Follow these simple steps:
[LIST=1]]Turn your hand so that your palm faces towards you, and the back of your hand faces away from you. ]Raise hand to your face and keep at a 45 degree angle.]Position GF about an arms length away from you. ]Swing hand outwards with tremendous force, making sure you target the right side of your GF’s face.
Lemme know how this works out for ya :tup:
Cryoh
September 24, 2010, 1:01am
42
GomuGomu:
Follow these simple steps:
[LIST=1]]Turn your hand so that your palm faces towards you, and the back of your hand faces away from you. ]Raise hand to your face and keep at a 45 degree angle.]Position GF about an arms length away from you. ]Swing hand outwards with tremendous force, making sure you target the right side of your GF’s face.
Lemme know how this works out for ya :tup:
How could you be so cruel?
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You forgot to give her step 5. ???, followed by step 6. Profit? :tup:
Stop random pausing while fighting Cammy, Chun-Li, C. Viper and Juri and they are in uncomfortable positions. And stop picking them too.
Lane
September 24, 2010, 1:49am
45
chop her up in your bathtub, and feed her to the dogs.
dildo her with your fight stick. maybe she will start feeling some sort of connection with it and start giving you a break
this is 2010, people should have tvs that they dont even use
rcaido
September 24, 2010, 2:13am
48
I probably have like 16 tvs in my house…OP tell your GF come over!
Grog
September 24, 2010, 2:19am
49
She’s just pissed you’re hogging the biggest stick in the house.
Sao
September 24, 2010, 3:16am
51
I swear I can not read through a thread without this douche bragging about how many tv’s he has. YO GUYS ITS CRAZY, I DON’T DO SHIT AND ADULTS JUST GIMME STUFF, DONT YOU THINK IM KEWL!?
Tanner
September 24, 2010, 3:32am
52
DropOff:
how many girls have I known that get upset when anyone else is doing something that doesn’t involved them.
I’ve lost a few good friends because I’m simply more interesting to talk to than their girlfriend and they get jealous. Then I start to hear shit like “Sorry man, I have to stay in tonight” or “Yeah man you can come over, my girls not home right now…” or “Maybe you should leave she’s freaking out over something”
If I was street fighter I’d ditch both your asses.
lol… I have a friend that always has to ask his wife for permission for everything and he isn’t allowed to have friends over when his wife is at home. do you think she asks him when her friends can come over? Hell no.
Do you think she asks when she can go fuck a real man? No.
Gandara:
Looks like it’s time for a new gf.
But seriously, it shouldn’t be that big of a deal. She was probably just mad at you about something else and decided to chew you out for your loud stick-touching. You may wish to stave against her onslaught of words and then counter with a quip about something she does that annoys you. If she’s feeling aggressive she’ll nag about something else you do, but just keep blocking. The best offense is a good defense, they say. When you find an opening in her ranting sneak in with a few jabs about her weight and try to hit-confirm into an ultra about how you think she’s taking up too much of your time and you need your space. With any luck she’ll run out of the room crying and you can consider it a victory. Otherwise, if she keeps trapping you in the corner you’ll win eventually with stalwart defense by time over when she falls asleep.
I’m seriously late to this thread
rcaido
September 24, 2010, 5:40am
57
Who the fuck are you? Why dont you & OP go back to the SSIV forum & jack each other off you poor jealous bastard!
Chachi
September 24, 2010, 6:21am
58
SSIV forum? I guess Guardcrush.net could use the extra traffic…
Sao
September 24, 2010, 6:26am
59
I’m definitely not poor, I work hard for my money. Wtf is this elementary school? Hitting me with the my parents are richer than your parents bullshit.
Nice avatar queer.
