Jesus never slaughtered a whole village just to go oops, and the anti christ…hasn’t done a damn thing as
far as I know. Aren’t we still waiting for him? Explain.
Easily amused indeed. That’s what we need, FANFICS. Black fucking Jesus age christ. Someone flame me now before anymore great ideas come out of this lot.
omg gaiz b nise :<
no need to get all butt hurt cuz your ass needed to diagram a explain why Naruto Uzumaki having Blonde hair automagically makes your statement that “ALL Uzumakis have red hair” false.
I would change the manga by making everyone that has died or come close to death stays that way(chouji after he went butterfly, the entire village after pein, ect ect.) Sans Gaara.
Oh bandwagon boy; watch out now. The oregon trail is a dangerous place.
Did I say that all Uzumakis have red hair? Maybe I did. I can’t be arsed to go back and read what I wrote. What I meant to say was that red hair was emphasized by Madara because Uzumakis are known for their red hair in relation to Rikuduo. Further explaining why the red haired bitched suddenly had special Chakra. Sure some may not have Red hair if they aren’t full Uzumaki or maybe it’s a rare thing just within Uzumaki. Either explanation is plausible. Madara picked out the red hair as a trademark of the Uzumaki heritage so I figured the Mangaka was trying to tell us something. Its kind of like saying all black people have black hair (or dark dark brown as what scientists say it actually is) sure, some don’t. I stereotype…makes things easier.
If the manga or…anime. Shows all Uzumakis having red hair. I’ll be slightly amused but not hardly as amused by this thread in general. I hope I’m viewed as wrong more often.
Dude this used to be what MADE this thread back in the day. Hush. The HATE must return.
Aw shiet. He done went and used “Dat” jutsu in here.
They could, but I would just miss the point.
I’ve been saying that for about a year or so. Now I’ll have something to read even if the manga isn’t holding up at the time.
-Starhammer-
I’ll bite.
option 1: Special-K dies and Obito lives…
option 2: Oro gets Tsunade to heal Kimimaro instead of his hands.
IMHO best naruto fanfic out there [ie one of two i didn’t regret reading] is team 8
bitch about jesuz you retarded fuck. im not schooling inbred retards, ask your daddy jesuz for that shit fucking moron. like bj isnt enough, the dumbest of the bunch tries enters as well. give jesuz’s dick a bro hug and stfu.
“full uzumaki”? what are you talking about?
and yeah, the fact that pain allegedly had access to all the mangekyo techs but didn’t use them against naruto says (to me at least) that he didn’t know them which puts the nail in the coffin in the itachi vs. pain debate. the guy using his god mode hacks (itachi) >>> the guy with uber god mode hacks that can’t figure out how to use them.
anyway, if i could just change anything about naruto i’d prob power up the byakugan and let neji and/or hinata keep up with the joneses.
madara shows why hes the boss. he walks into a playfield of a fully prepared kage level nin and beats her. only pain and itachi come close to shit like this.
it’s called plot progression. If any villian used all there powers that they obviously had , then nearly every fictional media form of entertainment you like would end in 1-4 episodes/chapters.
Pein > itachi. It’s all right there. It’s like some of you need a notarized letter from kishi to realize sharingan isn’t top dog eyes. And that Nagato wasn’t clearly the most broken villian to date in Naruto.
If my theory holds on there being a senju and uchiha half of this god mode then its more likely that nagato didn’t have sharingan techs (izanagi), he had what naruto has (super saiyan mode) as pain had access to retarded amounts of chakra. Its still just a theory though.
Also as proven in DBZ Ninja AIDS > Super saiyan mode. Konan should have invented time travel no jutsu to save his ass.
lol
lol at Pain being naruto’s cousin.
Damn, what a crazy chapter. I sure am glad that Izanagi cost Madara a sharingan, though.
my guess is inbreed within the clan… like an uchia getting with an uchia or how both of hinata’s parents have the budget pew pews. lets say naruto’s mom was full uzumaki [both parents had uzumaki name before marriage] then naruto would be considered half… like Gohan or Trunks are in DBZ. :wonder: perhaps most [not all] full uzumaki had blood red hair?
hmm… how would you buff them pewpews?
add a ring to rule them all? ie a ringed byakugan can see through any activated byakugan.
add an extra jutsu? ie dbz style solar flare from users eyes; user can still see.
about my above option 2 Change…
Orochi in Kimimaro’s body could change the dynamics of sauce and oro’s relation leading to a longer termed false alliance. Kimi-Oro could make a six man team with sauce leading half.
Kimi-Oro, Jugo, Kabuto and Sauce, Suigetsu, Karin.
imagine Oro sending Sauce’s team to stop Akatsuki’s collection of Bee/8t leading to sauce x-copying A’s lightning armor and suigetsu meeting Samehada… and then Sauce goes gunning for Itachi and the remaining Akatsuki… but i digress.
Nope, Just give them power ups, no matter how random, and then somehow relate it to them having the eyes. Remember when having a shariggan was just improved vision, much like what Byakugan is and Neji was on about how sharigans were a bootleg Byakugan… …
You’re sure about that because I don’t remember Madara saying anything about him losing an eye (he’ll have a stroke ). I believe the only reason why Danzou lost eye(s) probably because his Izanagi was incomplete like Madara stated. The only thing Madara lost was his right arm (again) from this fight.
Makes sense. I say make Byuakugan immune to all genjutsu. Broken? Maybe. It would definitely help them keep up with Sharingan. Still not as good, but works to some degree.
Re-write one portion of the story - There’s no such thing as MS. Why? Because there wouldn’t be as much eye pew pew (or any) and background characters wouldn’t be fodder.
and that eye… that lost it’s light from the use of the jutsu, which is apparent in the chapter.
