while i’m checking my bags in, i’m assuming he walks out, gets a cab to the strip, and plays poker at the mgm. all this, mind you, without a word to anyone in our group.
me ken mike dj/bb and the other pat are all kinda “he’s taking the biggest shit of his life?” as we wait like 30 minutes at the baggage claim.
he shows up minutes before our flight takes off.
this is reaching jose “rockmanx4” garcia-level randomness. anyhoo, props for lending so much dough to peeps, didn’t know it was that much. and omfg, you broke mario kart in that first game. If you could take picture in MarioKartDS you would’ve won 1st place for free. Nobody can race under those conditions:rofl: o, and sorry i only play real basketball.
wow EL OH EL at me being the worst poker player, when we played heads up I had no cards in hold em save two ace highs, all my decent pots came from outplaying you sir. As for Omaha I thought you knew how to play that game??? In any case thx for the money in poker, mad gs…
negro please, i had to dipset as quick as possible. my time in vegas was running out and i had one last chance to make a quick hundred or so.
also shawn i need that pic ASAP. i need a new avatar. :arazz:
this comming from the guy who gave most of his chips away with top and bottom pair on the flop of K53 w/2 hearts when u put me on A flush draw A straight draw and a K with higher kicker outs. wtf??? not only did u put me on that hand u put me all in??? ken, if i got that hand im a huge favorite. not sure if you knew that. . we are gonna love that Giant money. lol @ outplaying me. i like my boys ypei and eric kim over u. also you do counter me really really hard in mario cart. your mario is too powerful.
yep fucked up one hand, which left me with hardly any chips and I STILL won, gj sir. And yeah its true I outplayed you in hold em, what else do you call it when I keep winning pots without cards? How many chips did I win at showdown sir? Not many. 1 fuckup in omaha and you say khang is better than me, after I took your money?? Lol sir lol. I >>> you in poker. If I had sucked out on you or something you saying that wouldnt be a problem, or even if I had cards in Hold Em, but its shenanigans to talk shit about me when I beat you by straight up playing better. You’re gassed about your skill level cause you know how to play full ring cash against donks and you win money, you’re not that good heads up. I’ll play you or anyone else, bet it sir.
And yeah my face is too broken, I challenge ANYONE vs. my face in mario kart. It was cool hanging with yall for evo, ima put up my shouts eventually.
woah woah woah there lil doggy. before u start thinking you know what poker is, let me set some shit straight. first off you won only cause i was tired and wanted some sleep. i even told u i what i was doing and you still gonna try and talk shit about winning. right kid. boy i called your all ins with nothing for the simple fact that i wanted sleep. keep letting this get to your head. i almost want to humble u for a whole two weeks worth of work from Giant. as for out playing me in holdem, . u showed one bluff and you were dying to show it. but u had no idea where i was in that hand or for the whole game. guess what i had when u had that A5 bluff. 52d, u dick. u just beat me to the gun on the river. yeah u really outplayed me there. i read u had nothing and was gonna take MY pot but u randomly went in thinking i had some sort of hand. real nice read ken. real nice. if you are having troubles trying to figure out a friendly game, which i said it was gonna be, and a real heads up match, then lets settle this. but first u have to get on my level. since there is no definitive way to do that in a short amount of time then, well have to settle for some other shit. brandon(havoc) has issued a challenge for HU poker at c3 for $50 and jody has accepted his challenge. if you can beat both of them, then, just maybe then u can challenge me. ken all this talk about being a donkey and sucking in poker is just for fun. khang and i do it all the time. neither of us care cause we know we win in poker. but u seriously think you are better than me in poker. all i can say is wow just wow. u are going off of one for funsy bet cause i was bored on a plane. not to mention i dumped to u the second game and u are taking that as a serious win also. ken u sir are too good. if you can get on my level at c3 hit me up then. until then keep noob talking. i remember i was once at that level u are at. then i played a second time.
pvFp
also shawn that pic will be too godly. and oct 7 is good for me.
myself and project pat(faight) and make avatars. not sure of who else can. im sure eveyone can. just simple image ready and photoshop.
Pat I was going in tryin to have that shit friendly too, which is why I showed hands at all, then YOU started talking shit bro bout me being worst, and I talked shit back, simple. Fact is yeah I know you threw the second one, if you’re tired why do you play a second match though? In any case it always seems whenever you lose its cause your tired or your playing against a donk or whatever, and you somehow forget you’ve barely played longer than me. You accept a loss worse than about anyone ive met, and naw it wasnt said like a joking ken you suck at poker, you said it more serious than that so I take offense when I clearly peaced you, where either you were for some reason playing soft or you just got beat, and you STILL talk shit. Like I said it WAS supposed to be for fun, you twisted it sir, I wasnt going to come on srk and say how you suck at poker or any shit like that, you were the one who came and said that. Just to be clear this isnt beef like that I just have a bit of a problem with you repeatedly talking shit about me, esp after I beat you. <3
Its still retarded to play $100 HU matches with $550 in your account, win or lose doesnt really matter thats terrible br management, even for the best HU player in the world its stupid.
Pete, yeah last time I played you I was a total donk that night, I dont deny it, thats not my normal game though. I’ve had better results than about anyone here, I really dont need affirmation from srk peeps on my poker skill level, just know Im always down to play.
what’s retarded is to waste my time playing 1/100th of my bankroll, knowing that i can put that time into 1/10th or 1/5th of my bankroll. a win is a win, make it profitable. you can stay in your .25/.50 $20 buyins all you want…my hand is a lot deeper in the cookie jar.
Wow…almost a whole page with nothing related to the topic. Even the topic creator is off topic. Guess that means Poker is the new official sport of Chesapeake 3S players. I gotta go buy that new Xbox poker game and get started practicin up. :tup: