Neesa doesn’t call the cops on me when I hide in the bushes spying on her, that must mean I’m her favourite (or that she possibly hasn’t spotted me yet).
However it looks like Soviet made one of these oldass meme joke teams. INSET photo 2nd from right, or biggest from all in the photo. Candian flannelest.
fun fact: I am completely silent when I orgasm (and fuck). I still think dude’s fake the noise they make. I could fuck your mother on top of you while you sleep, and as long as I leave her mouth duct taped up, you would never know. I’ve had girls ask if I was done because they didn’t know. Probably because women are awful at sex. Makes it fun when I wanna creampie a girl and play dumb. Where did it go? Ummm, I came on the blankets I didn’t wanna knock you up. High five?
Josh vs. Gamerguy - Josh made it clear that he was going to go all in; he entered the ring wondering where his opponent was? he even entered the arena drunk so clearly this was gamerguy’s match to win; but alas he fell asleep in his quarters; when he was awakened by the guards that he would be late for his match he was still resting in his eternal slumber looking like sleeping beauty’s cousin
Neesa vs. Manx - This battle was going to be interesting, as the two entered the arena Manx exclaimed “don’t hold back neesa, I want everything you have offer!” Neesa replied " ok… don’t hold back either" Manx then stated " I kind of have to… winks Neesa then said “Gross…” the match had rung but manx noticed that neesa was wearing iron boots, covering her feet. Manx could not compete; he had lost will the battle… Neesa clearly did her research and without him viewing her toes she would easily win
**Sov **vs. Po - The Canadian Crusader vs. the Clown prince of Capcom… clearly this was going to be white knuckle hot action (eww) but something was amiss among the battlefield, Po entered the arena as the audience began chanting " FCK CAPCOM, FCK CAPCOM.!!! FCK CAPCOM!!! he began pandering to his fans with his latest rebuttal "ARE YOU FCKING ME, DO YALL SEE THIS FUCCBOI BULLSIT? CLOUD STRIFE IS IN SMASH BROS. 4? THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE FCKING SENSE? WHY? HOW? 9 SWORD USERS? IS THEIR MARKETING TEAM HIGH? FCK CLOUD, FCK FF7, F*CK DLC…his vulgar rant lasted for at least 5 minutes before he tired himself out meanwhile sov was just standing there eating his assorted wings…po then fainted from his own rant giving sov the victory. “man a won a fight without even doing anything, being white is awesome!” sov exclaims in a victory phrase
WTF vs. Hollowblade hollowblade’s ninja skills have been impressive so far in this tournament, clearly the underdog… so much that the empress herself was watching the match; hollowblade knew his honor and pride were at stake so he was not going to fall victim to the shenanigans of WTF; he was well prepared with his ninja info cards focusing on the fight; meanwhile WTF’s HDD (brain) began to crash ; he overloaded and kept repeating himself and became frozen; WTF said that “he may have to replace his HDD and get some recovery media for his OS”… this confused hollowblade but he was glad he won
canadian battle eh?? Ok i guess the ketchup chips and poutine will fly! Get really for this buddy! Im going to wreck your shit all in the name of thirst quenching! And Neesa.