SF: Dee Jay, Q, Twelve, Karin
Dee Jay x Q
Q is actually an incredible MC, and was also the fourth member of Kraftwerk. He and Dee Jay decide to collaborate for a new record - and to kick some ASS! Dee Jay actually believes that Pandora is an awesome new turntable technology the Antarctic penguins have developed, and is intent on revolutionising the Jamaican music scene using its strange powers.
Twelve x Karin
Karin fires her butler after accusing him of stealing food, and in a fit of anguish the butler volunteers for a secret super soldier project. He returns, horrifically deformed, but better able to serve his mistress. This happens eleven times, each time the butler collapsing into a pathetic quivering heap under the weight of his new form’s genetic depravity. This is the twelfth time.
Tekken: Miguel, Alex/Roger, Zafina, Feng
Miguel x Roger - Team hairy mofos
Miguel catches a kangaroo and holds it hostage. As is customary in Spain, he grants it one wish. Roger, fearing for his life, demands to go see Pandora, hoping that along the way he can throw Miguel overboard and run home to Africa, where the other kangaroos live.
Zafina x Feng - Team you move like a fucked up spider and the other one is angry all the time for no good reason.
Feng was walking through several mountains and then he finds Zafina, who was also walking, so they decide to go to the Antarctic for Pandora.
I’m still surprised Lee didn’t make it. Same with Karin and R. Mika. I don’t think the game needs more than 4-8 more characters, and if I were to choose, these would be them.
LMAO, this is perfect i every way, particularly the description of Feng. Dude was born grimacing. He doesn’t even crack a smirk when he wins.
For the Tekken side I would like Miguel, Leo, Anna, Dragunov to be added to the game as well as Unknown as a bonus final boss character.
For the Street Fighter side I would like Alex, Haggar, Q and Urien to be added to the game with Dan as a bonus final boss character.
That’s actually another surprise to me - I’m surprised Devil Jin and Evil Ryu aren’t in at all too; seemed like easy picks to add, especially since they could essentially be clones.
), Bruce/Ganryu, Armor King/Dragunov