No disrespect man, but you’re so full of yourself it’s not even funny. :tdown:
You’re still awesome as hell, but that ego is something else.
LoL man it’s just trash talk, calm down, I want people to actually show up…shhh
Matt
I’m calm man. Just make sure you keep the tape this time after the tourney. :pleased:
LOL definitely, I still haven’t gotten the tape or even any contact from the guy since talking to him about it last…
Matt
That Virginia bud must be some truly devastating stuff…
Just some final comments re: this whole sitch…
First, let’s all pause for a moment while Sham gets off Derrick’s cock…
[waiting]
ok…yeah Sham your buddy won the tournament. Props to him.
Attn: everyone on SRK - Derrick from VA won a NJ UMK3 tournament. yay! Good for him. Can he defeat NJ again though? I mean, c’mon…ask me to throw a dart at a dartboard, I may hit it dead-center…my next 99 throws though I may not even come close to the center, or I may miss the dartboard completely. (If you don’t understand this analogy btw, Sham, you must be far more stupid than I originally thought.) I don’t really care either if he played/practiced for 10 days or 10 minutes…he won, yet you (Sham) talk junk (on a message board no less…why didn’t you have the balls to confront me at ECC?) as though you are some super-MK player when in fact you’re an absolute joke in the game. Glad to hear you’re enjoying the N64 and Smash Bros too.
BTW…can’t resist…[Sham] you seem to be taking notes from Bill’s Tome of Transparent Trash Talk…“I don’t play this game anymore”…“I don’t care about this game”…“The sticks aren’t regulation”…“The moons are not properly aligned”…
Derrick - no ill-will towards you…n/p for allowing you to receive something you receive so much enjoyment from…Sham seems to think you’re some kinda grandmaster at the game…please show up to NEC5 and if you beat NJ again then, well, I won’t have much to say. You bested me once…can you do it again? Go ahead and try.
From sixtymhz:
I’d kill myself if someone played a game I played non stop for 10 years and they have played for 10 days.
Darick is the next peoples champ.
Esp. if Justin moves in.
Then it’s a wrap.
I’m glad I don’t have as much suicidal tendencies as you seem to have…if Derrick really is the next great champ he can prove it by showing up to NEC5 and schooling us all. And if the “Justin” you’re referring to Justin Wong bring him…if he thinks he can compete in UMK3 he’s more than welcome to enter the NEC5 tourney and prove himself.
In the event anyone is wondering why I am writing this it boils down to a few simple variables:
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As I have already stated I was nothing but polite and respectful to everyone at ECC…this clown Sham didn’t have the balls to say anything to me face-to-face at the tournament but was more than willing to do so behind his monitor, saying I suck etc. as if I care about his opinion. The fact that he (Sham) is laughably awful in the game makes the sitch all the more sad
and amusing. -
Again, Derrick won…Sham has reminded us of this many, many times…if Derrick is so good then he should have no trouble beating us all again. Bottom line, if any one person concludes from a single match/event some grand absolute truth said person is a fool, plain and simple.
Please show up at NEC5 Sham…grow some balls and if you think I suck tell me to my face. I will tell you here, and to your face if I ever see you again - “You’re nothing in UMK3, and your Human Smoke is a joke.”
-rh
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Sarcasm.
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Justin Wong doesn’t play anymore. If he does, he doesn’t care to. School and women are more important to him now. Goto his homepage for proof.
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I hope Derrick goes to NEC5. I agree with the whole Dart board thing, but Derrick isn’t just some fluke. He is a Pro Gamer. He is good in ALL games, not just UMK3. :tup:
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And I suck at UMK3 :pleased: But I love the game to death. :tup:
And Prophet, will you have my babies?
**Posted by sixtymhz:
- Sarcasm.**
I know…same here…it’s all good.
2) Justin Wong doesn’t play anymore. If he does, he doesn’t care to. School and women are more important to him now. Goto his homepage for proof.
Well if he did (play UMK3 at NEC5) he would get schooled. I can relate on the women part…not so much school though… 
3) I hope Derrick goes to NEC5. I agree with the whole Dart board thing, but Derrick isn’t just some fluke. He is a Pro Gamer. He is good in ALL games, not just UMK3.
I hope he goes to NEC5 too (BTW the dart board analogy was meant more for Sham, who for whatever reason thinks Derrick is The 2nd Coming Of Christ In UMK3.) I have never said/nor implied Derrick is/was a fluke…nor do I dispute his overall skillz. (I suppose this would be a good time to point out I beat him many matches prior to the tournament…)
My point is this - if Derrick truly is a UMK3 God he can come to NEC5, school us all, and prove once and for all that he is tops in UMK3. If that happens (it won’t) then I won’t have much more to say…but for him to win one tournament, at one event, and then have some fool who placed DEAD LAST come onto these forums and start talking trash is just stupid.
4)And I suck at UMK3. But I love the game to death.
And Prophet, will you have my babies?
If you’re hot and sexy like Hilary Duff, yeah…I’ll school ya in UMK3 then in the bedroom… :tup:
BTW - my money would go on ST Barlog. :xeye:
MKD is complete fucking trash.
BRC owns the ever living fuck out of the whole game. Dairou is a close second.
Worst game ever. Thanks Boon you faggot!
http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/forum/showmessage.cds?id=33523
How in the world does BRC own the game when Shujinko has an easy 87% kombo off a simple launcher, and the step-infinite? (I am confused)
BTW again at NEC5 both Shujinko and all step-infinites will be banned from the MKD tournament.
USMCOgre - is there a reason I should ban BRC, putting aside his easy step-infinite?
I wouldn’t go so far as to ban any character, but it’s IMPOSSIBLE to get close to BRC in his weapon stance. His U4 stops everything, and his F3 on hit guarantes a throw into a easy 50% combo. He is definitly the best character, with Dairou a close second. Shujinko has no chance in hell of getting in on BRC or Dairou. I’ll go more into it later if you want, but I’m at work right now.
Aight…this post is a Sham/Darick presentation…we both are typing here…so please follow along…
1st thing…Prophet…lets get 1 thing straight…politeness is nice and all, I prefer the truth…and for your little comment on me not having the balls to say something to your face…I’m pretty well known on the EC…calm the fuck down…dont think for 1 second…that you can kick MY ass…I’m pretty easy to find, just in case you dont believe me.
Next up, you suck. Its ok…games arent that important…You’re right…I finished in last place at ECC…I lost to Julian close in 1st round…then some guy I dont remember, played Ermac…went invisible when I threw him outta a teleport. I would be upset about that…but 1 thing…I dont play the game, I dont claim to be good…I just claim you suck…I went to ECC for Marvel 2 and to bullshit w/my peeps. You went b/c somewhere in your head…you think you’re good. But on the real…You and EWAshock…stop making shit up…neither of you beat me in casual, you both know that you lost to me…we got mad people that watched it…Me/Darick were laughing at you B/C we both know I suck. If you cant beat me…what makes you think you can beat Darick or Bill? And Justin would beat you in pretty much anything he felt like…Oh yeah…its pretty funny that this “Truth tape” somehow manages to disappear. You guys are trash…and this is THE ONLY GAME YOU PLAY…jesus…you cant even beat Julian. Here’s Darick.
Holy fucking shit… I cannot believe that you guys get all fired up from what sham has told you guys… You guys are some pretty sore losers when it comes down to a game that is fucking completely trash… Fuck guys… what the fuck is wrong with yall… i dont give a shit about props or whatever… i dont need that shit…i was just there to have some fucking fun and to use my boot-leg tactics that i knew would work on u fucking noobs… Yea thats right… i dont have a best character either… and i fucking dont give a crap… Its fucking amazing isnt it? THATS FUCKING RIGHT…
IM FUCKING OUTTA HERE… PEACE N GG BITCHES
God fucking learn what an ellipsis is for, you fucking moron. I know using … looks like your speaking intellgently and not like a belligerent jackass, but really shut the fuck up and use spaces.
The frequent use of “…” is an obvious sign of someone who doesn’t know what to say, and also the sign of a liar.
Two points:
- Sham, close matches my ass, Julian destroyed you, it’s on tape:
http://www.darktemplarz.com/umk3matchvids/ecc9/shamvsjulianr.wmv
If connecting two throws is “close” then I guess you are right.
I have it on the internet, Human Smoke vs Sub, and then it’s funny cause Julian’s Sub couldn’t beat my Human Smoke in the last matches we played so he went with a different character and lucked out. You were owned, and if the game didn’t matter to you, you wouldn’t post.
- You lied again because you never beat the Prophet, and you started complaining to me about the sticks when you were losing over and over, said I wasn’t as good as Bill, and that if we were on “good sticks” it was either “I’d be kicking you ass right now” or “I wouldn’t be losing this bad right now”, something to that effect, either way, you suck, and somehow both you and Darick are not as good as Bill, and I kick Bill’s ass, as does the Prophet.
Being well known on the EC for lying is a dubious honor if there ever was one. Just stop lying bro, it’s insulting to everyone. When you have nothing to say, just don’t say anything, don’t make up a whole reply to save face. You yelled that shit to us when you were standing with a bunch of friends, I ignored you, Prophet didn’t even hear you. Someone who is so delusional to think that losing = winning is ridiculous.
Trash talk is one thing, blatantly lying about something that actually happened is another. All we ask is people show up and play.
Darick you used the best character to secure the tournament.
if you ban shujinko then hotaro should also be banned. I have made up my mind that hotaro should be banned as well. And while we’re at it. Liu Kang is a cheap mother fucker too. So he should not be in there either. And Tanya???
[snipped Derrick and Sham’s nonsense]
Wow…the two of you must be smoking Bill’s stash; must be some devastating stuff too. (Virginia must be the hotspot for revisionist history)
Sham - congratulations again on finishing dead last at the ECC tournament…yet I suck. My mind is still struggling to comprehend such blatant stupidity coming from a single person. (Re: the “kick my ass” statement - GROW UP; I’m not gonna come “find” you anywhere - this isn’t high school)
Derrick - we knew you and your buddy would enjoy the N64 and Smash Bros. Far be it for us to deprive someone of something that brings so much enjoyment. If we ever play again I’ll have to remind myself to play serious; I forget sometimes. Props to ya man, props, mad props to your skillz - enjoy the N64! :encore:
I don’t really care if either of you come to NEC5…according to your fallacy-ridden dartboard logic Derrick owns NJ in UMK3 forever…think what you wish. It doesn’t matter.
To all NEC5 UMK3 players - watch out for those Virginia guys! They’ll beat you down real bad…and if they lose they’ll just say they beat you down real bad anyway (this is called a Bill-ism.) ~Transparent trash talk~
I’ve wasted enough of my time with this nonsense…have the final word if you want…come to NEC5 and get your asses handed to you. (I’ll play for real this time, I promise!!!)
Remember - it’s ok to be afraid.
$100 (this applies to the first person to accept the bet) says EWAShock vs Sham - Human Smoke vs Human Smoke - First to 20 Wins - Sham gets slaughtered (ie loses.)
$100 (this applies to the first person to accept the bet) says EWAShock vs Derrick - Human Smoke vs [whatever character Derrick decides to lose with] - First to 20 wins - Derrick gets his ass handed to him (ie loses.)
$100 (this applies to the first person to accept the bet) says EWAShock vs the self-proclaimed Phantom UMK3 World Champion Bill from VA (if he has the balls to even show up) - Human Smoke vs [whatever character Bill chooses to get his ass kicked with] - First to 20 wins - Bill, once again, loses and gets exposed for the joke he is and always has been.
GGPO bitches
die die die!!! :lame:
:devil:
Almost as much drama as MvC2.
LOL @ Bill-ism, I pick B-Sakura, that means her properties are she can’t lose even if she doesn’t win.
Is “It’s ok to be afraid” your catch phrase this year?
Matt
Good idea, put some money on these matches.
BET IT. BET IT. BET IT.
lol, this thread is mad funny. LOL at USMCOgre’s post on the MK forums, that was a good read 
this guy is the truth
he once tried to kill me with a ketchup bottle in a restaurant by port authority cause i ordered out of place (it was his turn to order but i ordered instead)