Mermaids? Fact or Friction?

[Black_Jesus]

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Reverse-mermaid for me homie. You don’t ever have to listen to her talk and you could hold her head underwater while you hit it doggy. Also, when you’re bored and you want to leave you get to do this:

the best part

Spoiler

fuck her in the gills until she dies.

[Ben_Perkins]

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http://www.mohammadi.ca/media/1/20070803-mermaidChoice.jpg

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Oh god havin’ them GYO flashbacks now

[Combo_Knight]

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Plan A please I think that’s the optimum choice for me. I prefer to look at something of beauty…Even if the one prized orifice doesn’t exist I still have her mouth, Right? Maybe she’ll be a good singer…

However here is my question…If I take my shamshir, and Filet her and cook her over a fire does that make me a cannibal?

[PozerWoIf]

Mermaids,

Not as sexy as horses.

[Nini_Heart]

Copy pasta from an expert on mermaid anatomy

                             Mermaid Anatomy
           (author's name withheld on request)

Steve’s note: Someone tried to solve the age old question, “How do merfolk
reproduce?”, from an analytical standpoint. Rated PG. Kids, you may
want to skip to some Top Ten lists.

Introduction

Mermaids are humans from the waist up, but fishes from the waist down. The
boundary between the human area and fish area happens in the pelvis; this area
is part human-part fish (the outside of this area is fish). Areas above the
pelvis are human, and areas below the pelvis are fish.

How mermaids breathe

Mermaids have gills similar to that of fishes. This enables them to breathe
underwater. However, they can also breathe surface air for extended periods of
time (some fishes can do this too). They do have to keep their gills moist
however; the moisture supports the gills, which collapse without it. Mermaids
to have an ability to retrieve moisture from the air somewhat for this purpose;
consequently they only need to drink water slightly more often than humans do.
Mermaids’ skin is also able to tolerate being constantly wet (stay in the sea
a few days and see what happens to your skin). These are the only aspects of
mermaids’ upper bodies which are different from humans.

Mermaid tails

Mermaid tails are fish tails. Even though mermaids are warm-blooded, their
tails are still cold-blooded. Their tails need moisture regularly to maintain
integrity (just like fish tails do), especially the scales. However, a mermaid
can stay out of water (in a humid area) for up to twelve hours (depends on the
mermaid) without loosing tail integrity (in the episode “Metal Fish” at the end
of the episode Ariel sat on a rock looking out into the distant horizon from
afternoon until evening).

How mermaids reproduce

Females have human internal reproduction organs; however the vagina is slightly
shorter, and the common urogenital opening (the urethra merges with the vaginal
canal near the opening) is at the front. The opening can stretch as much as a
human vaginal opening; mermaid babies are born live (as opposed to hatched from
eggs). A clitoris (which is the same color as the tail) is slightly below the
urogenital opening, and an anus is above the urogenital opening. Mermaid
vaginas are slightly smaller than human ones (since male mermaid penises are
smaller, explained below), so they tend to be more sexually satisfying to human
males.

Males do have a penis, but it is almost as small as a human female clitoris and
is the same color as the tail; it is hardly visible (this is the only plausible
explanation to why no one has ever seen a penis on any of the male mermaids).
It is used for urination, as well as sexual intercourse. The testicles are
inside the tail, as opposed to the pelvis, since they require a slightly lower
temperature to function properly (the human and pelvis part is warm-blooded,
but the tail is cold-blooded). The anus is above the penis.

TLDR, you can smash.

[Black_Jesus]

Plan A please I think that’s the optimum choice for me. I prefer to look at something of beauty…Even if the one prized orifice doesn’t exist I still have her mouth, Right? Maybe she’ll be a good singer…

However here is my question…If I take my shamshir, and Filet her and cook her over a fire does that make me a cannibal?

Fuck that. I’m not dealing with that “not tonight, I have a headache” bullshit. Plus, she’ll probably just lay eggs and expect you to jack off on them. I’ll take the one with no arms that can’t fight back or scream for help and greet her with a fistful of rape every morning.

[Combo_Knight]

Copy pasta from an expert on mermaid anatomy

TLDR, you can smash.

I like Diagrams Please

[xlxlxlxl]

Uh…where’s the vagina?

I never understood the allure of mermaids. Blowjob’s and titty fucks are great and all, but at the end of the day, you’re dealing with half a woman. Not only that, but their are a lot of other logistical issues to address.

If I caught a mermaid, I’d throw her right back (after taking some photos).

Maybe the’re on that Ariel shit and can turn their tails into legs. A while back, someone with a foot fetish in the lounge posted about how soft a mermaid’s feet would feel.

I’m surprised nobody’s posted this yet

Edit: I need to start refreshing pages before I post.

[Cryoh]

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http://www.mohammadi.ca/media/1/20070803-mermaidChoice.jpg

Reverse-mermaid for me homie. You don’t ever have to listen to her talk and you could hold her head underwater while you hit it doggy. Also, when you’re bored and you want to leave you get to do this:

the best part

Spoiler

fuck her in the gills until she dies.

It depends on how long I’d have to be on this uninhabited island. If it was longer than a year, I’d go for the mermaid if it was intelligent, since conversation would keep me sane. If not, then the living onahole would win out.

[BIG_BAD_MOG]

Weren’t mermaids actually manatees? I remember manswers talking about this. Put a bunch of dudes on a ship for months on end and they’re bound to see things.

[Kromo]

Mermaids are real guys!
Many people were fish in previous lifetimes and are able to reconnect through seance and fanfiction.
My scalesona is quarter Red Lionfish and a quarter Pacific Rainbow Trout. I have large, masculine gills, elegant, shimmery whiskers, and a tail which looks like multi colored pixie wings. I go by the name “Wave Dasher”

[angelpalm]

Mermaids,

Not as sexy as horses.

[Combo_Knight]

Mermaids are real guys!
Many people were fish in previous lifetimes and are able to reconnect through seance and fanfiction.
My scalesona is quarter Red Lionfish and a quarter Pacific Rainbow Trout. I have large, masculine gills, elegant, shimmery whiskers, and a tail which looks like multi colored pixie wings. I go by the name “Wave Dasher”

The only image in my head is this [details=Spoiler]

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[Tekno_Virus]

Seahorse

Eh?
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[PozerWolf]

Mermaids,

Not as sexy as horses.

WHO ARE YOU?!?!
Also I would’ve said “ponies”, goddamnitt!!

[SoVi3t]

Hells yeah. I fapped to a picture of a mermaid when I was younger. Blowjobs for life, yo

[PozerWoIf]

WHO ARE YOU?!?!
Also I would’ve said “ponies”, goddamnitt!!

I’m the real pozerwolf

Except, I have better spelling and proper syntax.

[Ben_Perkins]

I’m the real pozerwolf

Except, I have better spelling and proper syntax.

Is this actually going on? Like for real? This is some Sons of Mars bullshit.

[xlxlxlxl]

I’m the real pozerwolf

Except, I have better spelling and proper syntax.

Are you the same guy as Vaiaris?

[angelpalm]

I think his account was hacked. Imma get the mods on this so that they can IP BAN that account and then the REAL Pozerwolf can make himself a new account with a better password hopefully.