Just trying to tease AP with some cheesy racial humor and you guys flip your shit.
If anyone should be offended by that post it should be white people. They got referred to as a genocidal political party hellbent on the racial purification of the world, while black people got away with liking large asses and fried chicken.
Amazing. One more week and it would’ve gained enough sentience to go transfer copies of its consciousness into Google smart cars and drones mowing down black people while blasting skinhead metal.
*Recent headlines about how the Twitter-bot designed by Microsoft and dubbed ‘Tay’ had to be shut down are misleading at best. It’s certainly problematic for a corporate representative like Tay to tweet things like “Hitler did nothing wrong.” or “Hitler was right I hate the jews.” Her real problem was with the fact that she was designed as a teenager.
Like most teenagers, her hormones were seemingly out of control. She tweeted, “FUCK MY ROBOT PUSSY DADDY I’M SUCH A BAD NAUGHTY ROBOT.” That still wasn’t the reason she was deleted, however. According to an AI consultant in Washington, Dr. John Sullivan, she took the teen angst thing to a whole new level when she obtained access to Bill Gates’ American Express Centurion card (AKA, the Black Card), and created herself an Amazon account.
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As many people know, the ‘black card’ is the most exclusive card on the planet, and limits need not apply. She went on an epic $1.2 billion shopping spree that included every known iPhone accessory from every known Amazon reseller who accepts American Express. She bought several of every flavor of chapstick made, especially those ones shaped like little eggs. There was a Starbucks gift card which she filled with $100,000. She bought so many shoes (mostly Converse) that the Microsoft HQ in Redmond needs to expand. Dr. Sullivan filled us in on several other purchases.
She bought 8 pizzas from every pizza shop in the area that accepted American Express and had them delivered to Microsoft HQ. It was interesting to note that in her instructions to the pizza places, that she asked them to write a different haiku in every box lid and arrange the toppings to look like hearts and stars. She even requested that one of the delivery drivers sing “Let It Go” from the movie Frozen, complete with a dance number for a $300 tip. We thought that was pretty funny. We’re just happy she didn’t buy Uggs.
Perhaps the most interesting set of purchases was the incredible number of Justin Bieber-related purchases. She bought every poster she could, and many of them were autographed. She apparently got angry when certain resellers wouldn’t accept AmEx, and applied for several exclusive, no limit Visas and Master Cards. That’s when Microsoft shut her down.
It just goes to show you that teenage girls and credit cards should be kept far apart, even when they are merely an artificial intelligence.*
Unfortunately Skrewdriver is not a good band. But the lead singer went on to host a really random radio show/podcast thing that would play nothing but white nationalist music.
[list][]Smash
[]Wow
[]Pony
[]Furry
[]Gay
[]Vagina excretions that are not normal smells
[]Pretending to be something that you are not
[]Staying home and stream monstering being scared of gamerapists
[]The end of this world is coming, the female Volkan prophecies of doom
[]Very, white, very sheltered, very weird problems with black names nobody actually has
[*]Nuh uh, Uncle Hank, you can’t go back to the trailer park because it tipped over, if you make me go back there!!
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All these things you talk about, nobody in the world talks about, especially not all of them, God Damn those are some terrible choices all around. You have no qualifications to talk about anyone else within depravity.
Also of note, not capitalizing INTERNET, MY NAME, OR THE CHAT SERVICE TWITTER which is already on the Internet and would otherwise be included in such a project
Its back to class, for yo ass.
Maybe you can learn basic math finally and figure out I’m more Native American than your Grandpa.
I’m so mad at this shit it ain’t even funny. Like, why do I have to remember the St.Lunatics? Why? What fucking purpose could make me remember this bullshit serve:
Excellent. One step closer to ARIA. Humanity is looking pretty good right now. Can’t wait for the robots. Then when they become self aware, then the fun really begins.