New Mexico: ABQ Ranbats, Las Cruces TNF, and Community Thread (NM-ISM,DKO,LC:TNF)

Pat, as we all know, I’m fucking hilarious. But the biggest difference between you and me, aside from reading level and dick fixation, is I know when a joke has been beaten to death.

Pat should run for Miss Teen America. That way, he’ll be surrounded by women of comparable intelligence with whom he might actually have a chance. Not to mention wearing a sparkling dress on stage was probably all he ever wanted out of life.

I wanna sell my xbox asap. Hit me up if anyone is interested.

Okay Neil I don’t know you well enough to talk this kinda shit so unless you wanna have some real beef you need to keep my name out your mouth.

talk shit, get hit

don’t say i didn’t warn ya

Eric I think your right. I just don’t think I fit in this scene anymore it’s gotten too soft. But since apparently my jokes make you so destrought aswell as my grammar I’ll just get serious.

Eric I don’t need to practice games to beat sorry players such as yourself. That’s the biggest difference between us besides you saying your classy in bumb clothes all the time. You learned grammar Eric in school good for you but I guess they need to teach hygene aswell. It’s called a bath, soap and some deoderant. Don’t bother responding cause this will be my last post as I should be banned soon after.

I’ll see you guys at ace to help Montoya. Neal you better pray I don’t see you anywhere.For Real I don’t know you at all but for being a genius you talking to me like that was fucking dumb.

Fear Big Papa Pat, Neil. He comin’ for you.

Let’s settle this in a friendly game of checkers.

You’re adorable, but FYI I wash myself at least twice daily in the finest Eurasian bath salts.

I know how much you like having the last word in these “discussions,” but please allow me the honor of summarizing what would have likely occurred had you not ended this prematurely:

Me: Pat, you’re a classless wad who has a harder time being civil than knowing the difference between “you’re” and “your”

You: IM CLASSLESS?! Ive been playing games before you wer sucking Slashs dick you cock gargling bird chested homo.

Me: You’re such a nice guy in person, Pat. Why do we have to hurt each other like this?

You: I kno, Im just a prick sometimes becuz I secretly desire attention

This would inevitably be followed by a sweet make out session, an exchange of handjobs or both.

did someone say free handjobs?

I’m in.

I ain’t making tonight so don’t wait.

Our thread is the definition of classy!

Jason M and I getting breakfast tomorrow morning before the tournament.

You guys are more than welcome to join us.

Wecks @ 9
[SIZE=1]933 San Mateo Blvd NE
Albuquerque, NM 87108[/SIZE]

Then I’m gonna head straight to the tourney from there to start setting up.

Exactly what time does this shit start? (The SC5 Tournament in particular)

Is anyone from CO or any other out of town area coming down for SC5?

Results 2/10/12:

1 DeVito
2 Ivylicious
3 Se7en
4 Surashu
5 David Baca (bowed out)
6 Enigma420
7 Alex360
8 Zman
9 Ian
10 OHickey
11 Derrick
12 Rosen-b

bowed out

Closing registration at 7. Starts as soon as I’m done making the bracket (10 mins)

Who then is the team?

DeVito, Garrett, Jeff, Slash, and Chavez are the team.