Metal Gear SOLID Thread: Snake? SNAAAAKE!

You cant really get a good grip on the series based on Ground Zeroes alone. So much context is missing. Additionally you never had to use the old control scheme, get through any boss fights, or been punished for your kill count late in the game. Or had an in-game character read your memory card back to you. Or fooling highly trained adult soldiers by walking around in a cardboard box.

Ground Zeroes is nothing but a teaser. Made to make you wonder what these shiny new graphics and the old charm of previous games are capable of together.

SOOOOOOOON :looney:

MGS1 & 2 story run:

Anyone down for some Peace Walker later today?

If you got it on the master race PS3 I’ll play a little.

But of course.

I’ll be home in like, 35 minutes. If I see you on I’ll hit you up.

*♫ When titties divide!

I will caress…the nipples within my hands!

How can I eeever stop sucking on those amazing breasts?

Let me guide, your bare hands, through my special area.

Can you feel the intense throbbbing of my laaaarge snake? ♪ *

Sing along y’all!

We got our ohnFiddle emote finally!!! Our stream monster prayers have been answered.
Thank you based uKnighted/DRK/ThreeDogg :smokin

wow.

a month later, only ONE GUY got that joke. SMH.

i guess the rest of you are still lost in a dream…

I actually clicked to see where that quote was from and it’s a good number of pages back. Continuing that joke is like making a harlem shake video in 2014

Whens mgo

Never. :party:

Looks like you’ll be able to play all the console exclusive missions soon.

meh the dlc the xbox got was crap anyway, not really fussed about this one lol

What’s up guys, so this weekend ima go to the swap meet to get a soccer jersey with the name “Shalashaska.” Kudos if you guessed the Russian jersey.

But, I’m not sure what number to put on it? I figured I should do something metal gear related but I have no clue on that part.

3

The number of revolvers that Ocelot can juggle.

1

The amount he could hold after Cyborg Ninja tuned his ass up

0

Everything goes back to zero

Nice catch. I was at first looking for something that encompassed metal gear, especially mgs1 or something. but those are neat ideas

the number six as in a six-shooter would probably be suitable.

You are all scrubs.

14015 is the correct number. IDGAF that it’s 5 digits.

Replace “CD case” with “jersey” or “shirt.”

You bustas call yourselves MGS fans… SMH