Naruto Thread 9.0 - The Manga is done, son!

fuck naruto. special k was about to merc the sauce. guess this is karma for kakashi saving sakura.

lol

Is naruto retarded or developmentally challenged? He has to be/ Why does he not understand that sasuke does not give a shit about his feelings? Jesus. Sasuke needs to just up and leave these fools. Next issue naruto is going to ask sasuke to appear on oprah with him.

This manga is just:

Sasuke: I hate you all!
Everyone else: Dude…you don’t mean that…c’mon…

x1000000000000000000

God damnit Naruto! Kakashi was about to lay down the beating of a lifetime and he has to try and pull the power of friendship card. Fuck that!

reads the chapter

throws up his hands and closes it

It isn’t like we saw it coming, but come on…when is Naruto going to get the hint?

As useless as Karin is, I think she finally figured it out:

http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/485-64/10

^C’mon now, out of all the useless women in this manga, Karin has been one of the most useful ones.

:rofl: to everyone who didn’t see this coming though. I mean, Naruto forgave Pain, and Pain killed his teacher, leveled his whole town and knifed Hinata right in front of him. And Naruto’s never even kissed Pain. Of course he’s going to bust out the FnJ on Sasuke.

Yeah, I thought to myself “you go girl!” when Karin gave up on him. Hope that doesn’t mean she’ll fall off the planet like Konan did.

Yeah, but, how many of us hated Pain though?:rofl:
I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I want Naruto to bring back Sasuke’s head on a pike.

Chapter was aiight but we know most of this before. Man, Kakashi was going to put sasuke in his place real quick. Sasuke needs to rest cuz right now Naruto can win without sage mode. Tired Sasuke is almost Ten Ten tier lol.

As for a Goku debate ( I shouldnt even say anything… lol) Goku had a large moveset because he could do some of his friends moves and had jedi mind tricks with force push. Goku had way too many moves. The man could copy moves without sharingan and learn telepathy on his own lol

The nice thing about Goku is that he gave his enemies the FnJ chance - and if they still insisted on fucking up then he’d put them down.

At this point, Naruto is just like the bad ex-boyfriend who just can’t take a hint.

Yeah, but he gave Freeze like, a million chances during their huge, drawn out fight.

It should have been:
“You killed Krillin!” SSJ
stabs Freeza’s head with his cock, then shoots a Kamehameha out of it for good measure

It ended up being:
“You killed Krillin!” SSJ
some fighting “Ok, say you’re sorry and I’ll let you live.” “Never!” repeat x 9… 000.

And that’s just one example. DB Goku > DBZ Goku

But Goku still never actually killed anyone. I think the last person he killed was King Piccolo. He spared Piccolo Jr. (DBZ Piccolo), Vegeta, Freeza, and wished for Buu to be reincarnated as an African.

Naruto at least has some kills if you count the Pain bodies and the one ninja during the rescue Gaara arc that was masquerading as Itachi.

Anyways I think the Naruto using Rasengan is a clone. Real one is probably the one holding Kakashi. He may be testing to see if Sasuke really intends to kill him, which we’ll see next chapter when Sasuke breaks through the Rasengan and stabs the clone. After that who knows, maybe they’ll start fighting seriously or one side bails.

  1. I didn’t notice the swich wof bodies when I read it yesterday, nice touch Kishi.
  2. I love how the piercing chidori gets blown back by Rasengan, shows how much stronger the rasegan really is in nature…
  3. Got to give NAruto credit also. For all this talk about Sasuk opening up with his strongest weapons (his first attack on Kakashi was friggin Susan)…Naruto opened up with his version of a Spirit Bomb - FnJ.
  4. I want Sasuke’s head caved in. Until he gets his ass kicked, he won’t ‘level his head’. After this ass whooping he’s about to recieve, he’ll finally go the Itachi route and then things will get intereting.
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Chapter was just a set up for the big reveal regarding whatever it was Itachi gave to Naruto or at least I think it was so with that in mind i’m willing to let it slide right now

So what… Itachi put some holographic image of himself into Naruto so that Naruto can persuade Sasuke to turn good again? Itachi’s gonna come out and preach to Sasuke and shit.

Holy fuck if this happens… I’m going to kill whoever enjoys it.

Itachi will take over Naruto’s body for a moment and give him the good 'ol big brother forehead thump like Itachi always used to do…

…Except Naruto will be in Sage Mode, and Sasuke will go flying across 3 country borders.

…One can hope?

I dunno if we’ll ever revisit that Bird-in-mouth thing that Itachi did to Naruto. Im pretty sure that was just sexual innuendo for Kishi.

I think they are going to talk some more. Naruto’s “Plan C” is to be strong enough to stop Sasuke without killing him. I think that’s fairly obvious. He’ll continue to be Sasuke’s Rival and do everything in his power to thrwart Sasuke’s revenge until Sasuke gives up. blah blah blah

At least we should see a whole lot of ass kicking. I think the only OTHER option right here, is for Madara to interfere (or one of his bitches) to try and swipe naruto and get the 9 Tails from him… After all, in order for this moon’s eye plan to work, they gotta extract the Kyuubi… And right now Naruto is fairly exposed.

I’ma suck my own dick now.

EDIT: That was Black Jesus posting. This proves that Jesus loves the Judean Sausage.

So is karin’s a trap? because…

that’s what she said

couldn’t help myself Rooks

This made me fucking LOL hard.