There’s only one Smash tournament on Sunday. The games are MKX, Revelator, Marvel 3, Smash, and SFV.
Well, I’m sure you know my response to this. So I’ll spare the obvious and say “Thanks for the clarification”.
Oh I read you 
Loud and clear
I legitimately have zero idea what the motherfuck you’re going on about, Zero.
So how much you guys think I can get if I get Raz0r’s autograph but try to pass it off on eBay as a real celebrity’s autograph but they were drunk and couldn’t write straight?
1 McRib
In Bipson Bucks?
Or actual currency?
Meh. Still beats ingesting anything Raz0r tries to get me to drink.
If I can pass it off as Lindsay Lohan’s signature and get cab fare then that will suffice.
See? I would be a LOT more excited for the possibility of meeting a fellow old-school member like Zero and chill than meeting Razor’s bitch-ass and be annoyed by his incessant diatribes.
Motherfucker, you don’t have to hang with me. I would most likely say hi, nice to meet you, and then ignore your non-interesting ass.
Right after you let him fuck you in tha ass right?
Over there bent over in the corner smoking a cigar talking about “Is that all you got fa66ot, fuck me like a man!!”
I’d kick you in your bulbous gut if only you made enough money to buy a happy meal let alone a ticket to evo.
Whatever you say Carl.
cancels EVO tickets
I’m looking at the brochure on your site and I find the premium package pretty suspect.
Have you actually done any research as to whether or not the Nevada Athletic Commission will even LET you have someone shit on your chest during the fight? I am pretty sure letting someone beer bottle you in the face is a no-go as well.
Otherwise it is a pretty good value.
http://i.imgur.com/n14Vz9V.png
Cab fare upon landing and a fast food meal in Vegas, just about. You’re gonna need that $24.99 so keep it for more important uses!
Quoting because Radical Edward.
Oh, you know “one Smash tournament is one too many”, blah, blah, snarky comment, blah.
Moral of the story is, Smash Brothers is long and boring to watch.