New Female Thread

Man i feel like i was shot down with out being addressed or asking for her #…THANKS JIVE!!!:lol: Man preschool player…:frowning: I think im go hang with the fella’s nah. At least there opinons don’t matter :lol:
But honestly unlike jives hinting :lol: I’m just talkin to a (what I though was a kinder breed:lol: ) :smiley:

“kinder breed” now that is fuckin funny! trust me sweetie, WOMEN are far more vicious than men :smiley: (at least this woman is)

Ok maybe not :lol: Ah well…anyway there won’t be any pimp type player stuff from me (you and jive already made sure of that:lol: ) just gonna visit, every now and then, make a comment here and there, lol stuff like that;)

joke

*i thought this was cute *:smiley:

What I Want in a Man

  1. Handsome
  2. Charming
  3. Financially successful
  4. A caring listener
  5. Witty
  6. In good shape
  7. Dresses with style
  8. Appreciates finer things
  9. Full of thoughtful surprises
  10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

  1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
  2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
  3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
  4. Listens more than talks
  5. Laughs at my jokes
  6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
  7. Owns at least one tie
  8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
  9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
  10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

  1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
  2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
  3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
  4. Nods head when I’m talking
  5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
  6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
  7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
  8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
  9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
  10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

  1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
  2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
  3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
  4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
  5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
  6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
  7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
  8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
  9. Remembers your name on occasion
  10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

  1. Doesn’t scare small children
  2. Remembers where bathroom is
  3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
  4. Only snores lightly when asleep
  5. Remembers why he’s laughing
  6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
  7. Usually wears some clothes
  8. Likes soft foods
  9. Remembers where he left his teeth
  10. Remembers that it’s the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

  1. Breathing
  2. Doesn’t miss the toilet

Ang: Correct me if I am wrong, but did you see Bjork’s Dancer in the Dark? I saw it the other night…excellent film (almost cried at the end). I might get a copy even after watching it.

not yet erik, but soon. i gotta locate a copy of it here in town first. i’m pretty sure the only copy both of the blockbusters in my neighborhood had were stolen/lost. i heard it’s really good though, and a bit depressing in parts. i know Bjork did the soundtrack for most of the film too.

Hope you do find it, but if not…I ordered a copy off of Half.com and should be getting it within a week or two. I could tape a copy for you (assuming the chances of finding it in your area are 0% and as a last resort of couse).

loll

Bacardi_J3d1 for all your movie needs just hit me up on aim the newest movies before they come out movies some oldies yet goldies just let me know :slight_smile: o ya aim SuBz3r0 some movies require a fair trade tho and a whole bunch of remixed games :slight_smile:

OMG, Please reset the fucking thread. That’s just fantastic.:rolleyes:

ok, what the hell happened?!

i’m sure there was some sort of “Rage fallout” but damn the whole page is gone :stuck_out_tongue:

in other news…I found this on ETonline this morning:
EMINEM: THE VIDEO GAME
May 14, 2003 | Slim Shady will soon be coming out in video game form, says The Hollywood Reporter. Conspiracy Entertainment will unveil “Mix TV Presents: Eminem” at Los Angeles’ Electronic Entertainment Expo this week and is reportedly working with EMINEM on ideas for more games. “Mix” will feature four of the rapper’s videos including “My Name Is” and “The Real Slim Shady.” There will be six different types of puzzles players must solve before the end of the songs to win. The game should be available in early summer.

Erik: good luck with the e-zine job hunt. I got distracted while looking at some other e-zines this afternoon.

Misha & Jen: how did your finals go?

good luck to everybody still taking their finals this week/month. :slight_smile:

first of all THE BAND DREAMTHEATER, IS THE SHIZNIT, RIGHT ALONG WITH TOOL. but Tool

TOol is on another level.

What are you talking about? The ragefallout? if this is about that question that i asked Jenn, well so what she told us to ask her about anything about her to her.Did she not, and i think other people wanted to know as well. and as for the band

CHEVELLE HAS SOME DECENT SONGS.

MATRIX RELOADED WAS THE BOMB. QUiet possibly one of the best movies i have ever seen. sAw it saterday and sunday. And after the credits have ended after the movie s over. You get to see matrix Revolutions preview!!! LOOKED :eek: :cool: .

THE HULK.
NEXT IS BRUCE ALMIGHTY, JULY : T3
AUGUST: FREDDY VS JASON
NOVEMBER: MATRIX R.
DECEMBER: RETURN OF THE KING.

random hello

Jen said to ask her in person not on the fucking message boards, you imbicile.

and how would i do that?

and calm down.

and how would i do that?

well, if jen hasn’t blocked you from AIM, you could ask her the next time she logs on…or PM her…or email her. but she’s NOT going to answer you here on the boards about such a PERSONAL matter in the first place.

If Jen wanted the entire SRK community to know who the father of her child is, she would’ve posted it already and I wouldn’t be snapping at you every few posts about this. it’s COMMON SENSE, something you obviously don’t posess anymore :stuck_out_tongue:

Re: and how would i do that?

uH wrong, i still posess COMMON SENSE. i just didnt happen to use it then. i went off of what jenn said.

I havent talked to jenn in a fatty while. I have seen her once in sunnyvale golfland. She’s pretty. but the people i have talked to say she is ugly. But i dont think so. also seen her picture with Rena. HOW YOU GUYS EVER TALKED TO RENA?

rage, draco whoever the fuck you are, just let it go.

ang, there’s no use in arguing with people that obviously have no common sense.

Re: Re: and how would i do that?

If you were a Ranma 1/2 character, you’d be Mousse, Kuno, and Happosai rolled into one.

Re: Re: and how would i do that?

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:lol::lol: alrighty then. “happen to use it”, boy you NEVER USE it, at least not when you’re posting here.

and you never “happen to use” proper grammar when posting either. but to answer the question, No, I HAVE not had the pleasure of speaking with Rena; not yet.

g0ku: i know it’s pointless talking/arguing with this brainless, dickless, hopeless idiot. I was bored and felt like wasting a few minutes of my life here yesterday and this morning. but now the boredom has passed and I’m done with it.

erik: love the new bjork avatar :cool: