Y’all should be happy that Million comes on here and vents his frustrations/posts about his fetishes here, rather than having no outlet, allowing all that frustration to build, and then snaps on someone.
I’d hate to see that guy on the news one day. SRK just isn’t SRK without our lovable creep…
**Masturbaters ** lube up
Don’t lump me with fishjie, I consider him far worse than Million. fishjie is some Asian nerd loser that could never get a girl to have sex with him, and had to hire prostitutes. He tries to convince everyone that somehow hiring a prostitute is “normal” but preferring a female body part is “weird” when pretty much every man and even women have preferences on body parts and fetishes are extremely common. fishjie is the ultimate walking societal cliche. He will always spout off what he thinks is the proper general societal common view. That is because he was a social outcast his entire life so now he overcompensates.
Whereas if I ever met Million in person we’d probably have a few drinks and I’d listen to his stories, if I ever saw fishjie I would just beat him to a pulp for being such a loser. Something about self righteous nerds has the capacity of annoying me. In fact, when I last spoke to fishjie over AIM, some many years ago, he was busy trying to make racist jokes iirc, and I threatened to find him and kick his ass, at which point fishjie just begged off and pleaded I never meet him in person. I don’t make stuff up. Meanwhile whenever I spoke to Million on AIM, he seemed pretty normal. The irony is that you people are fooled at their SRK personas, where they flip around. fishjie exhibits pretty much all the things he claims he hates Million for, probably out of self loathing.
As for raz0r, I am aware of him and outside of when he gets annoying with his trolling on here I don’t really have a feeling one way or the other. I know he is in NYC somewhere and he never stops running his mouth, and that he is Hispanic. Apparently he sleeps with a lot of models. At first I thought he must be Black but I was informed otherwise.
Deuces bitches
I would call you all naive to think this would make you happy, but its probably closer to retardation.
News flash: These devices are being built to liberate you. They are being built to ENSLAVE you.
You are quite literally letting corporations grab you by the balls.
Oh sure, you see the cute girls and you enjoy a few cyber orgies, then things start to get funny. Oh whoops, we were hacked and had to show you all that gay porn and forcibly make you ejaculate all those times. Oh sorry, there was a breach of security and you had to mate with the Lizard Queen. T
WELL GUESS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T PAY THE SEX TAX?
That’s right, Indian dick burns.
GUESS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T VOTE FOR THE RIGHT (READ: REPTILIAN) CANDIDATE IN THE “ELECTION”?
CASTRATION.
The end is nigh indeed.
For all the weirdness that Million posts, as long as he vents himself on here in a healthy way I have no real problems with it. Million is like the id. He literally says whatever is on his mind. And in my own way I respect him for that. Sure he’s creepy, but he’s also often very funny too. He says the things that a lot of people think but few express.
So just like every town has a drunk, every forum has their creep (and SRK has a few…). Million is our creep. And it certainly wouldn’t be same SRK without him.
Kromo, I can only imagine what lies hidden in your search history.
Idk @serpent, I’m not sure if you could take @fishjie unless your punches pack at least 1.21 gigawatts and could some how transport him back to his childhood ala a combination of the Archie Slap ™ and a trash powered Deloreon…
Also if we meet irl we would drink and act crazy in public and make fun of @Raz0r for dressing like a Suicide Girl and wearing girdles while we fucked his model girlfriends in front of him. Then we would high five each other while dick-cobbing his girl as he sat on a dresser doing the gargoyle.
Exactly. wow I agree with Matriarch on something… I must be going soft…
Million is the most honest person I’ve ever seen*(if his rantings are not some elaborate, long-running troll)*… He tells it like it is always; Good, bad, or creepy, he keeps it real.
Ironically, if more people were as brutally honest with themselves and each other as Million is, Relationships would be stronger–
Marriage would actually mean something again, and people would stop posing; Trying to look cool by shitting on someone else’s beliefs/opinions to make themselves look and feel better.
We should all strive to be more like… Million?!
I’d put down $50 on fishjie for Fishjie vs. Serpent at EVO.
I always tell people alcohol makes everything fun. It’s almost impossible to have a bad time with alcohol.
However I was recently informed of very frightening information. Apparently when you get older your body can no longer process alcohol. It makes you sick or something. Whoever figures out how to preserve the full function of your liver no matter if you’re aging should and will become very rich. That person will likely have just created world peace. Old fucks that can’t drink, or those batshit religious zealots who refuse to, are the source of most of the world’s problems.
^All of you know damn well all the freaky deaky shit you think up on a daily basis, but never say…
Hell some of you say that shit on this very site-- Talking about drinking dirty bathwater of random hot broads and taking it up the butt for a few thousand dollars… People in glass houses, after all…
Is this really the thread to be pointing out how slippery things are?
:tup:
This was embarrassing to read.
whats even creepier than Millions posts now is going in the archives and finding posts of his from like 01 where he actually *talked about Marvel!!!