Check again,
[details=Spoiler]he spelled your name wrong
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I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA GAME-R-GEEZER
But making the most post = the most thirsty
and thurst is automatically thirst, just with a key typo. U right next to I
perhaps some exquisite art of you could get the ball rolling
https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M95e3d29f6fc5629733adf106463d077co1&pid=15.1
now that i have visited this thead… now i understand who it was/is that @ShadowAce55 was trying to impress when he started singing like
[insert name of random afro american R&B artist here] on beta’s skypestreamcharitygamestreamontwitchcall.
btw , Hi Neesa !
Hi~
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Happy
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Birthday!!!
Thread is more thirsty than the state of California and they’re using wood chips in the island dividers around my city!
[quote=“angelpalm, post:538, topic:174499”]
Man ya’ll dudes so damn pent up in this thread, I imagine ya’lls first time probably look like this.
[/quote]Man when you think about it, zebras got mazes tattoed on their sides…
Regulate vs. Hollowblade - Regulate was unaware of the rules of battle, being unprepared for a fight displeased the empress; hollowblade making quick work of his opponent and living up to his name pierced regulate with his hollow…blade (pause)
Odin vs. Hax - by the beard of odin! odin attempted to combat Hax with his singular gifs but was no match for Hax’s jpeg photoshop skills and masterful strategy of confusion, causing odin to submit due to mindfuckery
Po vs. Cloud - Po entered the battlefield, angry megaman and joker gifs ready, but his opponent was a no show, the audience grew impatient, using his trademark joker gif he calmly exits the battlefield with his rectum intact
Neesa vs. Canadian- The empress herself has entered her own tournament? how can this be? as the audience mumurs and whispers of confusion can be heard, “I need a real warrior” she explains, “if my suitor can defeat me in combat then perhaps he will receive the prize” she exclaims. What is this prize? " you will have to make grand finals to find out" she says. Canadian entered nervous and unable to react; neesa simply gave Canadian a hug as like glass he shattered into pieces advancing her forward
BBQ vs.** Gamerguy** -both opponents were a no show, the crowd grew angrily, they demanded blood and sweat, tomatoes and other projectiles were thrown into the ring; this match ruled in gamerguy’s favor due to judgement (3rd strike)
Manx vs. Nick - Manx was carefully prepared for the battle because they he had experience on the battlefield fighting alongside the empress; but what business does he have in the competition? his reply was simply “Neesa just got her toes done” nothing more was needed to be said at that point, his devotion was clear that manx would be a viable threat in this tourney; no presence of nick was detected (will he reach top 8?)
Shadow vs. Josh - Josh was determined that he had already won the tournament before it began, and as such he hired a concubine aT the tavern the night before to sully the ale that Shadow had drinked, Shadow danced around the ring blindly unable to keep his focus; he knew that josh may have other ambitions thaN the empress as sweat drenched over shadows body he quickly forfeited the match and immediately seeked medical attention
http://challonge.com/Neesa @Neesa , day 3
Oh god that post is brilliant and cringy all at the same time. Best part is “Neesa just got her toes done” that part had me on the floor. Well done!
This is some goddamn bullshit
“masterful strategy of confusion” hahahaha
This was not at all unexpected.
Ordinary posters such as ourselves, too consumed by the thirst of drinking salt water by the gallon have no match for Neesa’s almost devine aura.
Good luck to you Manx, you’re going to need it.
My name wasn’t included in that write up. So, the odds stacked against me, it seems. Just another struggle (that I am determined to win) for the poor white man 
It’s okay. /Hug
I’m seeded at the finals right?
I’m the only one who Neesa has ever shown her tits to.
I mean…it was by accident, and she apologized. But it still counts.
I’ve seen her booty, and it wasn’t no accident 
I see how it is. white man taking everything
I’m the only one here who sent Neesa nudes. I win by default.
She heard my luxurious velvet voice, and loved it. I’d send her nudes, but I don’t wanna find out which blinds her first, my naturally hairless chubby body (for real, I’m almost 34 years old and still haven’t grown chest hair), or the translucent whiteness of my skin.