New Ft. Lauderdale Thread - " 5'7 guy that's just my type " - Ssj2jeff

Regional Matchmaking Atlantic South
881

I’m so glad everyone parked at my house, it means I get to tell Story Time first:

Ok, so we (Me, Vaughn, Jeff and Ben) were driving home from iHop and Ben brought up going to the erotica convention or whatever the next one is. Somehow someone said they would take a picture with one of their favorite porn stars grabbing/sucking their tits and motorboating or some shit, and I (being me) asked what if some dude in the line before them already licked those tits before you?

Ben, Vaughn, AND Jeff all said they’d do it anyway!~

I may be the odd-man out on this one… But how do you fags justify sucking on pre-sucked tits less than 10 seconds before the last guy? Even if it is your favorite porn star FFS. You can’t be like “Yo eiSH, lemme get one of your disinfecting wipes” 'cause that shit’s not good for you either.

Fagiest quote of the day? <Jeff>: “Ok Vaughn, it’s your turn.”

Edit: The Video of Promise:
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882

5am stories are the best. ^^ I was dying watching that last night. ^^ my role model.

883

That fucking T-Virus Infected Bathroom got me sick as shit yo. They need to really clean that shit

884

You came twice in one week and it so happens you get sick? Wtf were you doing in there??

@Eish: I’m sure it was funnier when it happened

885

You’re sure what was funnier? What I said before is a serious concern of mine. Judging from your post though, it doesn’t sound like the situation would bother you either. SMH.

886

LOL…so you would never tag team a bitch eish?

Would it be different if it was some Asian chick that came right off the boat?

ffs i went into work yesterday early by accident…got a good amount of overtime because of it. And apparently today i am late lol…fakkkkkk $$$

887

…It would appear that because I do not like the idea of sucking on another dude’s saliva, that I am the odd man out.

If that is the case, then I am proud to be:

888

im always down for the tag team…

889

anyways, who’s down for ZP. me, ben and vaughn heading out there tonight.

890

i told ben lets hit up dennys after i get outta work at midnight…how long yall gonna stay out there?

891

late as always

892

ill meet yall at zp

893

i’ll come through

894

aint nobody invite you dj…with that bum ass yun

895

um…ill head out there once i finish eating some left over chinese food lol just got home from work =\

EDIT* I’m tried as fuck and not coming out to zp, deciding to finish off the liquor and do my dailies in WoW =\

Come November, this girl is flying in from japan for my birthday. I think Eish might remember talking to her on vent. :stuck_out_tongue:

896

Weak niggaaaaas lol stay on that soft tip loloooolooooolloollo

897

who’s down for a little grilling at zp today?

I’ll do all the labor but we just need people to bring things. Bread, meats, drinks, condiments, etc.

oh and a small grill if anyone can bring that in.

898

im definatly down, but we might not be able to do it at zp. one of the owners isnt on the same page as us. (this is james btw)

899

Did they clean up the Bathroom yet? Phil kept telling me he gonna do it

900

the portal to hell has been established. I dont think the ghostbusters can help you out with that one.