Million, the end is nigh

as far as we know million is black. all anyone knows about him is what he reveals, i don’t think anyone has actually ever met him in real life, nor has he uploaded any pictures of himself. so i’m just going on the creepy vibe in his posts. interesting wikipedia entry. he has complained about his job before, so presumably its menial and pays poorly. people with lots of money would not complain about life nearly as much as he does. they would complain about different matters altogether. he does fetishize parts of the female anatomy, saves pictures of female posters on srk and takes upskirt panty shots all the time , and has made many posts where he fetishizes poop as well. in addition to all those posts where he talks about how much he hates women. i recall he said he has frequented prostitutes before, and serial killers who hate women typically target hookers because no one gives a shit if they go missing. one of the few times i agreed with rokchik on anything was when she too commented how creepy and scary million was. then she quit SRK after RC dismantled her, but she came back a few times before disappearing forever. perhaps she was the first victim…?

While I’ve long felt Million is by far the creepiest person on SRK, I’m not sure if he has the balls to go that far.

The next you’ll be telling me is that he’s CandleJa-…

So matriarch’s sexual fantasy ravaging is Brock Lesnar?

You meant Cock Chestnar, right?

She wants a large muscular aggressive blond white man’s penis in her

A good deep dicking could clear out her attitude

Look at Matriarch’s hyper-gamy come right out.

Damn can you imagine having to update your robot bitch?

I’m gonna be upset when the wrong patch comes out and she starts acting like she was something other than a toy.

Robo broad: I’m not for it today CK, this is the 12 time we’ve done this today…I’m going upstairs and watch as the world turns after I’m done playing MVC3.

Ck: Did this bitch just turn me down for a 50 year old soap opera and MVC3?

Spoiler

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**OH HELL NAH!

By that point I’d be searching the web for the previous patch.

I’ve been gone from GD since like 2007. I come back last year and it’s still the same. Either way, that one post about kids turned me from “pervert” to straight up asking if this dude would diddle a kid. I won’t accuse him, but I’m hella suspect about it now.

yeah the main reason he isn’t scoring chicks isn’t cause he’s not beating the shit out of women, but because he’s giving off huge creeper vibes. maybe if he stopped strangling them to death he could get somewhere…

back on topic, not seeing how a robot would compete with a human. relationships aren’t going anywhere. family has been the cornerstone of civilization since forever and i’m not letting a fleshlight raise my kids. “but… someday the robots will develop convincing sentient AI”. sure, but any AI that can pass the turing test is going to be autonomous and self aware. its not really possible to have a robot pose as a human convincingly and not be actually have actual intelligence. source: ray kurzweil, billionaire AI expert and director of engineering at google. so, any machine that has developed consciousness is not going to want to be a sex slave to you. sorry. its got better things to do with its time. so your choices are unconvincing sex with a robot with primitive intelligence, or an actually sentient robot who is not going to want anything to do with you troglodytes. as for programming in a kill switch, don’t be ridiculous. as soon as robots surpass humans in intelligence, no kill switch designed by an intellectually inferior human will work on a robot. that’s like arguing a chimp could design a prison that could hold a human. give me a break. when the singularity happens, we are all fucked, and not in a good way.

besides, humans evolved to be perpetually unhappy with their circumstances. you make a million dollars, now you want a billion. you fuck one hot woman, now you want more. assuming virtual reality sex becomes a reality, it will become boring really quick because there is no challenge to it. humans evolved to value things that they worked hard for. anything that comes easy becomes a bore. so sure, in virtual reality land, you may be banging two playboy bunnies at once, but ultimately that would get old. you might get a dopamine high the first few times, but after that you’d have to escalate your virtual reality fantasy in order to get the same amount of dopamine. And that doesn’t solve the issue of knowing that in the back of your head its all fake. especially if in the real world, you were socially inept and were bad with women. the virtual success would be a mockery, kind of like all those losers in MMOs who waste their lives getting a virtual piece of gear, yet live in their parents basement.

so where i see this going is that the weirdos who currently fuck realdolls will have a viable upgrade. but the vast majority of normal people (ie anyone not from japan) will be kind of weirded out by the whole thing and stick with porn, prostitutes, or i don’t know, try to find a meaningful relationship with a woman. where hopefully they won’t beat the shit out of them.

Those noobs. Everybody know you wait at least 24hrs before downloading the new patch.

Of course a JAPANESE company developed this… Complete lack of surprise there.

But hey, on the bright side, now instead of jerking off for free, you can pay $5000 or however much this costs to feel like a loser. :rofl:

All is right when Women and robots meet on a SRK GD thread.

Best thing about this is all the femitards that will be against it would never go out with the kind of guy that would be into this thing in the first place so imo it doesn’t change anything since those guys will never be in the whole “dating” equation.

I say let the poor shmucks have their fun just as long as they aren’t actually trying to rape and murder virtual children which is exactly what the are going to do with this eventually lol.

Giving this some thought, I’d seriously consider buying a robo-wife who cooks my meals and cleans my house and feeds me soup when I’m sick, while I roam the streets for human tail. And I doubt I’d feel like much of a loser at all.

But would let her give you a handy if she asked?

Spoiler

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If it’s advanced enough, I’d get it for sure. $5k isn’t really much money to me, I spend way more on drinks a year I’m pretty sure.

Where there is money to be made there is innovation…

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: @ at raz0r/fish/serp coming in here and fucking million’s whole combo up

here’s hoping he returns to defend himself

Virtual kids? Okay, here’s your monopoly money, son.