You want me to bring a bat over? or put nails under their tires? or should i go overboard and put sugar in their gas tank at night?
Some of you are fucking hilarious, haha. if the letter doesnt work then i’ll think of something else.
pinch their tires, tell them some black dude did it
Facebook!
Yes it is.
Drive all 5 cars through their house. Problem solved.
for 10+ years, we’ve lived in an apartment complex that had no assigned parking spaces; it was first come first serve. so i don’t really have any problems with this kind of situation.
but one year, this guy had the nerve to claim a parking space that’s right in front of his unit. if anyone would park in his spot, he’ll leave a long written and angry note on the person’s car. now, this dude wasn’t an old fogey and/or handicapped, he was a perfectly healthy man in his early 30’s. needless to say, everyone was pissed off at him.
one day, my brother parked happened to park his truck in the disgruntled man’s spot. instead of leaving a sticky note on his car, the dude took a sharpie and wrote “DON’T PARK IN MY SPOT” on all of my bro’s windows. my brother got really pissed off, and in retaliation, he took some spray cans and tagged “faggot” on the dude’s car (and his apartment door) during the broad daylight. next thing you know, the dude was up in everyone’s shit about what happened, questioning everybody on our block.
i dunno what happened to this guy, but, the police stormed his house one day and dragged him out when he was butt naked. they also brought out at least 500 vhs tapes that we’re unlabeled too. all i’m glad about is that he never gonna be here again.
Quit your goddamn bitching over a parking space.
Why don’t you curtail that anger and focus on something a little more important like learning another 1 hit kill combo and learning all about how jump-ins force your opponent to block high?
Loosen the lug nuts on his tires. Wait for the accident to show up on the news. He won’t have a car to put in your parking space anymore.
My house has a garage drive way + 2 parallel parking spaces.
When an event is going on our neighbors and/or their family members feel the need to park there for some reason and we have to end up telling them to move
people are just dicks.
Arnold to the rescue.
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Get in your car and LEAVE. that sounds like a barrel of booshyt that 1: you don’t want and 2: you can avoid, so do it.
…If that doesn’t work, fuck the neighbor’s wife. If he gets mad, tell him," if you don’t want me to park my dick in your wife’s ass, don’t park your car in my driveway. Do it again, and I’ll be back."
-Starhammer-
OP is a FAGGOT.
Public space is public property, the space to park your car in front of your house does not belong to you.
But the issue isn’t he is parking his car in front of my street, the issue is lousy drivers who don’t have the decency to park efficiently and minimize the space taken.
Pix of situation?
I’m assuming this “parking space” is actually public street. If my assumption is correct, then you don’t have a “parking space.” You can’t actually stop someone from parking in front of your house.
That said, they can’t stop you. Park in front of their house all you like. If they complain, tactfully explain they do it to you, and that perhaps you’d be willing not to park in front of their house if they stop parking in front of yours.
Or not. It’s a public street. I sometimes can’t park in front of my house and it gets balls cold here.
This guy can remove the car for you:
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wait…you sound like a pussy passive Asian. plz tell me that i’m wrong.
Neg rep them…oh wait.
Slash their tires. Drill holes in their fuel tanks. The time for proper and legal action has come to an end. People like to drag people down to their level. We got a problem here. The world is over…and I love it.
If you have glass coverage on your insurance, arrange it so both their car
and yours are vandalized. It won’t cost you any money, and it’ll probably spook them out of parking near your house. Have your mailbox hit, too.
Brazen, I know.
ironically, this is the best way to deal with people you don’t want to confront for various, and legitimate, reasons. if you want to get off scotch free OP, pay a couple of your friends to do what Vynce is suggesting, it makes all the difference. (not that i’m encouraging it or anything).
Who DOESN’T talk to their balls? Whenever I have to hurdle something I let them know. “Tighten up, boys: big jump ahead!”