RESURRECTION
so I’m actually updating this right now, though my space is down (stupid credit card payment crap, it’ll be back up early next week). Just found a few new good ones. And I’m too lazy to get back to who said it, but Yun’s “Slap the condom on!” is absolutely CLASSIC. At my house, beating someone with Yun is now referred to as Slapping the Condom On.
RiceBarrel !
Geese doing a tech roll in Neo Wave: Nut bag!
Ryu’s tatsumaki in 3rd Strike
Actual: Tatsumaki senpuu kyaku
Heard: I had sex at boot camp!
Yes! I was going to post that one as well.
Robo Ky, When activating detonation super: “Let’s go homies.”
Since there are three different voice sets per chararacter though, sometimes it’s hard to hear specific ones.
SF 2 CE : Ryu hurricane kick = I WANT SOME FRUIT CAKE !
Yun victory (I believe) “Exacto mon’!”, and “BLAH!”
Vega’s (maybe this IS what he says?) flip kick super (CvS2) “Wipeout!”
These are always hilarious 
Here are a few of mine, I have plenty and will post more as I remember them.
Super SF2
-Guile
Actual: Sonic Boom!
Heard: Atomic Food!
Actual: (?) (His noise upon being KO’ed)
Heard: Poop on! Poop on! Poop on!
-Honda
Actual: Dosukoi!
Heard: Dough strike!
Actual: (?) (Vocalization during his throw and his butt slam special move)
Heard: DANGIT!!
-Sagat
Actual: Tiger KNEE!
Heard: Tiger PEE!
-Dhalsim
Actual: Yoga! Yoga! Yoga! Yoga! Yoga!..etc. (Yoga Noogie)
Heard: Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!..etc.
Classic SF2
-Sagat
Actual: Tiger!
Heard: Pie verb!
Actual: Tiger! Uppercut!
Heard: Pie verb! Leprechaun!
-Ryu/Ken
Actual: Tastumakisenpuukyaku!
Heard: She-fights-up-baroo-ket!
SF Alpha
-Sagat
Actual: Tiger, Uppercut!
Heard: Tiger, Apaga!
Actual: Tigerrrr… RAID!
Heard: Tigoooreee… RAISE!
LMAO
Japanese often mispronounce “th” as an “s” sound, which makes Geese sound like he’s saying:
Geese (CvS2): You cannot escape…prom dress
Others:
Guile: Rice Barrel
Cammy: Gaylord crusher!
What does Gill say during both his angel and meteor super?
angel super
let me be the blesser/healer of all souls
meteor shower :
you will meet death ??
SFA 3 whe nGuile fights at the start it always sound like hes saying
“So, your breasts?”
He actually says (i think) Do your best.
Used to think “Wariku Omona” was “What a cool move” (Guy SFA)
Mai Shiranui says (in all of the KOF games and vs. games I’ve seen her in so far) “Nippon Ichi” (the New jersey-thingie). I means “Japan #1”. It might also be “Nippon (no) Ichi” (Japan’s #1).
In Guilty Gear, I always think Ky’s shouting “Coconut” during several of his moves.
Chun Li’s Spinning Bird Kick in SF2: "Ginzeng Kick!"
Her Kikouken (or whatever that fireball is called): “Schwoken!” or “'K, go Ken!”
Ibuki says “Evil Ken, heads up!” during her non 3rd strike intros. She also says “Eh, vato?” during her orange ball super. Where did she learn Spanish?
Geese has a win pose in CVS where he says “You awake?”
Silver Samurai super: “You da man, Sentinel!”
Ken’s alpha super start ups sound like “Tickle this!”
Vega in Street Fighter 2
He Yodels something but I swear he is saying one of these
Dude looks like a lady
You look like a lady
You fight like a lady
I look like a lady
Guile, SFA3: “SON-ic…TOEJAM!!!”
geese cvs2
u cannot escape… warm breasts.
What about the game itself mispronouncing stuff? The lame Super Turbo announcer on Balrog’s victories…“BARLOG WINS!!”