time, and the other 50% its “GOD DAMN IT I DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT FUCKER HOW CAN HE THROW FIREBOMBS AT ME FROM LIKE RIGHT THERE IF I CANT SEE HIM HOW CAN HE SEE ME FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffff”
HEY THOSE ARE FUN!
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Real tho, you’re seriously making me want to go get this game because I don’t see how it can be THAT difficult … but then again, I do play NES games so I can see it …
Lmao I’m tripping out on how me and Storyteller are agreeing on shit for once.
Hey Squabb, think of it as Ninja Gaiden 1 last level, except when you die you come back at 50% health, and some of the bad guys break your sword til you find a new one.
I have such a love affair with the “souls” games. Had to put it down for a little bit to install RAGE and see what its all about.
Don’t even get me started on the PvP.
Or the Coop PvE
Oh yeah, I forgot about this too, the enemies are always done randomly with the difficulty, what I mean by this is, I was just trolling around killing skeletons, and a knight charged up and killed me while I had my shield up. Corpse run. None of that shit matters though, because even the derpy weak enemies can kill you if you block the wrong thing or hit the wrong button. I was killed while drinking my flask by a firebomber that was on top of a building across a ravine. You just don’t fucking know. Sometimes reality hits you hard, bro.
I’d say, think of the Souls games as if you’re a real mortal trying to fight demons, dragons, and shit. I think if you play it more with that in mind then you’ll do a little better. The game is indeed ridiculous though.
Like you guys know if you want reality to kick your ass all you have to do is wake up in the morning right?
I have a fear about this one though. I have a feeling that you’re going to have to backtrack a fuck ton, since there is no underworld hub to cheese moving around. I really hope its not “Go through castle, through swamp, through cave to get item, then go all the way back to castle entrance to THEN enter the tower next to the castle” because as awesome as it sounds on paper remember, all of the shit you killed respawns. Going to be on this game for months trying to do shit lol.
This game sounds retarded and awesome all at the same time. May just have to pick it up soon.
Also. lol at Apple. I’m seriously considering just getting a Droid X or something. All this hype, all these rumors of a new iPhone 5 (even Al Gore tipped off everyone that a completely new version would be announced today), then NOPE! We are going to give you the amazingly updated iPhone 4s…with no 4G mind you. And we will justify it by showing a cool chart that discusses “speed” and that most phones aren’t really 4G because we are apple and our 3G is better than your 4G. We are also only going to give you a 1080p camera and a bigger hard drive. And watch, 3-6 months later a 4g version will drop and by early next summer, iPhone 5 will be selling like hotcakes for $299. I’d put money on it.
I hate these games Apple plays. Phone probably won’t last anyway and I would be left to pay full price because my nice, shiny, reliable Apple product decided to go AWOL.
GTFO Apple.
jeez, i just got past the dragon fire breath, died a good amount of times…this game is amazing and even harder than demon souls… i love it.
yes, its much harder than Demon’s Souls. I got that in the first hour or so. Also, I love not having a clue what you’re talking about Dimo, because like, you can do the areas any way you want, when you want. I don’t think we are in the same area.
btw, RAGE is a pretty good game so far, feels like Borderlands and old school DOOM mixed together, which in my book, is one motherfucking kick ass pasta salad. (note, pasta salad is the thing that empires are built on)
Sold. Now I just have to wait for the trade-ins that I sent to Amazon to get processed so I can pay for the damn thing.
Wait, what am I talking about? I have so much goddamn schoolwork that I can’t even think about playing anything. tempted to hang himself
Fuck it, I’m going to pick this shit up … PS3 or Xbox? Decisions, decisions.
@Gabe: Get off Apple… Stop buying into the hype of their products. Totally not worth it.
I hate all of you making this shit sound like fun. Now ima go and get it die like 5 billion times and break my system. You guys suck.
I got it on 360 because I no longer own a PS3. I’m sure its identical on each system.
Apparently you eventually get to port from campfire to campfire. Very limited ports.
XBOX here, more people playing, more people to invade/be invaded by.
4g is the real deal…ask JFord…
He has witnessed the power of 4g… wifi tethered to his iPad.