Metal Gear SOLID Thread: Snake? SNAAAAKE!

Finished mission 14.

Got all the prisoners first…then got the interpreter.

I didn’t wait for the convos.

May fire all my E and D Rank staff soon…

That ‘event’ that’s going on right now with FOB Mode?

DO NOT infiltrate Mosquito’s Combat Platform. I REPEAT: DO NOT.

Fucking bitch ass motherfucker is glitched. Soldiers will spot you through the walls of the 1st platform. Wasn’t sure
at first, but after 3Xs of checking—yeah, spotted every soldier on the platform then made my way to the goal
2 different ways where I could SEE the soldiers behind multiple structures—didn’t matter—boom, alarm.

Blue ghost bodies looking at me through the main building.

Konami—you’re a fucking joke.

~K.

dem sandstorm guards are the funniest

nigga…I shot from nowhere with a silencer and the guard know exactly where it was fired from. IN THE FUCKING SANDSTORM LOL.

The worst is when one of their homies opens a door and they don’t pay any attention, yet when you open a door they somehow get all fucking paranoid and have to check it out. HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW

takes roughly 20 minutes to join a damn match

EAT MY ASS KONAMI

Asshole Bounty Hunter loadout:
Tranq pistol
Stun Grenades
FULTON+ Level 2

Run around abusing your S Rank mobility by dive spearing into people, sprinting and diving out of all enemy encounters, CQC slams, and stun grenading people. Fulton every person you stun.

24 stuns, 12 fultons, 10 deaths, 10000points. One round.

Did that load out on a second game, from the very beginning this time

45 stuns and 20 fultons, then the host ragequit lmaooooooo

It was a bigger ticket game though. like 70 per team

and i get hit with that invisible “puppy trap”. its not actually there but I am stuck anyway…

fuck you konami…die plz

I got shot with a…fulton gun…and thats it…fulton my ass outta there

this game :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

sleep nade in tsne/dagger doesn’t mean JACK SHIT. this nigga just covered his eyes and ran right through my smoke. I predicted someone will be there and tossed a perfectly placed smoke/sleep grenade. yeah…just run through it :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: it was the same animation when you cover your eyes and get close to pick up chopper :rofl:

I can’t stop laughing. comedy gold right here.

10K points!? DAYUM. That’d help level up my LV.6-8 soldiers. >_<

~K.

if I were to say anything good about mgo3…the graphics are swagged out…camp omega looks good…almost makes me wanna get GZ for ps4(I played it on ps3). music is alright too I guess.

nothing else…

Snake’s reactions are better than playing the game

I am gonna point out all the dumb shits I notice :rofl: because this is comedy goldmine

ready to buy this ps4 because no way in hell konami is getting another penny from me

I dont remember what I got experience wise. My scoreboard total was a little over 10000 for just one round though

Getting pretty sick of these teleporting chokeholds though.

Got spotted in Cloak and dagger. Get behind cover, enemy starts running at me.
Camo comes back, "Oh shit I’m gonna go the other way check these mad jukes!"
Go around, full on sprint to the disc. I’m homefree.
Jump back about 30 feet. Throat gets slit.

Fuck that

and…I start a tdm match with stealth. I don’t actually have it. I am just invisible for no apparent reason. great programming.

please gods put in region matchmaking

snaaaake having a terrible time is hilarious

also people stealing kills is whack, I’m trying to fulton this dude and some asshole comes and shoots him and then runs off which is why I usually stay solo if its command ill just camp at a station, if you know the layouts of the maps its pretty free for kills

with a majority of people on mgo, niggas aren’t guarding their FOBs, free resources all day :bee:

I steal every-fucking-kill :rofl:

wanna do something about it? you can’t because there is no option to kick anyone :rofl:

wanna type something in and insult me? you cant nigga…no text chat :rofl:

wanna kick me from clan for kill stealing? there is no fucking clan :rofl:

please tell me what do you do? i have the same issue that you i never could connect always error 10012 i try to delete de game and downloaded again but dindt work ,sorry for bad english i apreciate if you could anwerme what exactly you do?